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My epic trip to Pittsburgh [pics]
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pizman71
Dec 21st, 2010
Re:Hottest female Poker Player
Edited for accuracy. You're welcome.
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pizman71
Dec 29th, 2009
Re:Best/worst insult at the tables
I used this the other day. "Coming from the douchebag constituency, what's your group's take on healthcare'"
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pizman71
Dec 29th, 2009
Re:Phrases that need to die in 2009
I am so tired of every woman I meet saying "Stop trying to put it in there."
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pizman71
Dec 28th, 2009
Re:Can't connect to poker sites
Thanks for the help, trying it right now.
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pizman71
Oct 29th, 2009
Re:Can't connect to poker sites
I did reboot. I uninstalled and then reinstalled from both sites. I understand it's on my end. I'm not super savvy on a computer, so I came to the people that, I would've thought, have tons of experience in dealing with possible tech issues.
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pizman71
Oct 29th, 2009
Re:Can't connect to poker sites
It's good to see everyone is in a shitty mood today.
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pizman71
Oct 29th, 2009
Re:Flacco or McNabb??
Baltimore is playing Minnesota. It's kind of a toss up. Overall, I would take Flacco. McNabb is a good option, but I would worry about his iffy health, and the fact that he was shutout by Oakland shows he can be inconsistent.
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pizman71
Oct 29th, 2009
Can't connect to poker sites
I need help! My computer is not connecting to Pokerstars or Full Tilt. I can get online with IE, but Mozilla can't get online. I tried downloading AVG, but AVG isn't connecting to the internet. Is this some kind of virus that is restricting access' Thursday is my poker night and time is ticking by. Any help would be much appreciated.
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pizman71
Oct 29th, 2009
Re:youporn, redtube, or pornhub?
keezmovies is pretty sweet.
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pizman71
Aug 4th, 2009
Re:Should I spend 250 an get a tampa craigslist ho?
If you are truly interested, PM me. I have "gotten to know" a few of the girls in the Tampa area and I will let you know which ones are legit. I'm not a pimp or "agent", I'm just a regular dude that likes the thrill of hittin' it with a total stranger w/o all of the bar games.
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pizman71
Jul 14th, 2009
Re:Lon McEachern & Chad Norman or Mike Sexton & Vince Van Patten
My wife said the exact same thing!!
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pizman71
Jun 30th, 2009
Re:IS SHE TOO YOUNG??
Definitely ^^^^^! All of the folks saying that you should not hit, will be rubbing one off to her pics. Hit it hard and hit it often.
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pizman71
Jun 16th, 2009
Re:IS SHE TOO YOUNG??
5 pieces of wisdom my older brother taught me a long time ago when it comes to over-dramatic hotties. 1. Hit it 2. Split it 3. Then forget it 4. Wrap it before you tap it! 5. Always let your best friend smell your fingers.
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pizman71
Jun 15th, 2009
Re:Are people born gay? (inspired by other thread)
I agree, my friend's youngest son is the same way. We've know since he was a toddler that he will end up gay. He's now 12, and it's becoming more and more apparent that our suspicions are playing out. He's a great kid, he's just going to be gay. Nothing wrong with it, I have several gay friends. But IMHO, people are born gay.
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pizman71
May 26th, 2009
Re:Have you ever seen sexier psychopaths than these two girls?
Wow! Is her dress used as a revival tent on Sundays'
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pizman71
May 21st, 2009
Re:6, 2, 3 ,1, 11, 4, 7, 10, 12, 5, 9, 8
+1, I would so be in jail!
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pizman71
May 21st, 2009
Re:I just walked in on my Niece...*pics*
That picture of her on the pool table looks like an invitation to me. How do I RSVP to that party'
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pizman71
May 21st, 2009
Re:whos your favorite pornstar?
Taylor Hayes or Tiffany Mynx. Those ladies know how to service a man! I'll also throw in Heather Brooke as my favorite amateur. You can view all sorts of free movies by porn stars at .
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pizman71
May 6th, 2009
Re:Rank these intros ( tough)
Elmo's World
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pizman71
May 5th, 2009
Re:What was the most expensive traffic violation you have ever paid?
Just last month, illegal use of right turn only lane=$206 and no seat belt=$107. Grand total of $313, the bitch of it is I had just taken off my seatbelt to get my license from my wallet. My dumbass did it before the cop rolled up to my window and he wasn't hearing any of it.
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pizman71
May 5th, 2009
Re:City with Ugliest Girls
As much as it pains me to say it, it's Pittsburgh. I'm from Pittsburgh and we have a running joke, " Why don't the Steelers have cheerleaders' Because there aren't 12 hot girls in Pittsburgh."
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pizman71
May 5th, 2009
Re:Wedding Music
Our wedding song was "High Enough" by Damn Yankees which was followed by "Wonderful Tonight" from Clapton. Then again that was 15 years ago.
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pizman71
May 3rd, 2009
Re:John & Kate + 8
I would get her into bed, kill it from behind, grab her by her hair and whisper in her ear "You're my f'n bitch" as she yelps with every thrust!
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pizman71
Apr 23rd, 2009
Re:Hope (The Official Pittsburgh Pirates Thread)
^^^^ Confirmed--Pittsburgh catcher Ryan Doumit needs an operation to repair a broken bone in his right wrist and will be out for at least 8 to 10 weeks, an injury that significantly weakens the Pirates at their thinnest position.
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pizman71
Apr 22nd, 2009
Re:Hope (The Official Pittsburgh Pirates Thread)
Where might you be from sunshine' You wouldn't be spewing sour grapes from Baltimore or Cleveland would you' Maybe you could be from Cincinnati, best thing to come out Cincinnati is Jennifer Marlowe. For you youngins, that was Loni Anderson on WKRP in Cincinnati.
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pizman71
Apr 22nd, 2009
Re:Hope (The Official Pittsburgh Pirates Thread)
I can hear PNC Park rockin' now! "Let's Go Bucs" "Let's Go Bucs" One downer, Doumit could be out 8-10 weeks. Just saw a scroll on , could'nt get too deep b/c I'm at work.
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pizman71
Apr 22nd, 2009
Re:Guess her Muff
WTF! Has no one noticed that #236 is full milf-y freaky goodness' Any MILF that has a dildo in one hole, getting ready to swallow her man's member and having her nipples pierced, deserves an enthusiastic round of applause!!!
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pizman71
Apr 16th, 2009
Re:Fat Girls
Let me "weigh" in on this subject. I don't disriminate when it comes to lovin', and imho, thick girls are the absolute best at all aspects of sexy time. Thin girls are thin for a reason, they pay a lot of attention to their bodies, they care what their bodies look like at all times, even sex. They care more about what they look like during sex than they do about having fun during sex. Thick girls care about having fun during the sexy time. They want to please and be pleased. I'm not talking about sloppy big girls where they have rolls upon rolls and their bodies are a ...
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pizman71
Apr 16th, 2009
Re:Have you ever ALMOST died or gotten extremely hurt??
Back in '97, I was in a car accident while driving to work. I don't remember hitting anything (it was actually 3 cows), and I attempted to restart my car. I didn't notice that the winshield was gone or that the roof was actually touching my head. I started to walk back to my house for my wife's car, luckily a passing motorist stopped me and had me sit down until EMTs arrived. While in the hospital, the priest took my brother and my wife into the chapel and asked them if they were religious. They both said a little and the priest advised them to start looking over prayers. The ...
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pizman71
Apr 6th, 2009