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2+2 Forums Hacked
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Posted in: Poker Community 		p0k3rj03
May 12th, 2012
Game Of Thrones Season Two **No Spoilers posted ITT please**
arya: anyone can be killed. tywin: ... arya: ... tywin: ... arya: ... ya I misunderstood you completely lol. I get a STRONG creepy vibe from that guy; have since his first scene. every part of his manner is extremely offputting, but I'm not surprised a lady would put him in a fuck category, cause in high school, the guys who were FILTHY CREEPY sociopaths with cool hair got laid like crazy.
Posted in: Off Topic 		p0k3rj03
May 10th, 2012
The Southern Baptist Convention cites PPA
poker'! what's that'' we got ourselves a fuckin gay black president i think we got bigger problems. ...posting it here cause i'm pretty sure their moderator won't even accept the cleaned-up version
Posted in: Poker Legislation 		p0k3rj03
May 9th, 2012
Game Of Thrones Season Two **No Spoilers posted ITT please**
for your 'fuck'.. do you mean that badass Ranger dude Qhorin' i can't think of a guy who speaks in third person besides that psychopath in lanister armor who assassinates people for a game; 'a man'. or is it one of snow's pals' they've been real forgettable to me. [URL=""]
Posted in: Off Topic 		p0k3rj03
May 9th, 2012
Game Of Thrones Season Two **No Spoilers posted ITT please**
such a fuckin good deal with it. A++
Posted in: Off Topic 		p0k3rj03
May 9th, 2012
mtt regs volume question
take your 'poker bankroll' and cut it into 200 'units' (if you have a $200 bankroll, you'd have $1 base units). start by finding the level of buyin right where you consider it's starting to definitely not be worth your time to play and win it; and play that level and every level up to around the value of one base bankroll unit. you can buy into tournaments worth two br units, but they must be offset at least 10-1 with entries worth no more than one base br unit. you can similarly enter a tournament worth 10 br units, but each 'shot' at that level must be offset by 1000 entries at or below the ...
Posted in: Poker Community 		p0k3rj03
May 8th, 2012
Pokerstars Purchases FTP???
some of this^, please' i spent like 2.5 paragraphs getting my balls tickled for no news. and this part: "While no officially announcement has come ..." reinforces my longheld belief that i can make up news on the fly in my own head that's way more officiallier than any website subscription can truly provide.
Posted in: Poker Sites 		p0k3rj03
May 8th, 2012
Whats your poker environment like?
getting fucked repeatedly. lol ya this one feels closest.
Posted in: Poker Community 		p0k3rj03
May 8th, 2012
Game Of Thrones Season Two **No Spoilers posted ITT please**
or a bastard who would rather get horizontal lapdance than have to perform any honor killings anyway.
Posted in: Off Topic 		p0k3rj03
May 7th, 2012
Do poker forums hurt our chances of regulation?
depends if the people in charge of those kinda decisions think they can be really good at online poker, i think.
Posted in: Poker Community 		p0k3rj03
May 6th, 2012
Sunday run good thread
phew, i was worried you heathens over here didn't even keep the holy day.
Posted in: Poker Community 		p0k3rj03
May 6th, 2012
Do poker forums hurt our chances of regulation?
I think it's certainly possible some aides of aides of powerful decisionmakers passively follow the forums for one reason or another. and it's conceivable that one of them would be compelled to post something at some point in their many months or years of lurking. but would that post be dumb enough to attract the ire of some members of the community who may or may not consider themselves the Dr House of poker forum posting' there's an outside chance, yeah. but it's a chance I'm willing to take, damnit.
Posted in: Poker Community 		p0k3rj03
May 6th, 2012
Consolidated Moved from PD Thread
i opened this hoping to read an OP posted by someone completely clueless about what a solid player is, and who sucks. started out, i'm like, 'anyone could post any of this, this means nothing, he coulda left it out completely'. then he gets to paragraph 3 and he sets up a hand where he live misclicked twice in a crucial situation, then asks why' and blames 4/15. nice try, giuliani, but we see through your facade. but it's all good, cause we all do dumb things all the time, and this time you unknowingly delivered a gift to someone you never even knew existed, and it was EXACTLY what i ...
Posted in: Bad Beats 		p0k3rj03
May 5th, 2012
Game Of Thrones Season Two **No Spoilers posted ITT please**

Posted in: Off Topic 		p0k3rj03
May 4th, 2012
Game Of Thrones Season Two **No Spoilers posted ITT please**
they were speculating that it could have been a small raiding party led by the Mountain, cause they're fighting the Lanisters and they're not expecting this at all. and Mountain is a pretty notorious land-pirate in westeros. btw this last ep made me rly like Tywinning a lot more.
Posted in: Off Topic 		p0k3rj03
May 3rd, 2012
2+2 Forums Hacked
the no gimmick accounts rule is a dealbreaker.
Posted in: Poker Community 		p0k3rj03
May 3rd, 2012
Game Of Thrones Season Two **No Spoilers posted ITT please**
well, he did draft a raven-express letter warning Rob of the whole attack, but then he burned it and decided to go with the whole iron islands thing. he did realize something last ep about his role in the attack, although I'm not sure what that is yet.
Posted in: Off Topic 		p0k3rj03
May 3rd, 2012
Game Of Thrones Season Two **No Spoilers posted ITT please**
that kid was from the iron islands, a republic of pseudo-pirates that rose up against robert barathian (the king before joffery), and was beaten down by him and ned stark. after the uprising the lord of the iron islands sent his son to the north and ned stark became his foster father. he then regretted this, made his daughter his son, and the both of them became TOTAL DICKS.
Posted in: Off Topic 		p0k3rj03
May 3rd, 2012
Game Of Thrones Season Two **No Spoilers posted ITT please**
kill: melisandre --witches ain't shit but hoes and tricks fuck: margaery tyrell --have wanted to since before she got her head chopped off as Anne Boleyn in that other historically accurate show. marry: that whore with the big tits originally from the north who's like the main girl at little finger's place --hottest, sleaziest, is getting sick of whoring around, and dany's got an unkillable knight all in love with her and shit, and those dragons might not even be a force, viserys told that other fine whore the last dragons to hatch only grew to the size of dogs. in conclusion, that one ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		p0k3rj03
May 3rd, 2012
2+2 Forums Hacked
i further predict we'll soon see the 2+2 forums behind a paywall, "to cover the cost of 2+2s transformation into the most secure internet forums the world has ever seen; updated patches and everything.". now, even though i don't do any business on 4 (unless you count monkey business!), i'd still pay a monthly subscription. i just cancelled hulu+ cause it SUCKS. i get to watch SOME of my favorite programs AFTER a waiting period, WITH commercials-- sometimes 3 minutes in length each act break, and the fucking video is choppy fullscreen' AND i'm paying $8 a month for it''' meanwhile i'd snap up ...
Posted in: Poker Community 		p0k3rj03
May 2nd, 2012
2+2 troll/LC thread
i just wanted to get a feel of the forum a little, didn't have anything in particular burning a hole in my photobucket. nsfw [U]nsfw tho
Posted in: Off Topic 		p0k3rj03
May 2nd, 2012
2+2 troll/LC thread
can we post mild nudity' can we link to it' eagerly awaiting your response
Posted in: Off Topic 		p0k3rj03
May 2nd, 2012
Game Of Thrones Season Two **No Spoilers posted ITT please**
he was one of the 3 guys locked in that cage-cart on the trip to the wall. arya saved them by handing them a hammer or smth during the battle.
Posted in: Off Topic 		p0k3rj03
Apr 30th, 2012
2+2 Forums Hacked
refugee party up in hurrrrrrr
Posted in: Poker Community 		p0k3rj03
Apr 29th, 2012
Charity Poker in Michigan
the electric slick in westland gets 100+ runner tourneys quite often
Posted in: Live Poker 		p0k3rj03
Apr 29th, 2012
Game Of Thrones Season Two **No Spoilers posted ITT please**
mr garrison's excited. as evidenced by his monologue in the background of this scene.
Posted in: Off Topic 		p0k3rj03
Apr 29th, 2012
Game Of Thrones Season Two **No Spoilers posted ITT please**

Posted in: Off Topic 		p0k3rj03
Apr 29th, 2012
2+2 Forums Hacked
exactly. and they'd never admit it because they want to avoid liability.
Posted in: Poker Community 		p0k3rj03
Apr 28th, 2012
2+2 Forums Hacked
I think their statement claiming they were already running top software is a hint at what line they're gonna take here.
Posted in: Poker Community 		p0k3rj03
Apr 28th, 2012
2+2 Forums Hacked
we were already doing all we can to protect your information, but now we're doing even MORE.
Posted in: Poker Community 		p0k3rj03
Apr 28th, 2012