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Hot Problems - Double Take
Lord help us...they're awful
Posted in: Off Topic 		ozibloke
Apr 21st, 2012
Jaybone and Lane hold a press conference!
"Sweetness is horny and I have couches to piss" - LMFAO
Posted in: Off Topic 		ozibloke
Sep 10th, 2011
Plumbing Question
If it's water hammer, it may reduce if you can go to the stop tap and turn down the water pressure
Posted in: Off Topic 		ozibloke
Sep 1st, 2011
I want to fight teen women
I think we gonna have a Cage match, Monsoon !!!!
Posted in: Off Topic 		ozibloke
Aug 13th, 2011
Serena Williams or a hot tranny?
Serena is just Mike Tyson in a wig
Posted in: Off Topic 		ozibloke
Jul 30th, 2011
Clever bot
What is your favotite film My favotite film. Yes. I dont know what favotite is. It's a colour. What colour is favotite. Blue.
Posted in: Off Topic 		ozibloke
Jul 27th, 2011
Tiger and his caddie split up...
For a coupla years Williams was New Zealand's highest earning sports person off the back of the fees Tiger was paying him...
Posted in: Off Topic 		ozibloke
Jul 20th, 2011
Google image search your P5's username and post it here
Pretty random really
Posted in: Off Topic 		ozibloke
Jul 10th, 2011
Angie Varona?
According to the original link she has been over 18 "for a little while"... It doesn't really matter - I still have kids older than her
Posted in: Off Topic 		ozibloke
Jun 30th, 2011
ITT OT counts to a million
73643 I've been waiting for 73643. It's my lucky number !
Posted in: Off Topic 		ozibloke
Apr 9th, 2011
So you think your job sucks?
The flipflop - steel toed boot of S.E. Asia
Posted in: Off Topic 		ozibloke
Apr 9th, 2011
So she is still $100 up then ?
Ok, for what its worth, the article had no piccys. I tried the pubs website - no help there... At my age tracking down and publishing half naked 16 year olds is probably illegal... Nevertheless, I understand the rules so this is what I've come up with with very little effort...
Posted in: Off Topic 		ozibloke
Jan 23rd, 2011
So she is still $100 up then ?
Ok, for what its worth, the original report was picture less and the pub's website was no help either. I'm 47, so at my age, tracking down and publishing pictures of topless 16 year olds is probably a felony... make do with this...
Posted in: Off Topic 		ozibloke
Jan 23rd, 2011
So she is still $100 up then ?
Wet T-shirt winner costs friend $200 fine January 23, 2011 - 3:18PM A 16-year-old girl who won a wet t-shirt competition in Broome, Western Australia has cost her friend a $200 fine. The 16-year-old won the contest on New Year's Eve by using a friend's identification and tricking the Roebuck Bay Hotel into believing she was 18-years-old. The girl, who is from the eastern states, was visiting relatives in Broome when she decided to enter the competition, winning first prize and a $500 cheque. But police investigated and fined the hotel licensee $1000 for allowing an underage ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		ozibloke
Jan 22nd, 2011
Merry Christmas from Downunder
Long time lurker, few time poster !! But... in honour of the occasion and the Champers for Brekky !!... MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU MAD BARSTARDS !!! Cheers Ozibloke
Posted in: Off Topic 		ozibloke
Dec 24th, 2010
first time strip club experience
If you are wanting to impress her I wouldn't be taking her to a dance club - she CAN dance. Can you '
Posted in: Off Topic 		ozibloke
Dec 14th, 2010
Wonder who the sick aussie is that.....
Maaate!!! Koalas are not cute and cuddly. They are nasty drunks with razer sharp claws. Anyone brave enuf to fuck one deserves a medal !
Posted in: Off Topic 		ozibloke
Sep 20th, 2010
Re:Just Like Mom
Clearly, the host is a paedophile. I wonder how the op came to be watching this in the first instance ' And why would anyone want us to watch it too '
Posted in: Off Topic 		ozibloke
Apr 16th, 2010
Aussie drinking stuff.........the basics
Tinnie................375ml (approx 12.7oz) can of beer Stubbie..............375ml bottle of beer Schooner............385ml glass Middy/Pot............285ml glass glass...................200ml glass Full strength beer = 4.8% Alcohol by volume Mid strength beer= 3.5% Light beer= 2.7% A shout...............where a group of drinkers each take it in turns to buy a round for all others in the shout The local.............the Pub Off ones face..............very drunk (Maaaate !! I was totally off my face last night ) Slab....................24 tinnies sold encased in plastic (Grab a coupla ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		ozibloke
Apr 16th, 2010
Re:I bet most of OT would hit it...
So, the officer had to retrieve the can from between her legs ''' Hmm...suddenly a career in law enforcement sounds enticing...
Posted in: Off Topic 		ozibloke
Apr 10th, 2010
Re:Do you shorten your name?
I am also named Andrew. I often get Drew, which I like. My wife even uses "Drewsy" when I have called her "Mishy" (her name is Michelle) If you call me "Andy" you better be covering your nuts. Andy rhymes with Pandy as in "Andy Pandy, puddin and pie, kissed the girls and made them cry." I hate that rhyme... In High School I was nicknamed "Mouse", partly because I am 5 foot nothing and partly because I was (') loud and obnoxious (Oh, the irony!)
Posted in: Off Topic 		ozibloke
Apr 9th, 2010
Re:(edit: now w/ pics/vids) I showed my weiner to a bunch of girls on chatroulette lol
I cannot simply remain a lurker for this thread. Bfactor, you are such a sick puppy - I doff's my hat to you sir !!! The sheer effort undertaken for our entertainment is breathtaking.
Posted in: Off Topic 		ozibloke
Feb 13th, 2010
Re:What will OT be like in 50 years?
I'll be dead
Posted in: Off Topic 		ozibloke
Feb 9th, 2010
Re:Gary Coleman saga
Talkin about you are ''' Bastard son of Jedi Master might I be '
Posted in: Off Topic 		ozibloke
Jan 26th, 2010
Re:California school bans dictionary
Doesn't anyone anywhere in the school or school district hierarchy stop to think, "Hey Guys, we're gonna make ourselves the laughing stock of the entire world here '"
Posted in: Off Topic 		ozibloke
Jan 26th, 2010
Re:bristol palin
So, let me get this straight, she (allegedly) has a down syndrome child called Trig that her mother claimed was hers. That child was probably fathered by Levi Johnston, the boyfrind she had been banging since 2005. Then, still 16 in 2008, has another child, also by Johnston,(this one named Tripp) and now she is a virgin again ''' Now there's a role model I can point my kids to...
Posted in: Off Topic 		ozibloke
Jan 17th, 2010
Re:What celebrity that died this Decade do you miss the most???
Paul Hester by his own hand in 2005 at only 46 years of age... I met the guys at one of their very first gigs up at Mt Buller ski resort back in the 80's so I felt like a personal friend had passed away.
Posted in: Off Topic 		ozibloke
Jan 1st, 2010
Re:Female singers are SEXY
Or here's another home grown aussie singer...
Posted in: Off Topic 		ozibloke
Jan 1st, 2010
Re:Female singers are SEXY
Nothing wrong with a little pop music...
Posted in: Off Topic 		ozibloke
Jan 1st, 2010
Re:PLEEASE HELP, connecting to internet question
Your network or your neighbours '
Posted in: Off Topic 		ozibloke
Dec 27th, 2009