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welp..here we go.
lol at going to applebees and refusing to eat because it's beneath you
Posted in: Off Topic 		Ozzie
May 30th, 2012
Which animal would you rather become?
you must really be into grannies...
Posted in: Off Topic 		Ozzie
May 28th, 2012
Which animal would you rather become?
even if you can somehow masturbate or dry hump things it still seems like itd be a very limited life which would get old instantly. like after you(maybe not you directly) jerk it you dont wanna watch more porn and jerk it again. you wanna post on p5s or some shit. as a gorilla i could post on p5s while i play diablo 3 with my feet. and thered be a crowd of people watching in awe.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Ozzie
May 28th, 2012
Hatfields and McCoys tonight on History Channel
can you spoil things on the history channel'
Posted in: Off Topic 		Ozzie
May 28th, 2012
Which animal would you rather become?
you want gossip you cant do anything with and voyeurism with no gratification' sounds awful.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Ozzie
May 28th, 2012
Which animal would you rather become?
why would you wanna be a housefly' live in shit but cant see for shit' got some absurd needletip dick that you cant even jerk off... sounds awful.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Ozzie
May 28th, 2012
Which animal would you rather become?
for a week or something id take the eagle. for 80 years i take gorilla. can learn sign language and communicate and prolly live a pretty pampered life.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Ozzie
May 28th, 2012
Pokerstars Purchases FTP???
awesome... lock thread plz
Posted in: Poker Sites 		Ozzie
May 28th, 2012
Ladyluck84 deep in WSOP $500 Casino Employee Event?
wtf'
Posted in: Off Topic 		Ozzie
May 28th, 2012
official awesome foods that are terrible for you thread
glad theres finally an official thread for this... duh
Posted in: Off Topic 		Ozzie
May 28th, 2012
Pig Roast
i was gonna ask if stuffing a pig is common... cant say im on board with that. pig looks great, though.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Ozzie
May 27th, 2012
mmmmmmilk!
i have nipples... can you milk me'
Posted in: Off Topic 		Ozzie
May 27th, 2012
welp..here we go.
deviled eggs' worst degen ever...
Posted in: Off Topic 		Ozzie
May 27th, 2012
Serious tipping thread.
at least she didnt tell him she favored the death penalty... and your brothers kind of a dick.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Ozzie
May 27th, 2012
Is this website for real?
site def seems shady but you cant let yourself pass up on savings like this...
Posted in: Off Topic 		Ozzie
May 25th, 2012
Lawnmower / baby rabbit family
not sure why you didnt take pics of the mangled bunny corpse in various poses around your yard to express your dominance.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Ozzie
May 25th, 2012
You're my wife. I will not talk to you while I have a TV.
when id have to get up with a baby before they slept through the night itd be on tbs at like 5am...
Posted in: Off Topic 		Ozzie
May 25th, 2012
Serious tipping thread.
kinda weird that in your defense against an obv level you kind of made his point... they have to know whats in the food and try it' sounds rough...
Posted in: Off Topic 		Ozzie
May 25th, 2012
glad to see we took care of the guy who got us bin laden
between not preventing a decision by a foreign court and not building a moon base this administration has been a real let down.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Ozzie
May 24th, 2012
Serious tipping thread.
dont pay attention to lefty springs... hes obv a waiter with a smug sense of self-entitlement.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Ozzie
May 22nd, 2012
Serious tipping thread.
lol... springs' potential return is the only reason i open tipping threads. my day has come
Posted in: Off Topic 		Ozzie
May 22nd, 2012
100 greatest movie characters of all time

Posted in: Off Topic 		Ozzie
May 19th, 2012
WWOTD?
def shouldve have gone... also, what is so hard to understand about what the plattsburgh award is for'
Posted in: Off Topic 		Ozzie
May 19th, 2012
100 greatest movie characters of all time
wouldnt put more than half that list in my top 100. and in guy ritchie universe vinnie jones gets the best characters.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Ozzie
May 19th, 2012
100 greatest movie characters of all time
vincent d'onofrio as pooh bear or list is invalid.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Ozzie
May 18th, 2012
Lawful Path
is obtaining a drivers license really a problem anyway'
Posted in: Off Topic 		Ozzie
May 16th, 2012
wild animals in my home
firing a shotgun in the house is the clear solution
Posted in: Off Topic 		Ozzie
May 15th, 2012
welp..here we go.
homeless means you have nowhere to go... not only does he have somewhere im sure he could live, but it's got an inground pool and even with that enough yard leftover for lefty to build a baseball diamond. he might not have a job or any money of his own, but hes got sweet safety net. i only continue with this thread because of constant pic updates.
Posted in: Off Topic 		Ozzie
May 12th, 2012
All questions answered about the gay community in this vid

Posted in: Off Topic 		Ozzie
May 12th, 2012
best sportscenter/ESPN commercials
the gate is narrow
Posted in: Off Topic 		Ozzie
May 11th, 2012