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Re:WARNING! SCAM ARTIST WITH SAME NAME AS FTOPS MAIN EVENT WINNER POLIGRAPH
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paidchex
Aug 21st, 2009
Re:Is this an insta-fold or do you go broke?
If you're not open shoving in this spot then you shouldn't be open raising to more than 500 tops.
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paidchex
Aug 21st, 2009
Re:Mobile Internet Cards for Laptop
I currently use an At&t card exclusively and I find it works exceptionally well. I pay $65/month total ($5 insurance covers loss or breakage of unit) unlimited. These are the nuts esp. if you have a laptop
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paidchex
Aug 21st, 2009
Re:Imposter posting as me
yes the level continues, so the myspace picture with you laid up in your tighties is real though' thats gangsta!!!
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paidchex
Aug 20th, 2009
Re:KEVIN SAUL THE ASS
obv. i think ur improvements made the pic look less gay, as though it was a joke pic. i'm still afraid to visit the myspace page. this really all has to be a level, how long has his myspace page existed' fml i'll look, so scared.... see i'm homophobic obv.
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paidchex
Aug 19th, 2009
Re:Heads up for rolls...BY ACCIDENT!
So Kanye East would have to be an amazing attention whore to make this up as its really not that interesting of a thread..... So what would you call someone that goes out of his way to sharkscope and see if this actually happened' Not trying to diss but it seems like picking at a mono scab is a better use of one's time.
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paidchex
Aug 19th, 2009
Re:Martonas' Bridge Comment
pretty sure the swedish word 'anyone' translates to the english word 'any' or 'one' all other words are the same in swedish and english.
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paidchex
Aug 19th, 2009
Re:KEVIN SAUL THE ASS
so wait that pic is actually on the brian shapiro myspace page' i give up, this is the greatest level in the history of pocketfives, how long has the myspace page been up' i can't bring myself to go look at it; i may pop a brain vessel from laughter. well played OP, well played. my guess is this is bfactor
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paidchex
Aug 19th, 2009
Re:KEVIN SAUL THE ASS
really this is hurting my brain, you get hellmuth and matusow right but you misspell phil and mike' wtf'
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paidchex
Aug 19th, 2009
Re:KEVIN SAUL THE ASS
Lolz, after reading the pokernews update this is exactly the type of thread i would have expected you to make. i have questions.... 1. how hard is it to spell mike and phil' 2. you said you don't play it up for the cameras and then proceed to berate kevin 3 times for not hamming up in front of the camera' 3. you're the OP so are you typing in caps to bring attention to your posts that we all clicked to read anyway or do you actually want us to read it in the context that you are YELLING at kevin' 4. Are you aware of how the internet works and that you can actually discover the ...
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paidchex
Aug 19th, 2009
Re:Never understood this about baseball...
i get what you're saying heav, soccer is probably not the best example in the highest level of soccer you only get a limited amount of subs per game. besides the keeper a player should never be 'standing around' there aren't stoppages of play every 30 seconds in soccer like baseball. this milkings that soccer players do is many times done to allow themselves time to catch their breath. most of the time though that blow hurt them and yes they milk and complain to the ref just like Jordan did, or just about all baseball players will complain about a strike call or yell at ...
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paidchex
Aug 18th, 2009
Re:Pics or GTFO! All OTers
thx, thats my boy Rufus, got a girl Rott too, they had puppies recently, the pics 2 years old almost. so he's obv full grown now, no more picking him up, lolz.
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paidchex
Aug 18th, 2009
Re:Never understood this about baseball...
Its so grueling and yet some professional players have found the energy to play an entire professional football season in between baseball seasons. I'm not saying baseball is easy.... and lol at MyJob saying all soccer players do is run. get some stamps in your passport and learn about something unamerican.
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paidchex
Aug 17th, 2009
Re:Never understood this about baseball...
I'm not knocking the sport at all, i like baseball, but nobody is saying "wow i'm exhausted from playing all this baseball" they may be worn down from traveling all the time but the actual playing of the game doesn't wear down your body like many other sports and it definitely doesn't put more pressure on your body than every other sport season, thats crazy talk. "wow running down that fly ball wore me out, i wish i had 20 minutes to just stand in right field before i had to run again, oh wait i do" "ouch, i slid into 3rd badly and my leg is sore. ...
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paidchex
Aug 17th, 2009
Re:Never understood this about baseball...
i am from the US, I'm not a big baseball guy (anymore) but I do know they will schedule a double header when they need to make up a game, its done ahead of time and put on a schedule, sometimes months before hand, why do that instead of finding an off day for both teams and playing it then. Now will you answer my questions'
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paidchex
Aug 17th, 2009
Re:Never understood this about baseball...
whoopty fucking do 162 games, they play that many cause its not grueling!! why are there professional baseball players that aren't in shape' why do they schedule double headers' why do so many baseball players talk about all the poker thats played in the clubhouse before/after games' soccer was just a instant example. Yes they flop to get a free kick sometimes, just like a batter may lean into a close pitch to try and take a base. In some sports you run all game, the season schedule in nearly anysport is set up depending on how grueling it is, the more games the less physically grueling ...
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paidchex
Aug 17th, 2009
Re:Whats my play (girl related with pics)
You know how i know you're illiterate'
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paidchex
Aug 17th, 2009
Re:Something weird happened last night....
"excuse me, floor, there's a woman who is trying to have a conversation with me. what should i do'" "is she possible jailbait'" "definitely not." "then you should run all the way home immediately and try and solve this mystery there. this is her name if you want to report her to the police." "wow thanks" "if you need more help just ask some of your virtual friends, always remember woman can't rape you on the internet." "wow you're the best, can you make sure she doesn't follow me to my ...
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paidchex
Aug 17th, 2009
Re:So i went through my second prolounged downhill variance.
congrats homie. for me it always seems like i instantly start running great again. could be cold decked or on the wrong side of variance for hours, days, weeks..... but when i come out..... i usually break personal records on how much i earn in that first 'good' session.
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paidchex
Aug 17th, 2009
Re:Best Movie Soundtracks
Dead Presdents and Purple Rain are AMAZING and this one has to be included, the soundtrack just makes me want to fall in love with a hooker, added bonus that movie is one of my all time favs. This eclectic amalgam of jazz, pop and blues standards not only suits the film's haunting love story perfectly, it also delivers as an ambient and moody song-cycle that stands up on its own. Delightful surprises abound here. Sting's inspired ... Full Descriptiondelivery of three well-worn jazz ballads is evidence of the former Police-man's penchant for re-ineterpreting smokey, bar-room ...
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paidchex
Aug 17th, 2009
Re:Never understood this about baseball...
yeah right, LOL gimme a break.... these guys spend almost 50% of the game sitting down watching the game. "the most grueling season in all of sports'" then why do they sometimes play 2 games in a day if its so grueling' A soccer player runs an average of 7 miles during a game and it's a contact sport. Some baseball players aren't even expected to run, they get pinch runners and get to play 1st or maybenot, maybe you'll be the DH and sit on your ass the whole game. LOL, its a good game but not the most grueling of sports seasons.
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paidchex
Aug 17th, 2009
Re:Strange story
Post less OP I kid, I kid. you know i have a mancrush on you JFeezy
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paidchex
Aug 17th, 2009
Re:Whats my play (girl related with pics)
wtf kind of dresses do they wear down under, chick on the right looks like she's going to a formal toga party. neither dress is flattering. hit it, then next day tell your buddy you were drunk as hell and she seduced you and now you feel like shit. if he says no worries, rinse and repeat to your hearts content. if he feels a way, tell chick "bros before hoes" (or some kinder derivative) and move on. either way you come out as the good guy. yw -paid
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paidchex
Aug 17th, 2009
Re:Pics or GTFO! All OTers
noodz ftw, send money for food to 'paidchex' on Stars
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paidchex
Aug 17th, 2009
Re:im buying a few poker books today, any suggestions
Doyles said in the P5s podcast that they are releasing an updated SS2 shortly, so dont buy the older SS2. the harrigton books maynot be AS relevant since the game has changed but they are still worthwhile. A training website might be best since you play online and i don't know of a book dedicated to online cashgames. My recommendation is to spend the day in a bookstore reading poker books, i've read dozens of poker books that i didn't pay for, cause once you've read them you'll rarely go back to them. If you find a book you like buy it otherwise get a membership to a ...
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paidchex
Aug 17th, 2009
Re:2/5 NL in AC questionable call?
Honestly i would have called you with Q high in that situation as well. Your line made absolutely no sense. with any decent Ace or King or Pair you would have been reraising the aggro player pre. An overpair on the flop you would have bet. Its a matter of you got outplayed, he was thinking on a level higher than you, plus he was getting good enough pot odds were even if he's got the wrong read more than half the time calling is still profitable. Of course he can be completely crazy, but it seems more like you got outplayed. I doubt someone is playing that aggressive in 2/5 nl ...
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paidchex
Aug 17th, 2009
Re:I am the biggest failure of all time...(update pg 7)
JB, you just need to push all-in. it seems as though she will be willing to hang out again. do these things: one- don't apologize for being and ass, she knows she committed a sin by showing the goods and then retracting an offer. two- get her to the crib, the next place you see her should be in your house. whatever pretense it takes to get her there. three- dont take her to your room, she at some point will make her way there if she doesn't automatically start strolling that way. four- as soon as yall are alone, you get ass naked and plop on the bed next to her. no make out lead up, ...
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paidchex
Aug 16th, 2009
A Part of Me Died Yesterday (RIP)
My best friend died yesterday. Come to find out he's had Lupus for over a decade, I've known him for almost 18 years now and he never told anyone outside of his immediate family. I got a phone call, absolutely no 'he's sick' warning, just a 'he's gone.' He was charismatic, charming, crazy and creative. His name is Chideha, he is 32 and he left behind a girlfriend and a 2year old girl. thats his little girl in the background of his pic, leave well wishes if want but respect the dead or i will hunt you down, no jokes. his top friend, 'queen' is his ...
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paidchex
Aug 16th, 2009
Re:How do you deal w/ a girl way outta your league hitting on you? (PICS pg4)
IMO, sexing this chick is already in the bag. You had a mutual friend talk you up and she is sending you pics in bed!!! Now your question should be how do I get this chick to marry me. And the answer to that my friend is...... Eat her out everyday of her/your life.
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paidchex
Aug 16th, 2009
Re:Does anyone like this thinking line right?
FYP, nothing gets by mathclub
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paidchex
Aug 16th, 2009