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Re(2): well-known P5'ers fans
A little on the picky side, but you're probably right. I went to school at OU, so I probably learned it there...good luck with the A-town education. But I bet if belowabove wrote that, you wouldn't say anything...lol.
Posted in: Off Topic 		PourTheCoal
Jul 29th, 2007
Re(2): well-known P5'ers fans
now that's funny...lol
Posted in: Off Topic 		PourTheCoal
Jul 29th, 2007
Re(2): well-known P5'ers fans
well, considering it's a fair question and the mods didn't like how I worded it originally (not criticizing the mods, just stating a fact)...until I get an answer' Is that ok for you' And the answer is 4 so far, I think.
Posted in: Off Topic 		PourTheCoal
Jul 29th, 2007
well-known P5'ers fans
Every time a well-known P5'er makes a post, why do 200 people flock to that thread and shower it with blind praise' I don't get it, but when I was little, I never waited 4 hours after a game to get my favorite player's autograph either. And to the well-known players, does it ever get annoying and old' You play a tournament and 2000 railbird harass you, you post here and a large number of posts follow saying the inevitable. Just curious. Edit: and making fun of non-P5 "live" players is cute, funny, and good times for all...Clonie Gowen and Vanessa Russo come immediately to mind. But heaven ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		PourTheCoal
Jul 29th, 2007
Re(1): Addicting Game: Pinch Hitter Version 2
how do you even get the fucking ball in the air. I'm an awesome singles hitter, but no power whatsoever...lol.
Posted in: Off Topic 		PourTheCoal
Jul 28th, 2007
Re(1): Been training for 1 week to do a 1/2 iron man.
Why don't you try this ironman instead'
Posted in: Off Topic 		PourTheCoal
Jul 28th, 2007
Re(3): Filipina Dutch Model that u guys loved
obvious sarcasm, my friend, although Clonie isn't as bad as a previous OT thread made her out to be
Posted in: Off Topic 		PourTheCoal
Jul 28th, 2007
Re(4): What's your activity of choice while taking a dump??
I let my cat lick my hands clean...the assneck is reserved for the dog
Posted in: Off Topic 		PourTheCoal
Jul 28th, 2007
Re(1): Filipina Dutch Model that u guys loved
meh, I'd let her see it, but I wouldn't let her touch it. Clonie Gowen...now that's a different story...I get a warm and fuzzy just thinking about that.
Posted in: Off Topic 		PourTheCoal
Jul 28th, 2007
Re(1): What's your activity of choice while taking a dump??
masturbate
Posted in: Off Topic 		PourTheCoal
Jul 28th, 2007
Re(4): Those crashed helicopters....
I promise I don't think you're a bastard...trust me, I'm the biggest bastard/asshole I know...lol. It was just merely a thought.
Posted in: Off Topic 		PourTheCoal
Jul 28th, 2007
Re(1): Those crashed helicopters....
I heard there was some video of the crash happening, from the reporters inside the choppers I guess...anyone know a link to one' I'm not talking about a news report showing the burning wreckage on the ground. And to respond to you cruizr, how would you feel if one of your family members were on one of those choppers' Just a thought. Those people were doing their job, which is to cover things like that.
Posted in: Off Topic 		PourTheCoal
Jul 28th, 2007
Re(2): Plus-size clubs
only if you like to golf with whales
Posted in: Off Topic 		PourTheCoal
Jul 26th, 2007
are you man enough for an ironman?
What is an ironman you ask' I'm not talking about that race where you swim, bike, and run...that's for dumbasses who worry about silly things like fitness and being healthy. I'm talking about the shot. It's like a shot of tequila, but instead of lick it, slam it, suck it...you snort the salt, take the shot, then squeeze the lemon in your eye. I bet you're not man enough for an ironman, by god.
Posted in: Off Topic 		PourTheCoal
Jul 26th, 2007
Re(2): Plus-size clubs
Definitely on the larger side of the scale
Posted in: Off Topic 		PourTheCoal
Jul 26th, 2007
Plus-size clubs
So I'm watching the ol' TV last week and a show about guys who like big woman is on. They are showing some club in Chicago exclusively for plus-size girls and men who are attracted to them. The jist is both the girls and dudes don't have to feel "different" or "embarassed" and can have a comfortable night out. Not my cup of tea, but if you're a big girl and are ok with yourself, good for you...if you're a dude into beefy ladies, rock on. But I did have to wonder if you start hitting on a lady in that club, will she have a skinny friend there to cockblock you'
Posted in: Off Topic 		PourTheCoal
Jul 26th, 2007
Re(1): Public speaking question
Start out by saying "If I could just say a few words, I'd be a better public speaker." Footnote citation goes to Homer Simpson.
Posted in: Off Topic 		PourTheCoal
Jul 24th, 2007
Re(1): Most overrated OT'ers
PourTheCoal hands down...I hate that asshole
Posted in: Off Topic 		PourTheCoal
Jul 22nd, 2007
Re(1): &*%$@# perverts
This post is getting me hot
Posted in: Off Topic 		PourTheCoal
Jul 21st, 2007
Re(2): JOKES
What's the difference between OJ Simpson and Michael Jackson' OJ Simpson is black.
Posted in: Off Topic 		PourTheCoal
Jul 21st, 2007
Re(3): JOKES
then, tell it right or quit bitching
Posted in: Off Topic 		PourTheCoal
Jul 20th, 2007
Re(1): JOKES
What's big, red, and eats rocks' A big red rock eater How do you get 100,000 dead babies in a VW Beetle' A blender How do you get them out' Nachos What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus' It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus. What do you tell a woman with two black eyes' Nothin', she done been told twice, yeeehawwww.
Posted in: Off Topic 		PourTheCoal
Jul 20th, 2007
Re(1): Question for the auto-mechanics out there.
Top off the door fluid and it'll be good as new
Posted in: Off Topic 		PourTheCoal
Jul 19th, 2007
Re(3): Crazy video, guy thrown out of car on highway, run over.
A little over dramatic with the Wales circle jerk
Posted in: Off Topic 		PourTheCoal
Jul 18th, 2007
Re(1): Crazy video, guy thrown out of car on highway, run over.
awesome...better than a cup of coffee...thanks bro
Posted in: Off Topic 		PourTheCoal
Jul 18th, 2007
Re(1): The Bible...
Did you know you can use a page from those hotel bibles if you ever are in that unfortuante situation where you are traveling away from home, got some skunk bud, but no papers'
Posted in: Off Topic 		PourTheCoal
Jul 18th, 2007
Re(3): I'm so bored.

Posted in: Off Topic 		PourTheCoal
Jul 13th, 2007
Re(1): I'm so bored.
Who in the fuck is that disgusting fatbody' 1 chubby chubby, 2 chubby chubby... Looks like a dick-do...you know, his stomach hang out further than his dick do
Posted in: Off Topic 		PourTheCoal
Jul 13th, 2007
Re(3): I just pissed my cousin off
I grew up in a house where baseball was our religion...I sucked, but my brother played for a Big Ten school and made it up to AA...an injury stopped him, unfortuantely...so I get what your saying. But the fact that baseball is so big where you are and is so important actually makes it worse in my mind. If baseball was just another sport there, one could argue "meh, it's baseball." If it's in the blood there, then it's an insult and a slap in the face. I'm sure Gene Shultz is a great coach, he sounds like it, but he can walk on water too and he's still wrong, as well. Sounds like your cousin ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		PourTheCoal
Jul 13th, 2007
Re(1): I just pissed my cousin off
If you're a coach, do you really need to be asking this question' You already know the answer. If I'm his coach, if he doesn't show up to all the games, he's off the team this year and next. No ring if they win state or anything. I wouldn't care how good he may or may not be...he could spend his weekends down at the lake walking on water for all I care. He's obviously being a punk, but you can also easily ask, what the fuck is wrong with his coach to let him do that'
Posted in: Off Topic 		PourTheCoal
Jul 13th, 2007