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welp..here we go.
POTY material
Posted in: Off Topic 		OMGitsBEAST
May 27th, 2012
Your favorite vodka drink
I usually drink vodka/red bull, if i'm being cheap vodka/cran, but back in high school is was Powerade and Vodka. Bloody Mary's are pretty good. Get the olives and pickles, eat those as you drink and you'll be fine ;)
Posted in: Off Topic 		OMGitsBEAST
May 26th, 2012
UFC Heavyweight Title Fight 5/26/12
Mir's gonna be like Nelson, fighting everyone except for the belt now....what was Lesnar doing at this card' Cain and JDS should be a good rematch in my opinion.
Posted in: Off Topic 		OMGitsBEAST
May 26th, 2012
Interviewing for a new job when you already have a job...
I accepted a position for a new job (completely unrelated fields) last Thursday, I just walked up to my Plant Supervisor and was like "Hey I just wanted to let you know that I've accepted a job offer at another company and that June 1st will be my last day. I appreciate the opportunity you gave me to work here, but it was too good to turn down" Not word for word, but it was the basis He told me he wished I wouldn't have quit, but I had to train my replacement that he would hire soon. He's pretty cool guy.
Posted in: Off Topic 		OMGitsBEAST
May 24th, 2012
Just an annual check in
Hey I'm not complaining, I'm sorry I can't afford a $800/mo house...renting this place its pretty nice, so don't really care if you flame. Don't have to impress you. As for the fast food job, I sucked up a lot of pride just to do it and I stuck with it until I got something better. Then something else better came a long. Right now thing have been going better than they have been and I hope that it keeps getting better. Really doesn't bother me that you wanna be an asshole
Posted in: Off Topic 		OMGitsBEAST
May 23rd, 2012
Just an annual check in
lol it's absolutely in immaculate shape though, and roomier than this apartment and it's in a beautiful neighborhood
Posted in: Off Topic 		OMGitsBEAST
May 23rd, 2012
Just an annual check in
Haven't fought in a couple years...2009 to be exact...I trained too much and it left little time for family so basically when i do now is coach youth wrestling (which my son is in) and then about twice a week I work with a couple cage fighters just game planning for their fights and stuff and feeds that craving I get to want to do it again.
Posted in: Off Topic 		OMGitsBEAST
May 22nd, 2012
Just an annual check in
I remember Scha Cam...lol
Posted in: Off Topic 		OMGitsBEAST
May 22nd, 2012
Just an annual check in
Hey guys, I know some of you will probably remember me, some won't. I've been a member of the site for a while and used to post here regularly at one point. I've been lurking for awhile and posting occasionally, but for everyone who remembers me this is what's been going on. Job Situation If anyone remembers the thread where I asked about unemployment questions. Well I got denied on that just moved on and forgot about it. Anyways I took a job right away as soon as I could working at a fast food restaurant just to get some sort of income. Well I worked there from around August to April, while ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		OMGitsBEAST
May 22nd, 2012
100 greatest movie characters of all time
IMO (YES THIS MY OPINION) Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday in Tombstone is a Top 5 of all time
Posted in: Off Topic 		OMGitsBEAST
May 22nd, 2012
welp..here we go.

Posted in: Off Topic 		OMGitsBEAST
May 22nd, 2012
Jon Jones arrested for possible DUI
This news isn't even worth Dan Quinn's time...
Posted in: Off Topic 		OMGitsBEAST
May 20th, 2012
30 kids with 11 different women
Travis Henry' 11 children by 10 women...how have these guys NOT been infected by the AIDS virus'
Posted in: Off Topic 		OMGitsBEAST
May 20th, 2012
welp..here we go.
I'm finally to the end of this thread! YES! I enjoyed it. Way to go OP. Cougars and poker...w00t...oh the life...good looking people have it made, this is why i'll never be able to take my life roll and take a shot...not good looking enough
Posted in: Off Topic 		OMGitsBEAST
May 20th, 2012
Not Quite Threadworthy (OT's Dumping Ground) - April 2012
Well instead of being a complete waste of space and making no income I decided to work there while finding another job
Posted in: Off Topic 		OMGitsBEAST
Apr 13th, 2012
Not Quite Threadworthy (OT's Dumping Ground) - April 2012
I worked at a fast food restaurant recently, between jobs, a girl I work with was pregnant and told us she got pregnant by swallowing, I was like - I think there should be a common sense test after you have a child (because this is her 2nd child before age 21) and if you don't pass this test they snip your shit. Oh yeah and her boyfriend (baby's father) told us that we all have fetuses (he thought that was what a stomach was)
Posted in: Off Topic 		OMGitsBEAST
Apr 12th, 2012
Former friends with benefits now pregnant. Super nervous!!
You do know that it is possible to get her pregnant even though you didn't get off right'
Posted in: Off Topic 		OMGitsBEAST
Apr 12th, 2012
How can Miley Cyrus ride a bike in a skirt with no underwear...
me too please
Posted in: Off Topic 		OMGitsBEAST
Apr 12th, 2012
Hi OT I hope this finds you all as well as can be expected
Keep fighting Towman!
Posted in: Off Topic 		OMGitsBEAST
Apr 10th, 2012
Former friends with benefits now pregnant. Super nervous!!
Pull and Pray doesn't work...Even if it did, why risk even getting a tiny bit in there' Condoms for the win...when I was single a couple years ago, condoms all the way, i wasn't gonna get tied down to a lagoon creature, or even some of the good looking ones I was fucking (they're more likely to leave you) and you're stuck footing the bill why they sit and home and fuck someone else.
Posted in: Off Topic 		OMGitsBEAST
Mar 31st, 2012
Powerball $250 Million $$$$$$$$$$$$$
They're usually pretty tight right from the get go I'd say, no one wants to go out first 4 levels and go home unless they have AA-QQ, AK-AQ...this is a smart money play imo...lol
Posted in: Off Topic 		OMGitsBEAST
Feb 10th, 2012
Would you bang a rumored whore?
Sweetness is a golden god! He will someday go down in a blaze of glory!
Posted in: Off Topic 		OMGitsBEAST
Feb 10th, 2012
Powerball $250 Million $$$$$$$$$$$$$
I would tell women that I'd give them 10k to sleep with me then when they asked where the money was I'd be like "Prostitution is illegal in this state...GTFO of here, Alfred (My butler's name cuz I'd want to feel like fucking Batman) will show you to the door where a cab will be waiting for you
Posted in: Off Topic 		OMGitsBEAST
Feb 10th, 2012
Powerball $250 Million $$$$$$$$$$$$$
I would buy a sweet house in Iowa, Georgia, and Las Vegas...Take poker lessons from The Maven or someone along the lines, Win WSOP Bracelet or two, bang supermodels, call it a day...My friends can come too
Posted in: Off Topic 		OMGitsBEAST
Feb 8th, 2012
We Wizards never diiiiieeeee
Pretty sure this guy and The Knicks killed the Wizards tonight
Posted in: Off Topic 		OMGitsBEAST
Feb 8th, 2012
Would you bang a rumored whore?
I am laughing because OP is like "Well if she's a whore she's automatically gonna fuck me" I hope you don't get it because your expecting it plus you didn't post pics
Posted in: Off Topic 		OMGitsBEAST
Feb 8th, 2012
I'm looking to dump one in my HS Chemistry teacher tomorrow
Hilarious
Posted in: Off Topic 		OMGitsBEAST
Feb 5th, 2012
I'm looking to dump one in my HS Chemistry teacher tomorrow
Hit it, then delete her from Facebook, change your cell #...sfobv
Posted in: Off Topic 		OMGitsBEAST
Feb 5th, 2012
2 Players to Center Your NBA Team Around
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Posted in: Off Topic 		OMGitsBEAST
Jan 31st, 2012
Madden 12 OT Fantasy Franchise
Everytime I check it, it's never advanced so I gave up, I'm the Redskins
Posted in: Off Topic 		OMGitsBEAST
Jan 26th, 2012