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Earth has about 6.9 Billion People
easily hands down the dumbest thing ive ever read on ne forum in all my 48 years of existence......my guesstimation would be somewhere n the 400-600 hundred range....100k ppl just wowsa lols
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PUTZ549
Oct 20th, 2010
Whats your pets name?
5 year old female pitbull kendo
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PUTZ549
Oct 14th, 2010
Colt McCoy to make first Nfl start against the Steelers in this week. Predictions?
lol i hope this is a sick level...nothing remotely average about that defense...tho-- i do like McCoy alot)
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PUTZ549
Oct 12th, 2010
Animal Cuts training supplement
gl with it
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PUTZ549
Sep 27th, 2010
Re:June 1st UIGEA Regulations Discussion
I received a call tonight from Netspend Visa all future transactions with pokerstars and Fulltilt will permanently be denied... GG USA Players( the denial n this thread is lol able
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PUTZ549
May 30th, 2010
Re:Are we allowed to talk about the Stoxtrader scandal here?
lol ty bossman for that gif...just bluetoothed that lil booger to my phone)
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PUTZ549
Mar 22nd, 2010
Re:Let this be a hoax , one time plz. (Man allegedly throws baby off bridge)
just wow at this .........I have a 5 month old granddaughter and i truly cant even begin to imagine dealing with something soooo absurd(
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PUTZ549
Feb 18th, 2010
Re:Is it possible to run below expectation forever?
I have very similiar numbers as u do here...with the exception of the 20/80s which are a lil better and the 40/60s which are slightly worse than what u've posted ...i am speaking for roughly my last 60+k hands...and no for me its not believable...i have played millions of hands n 30yrs and i have 2 advanced math degrees....sigh(((
Posted in: Bad Beats
PUTZ549
Jan 28th, 2010
Re:I am clear and clean! 5 yr test results in finally <pics>
Awesome news:-) My dad celebrated a 5 yr cancer free this year..... Enjoy everyday, congrats!!!!!!
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PUTZ549
Aug 19th, 2009
Re:what are the best sites to play on i cannot take pokerstars rigged software anylonger !!!!
i tried that about 4 years ago and didnt cash n a single event for the next 124 i played............
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PUTZ549
Jul 1st, 2009
Re:And you wonder why I can`t run deep??
Poker Stars Daily thirty grand today(4500 runners) currently running ..."one" U.S.A. player left in the final 40 players...OMG why dont they just come out an ban U.S players...cuz its obv they aint winning shit on that site... Totally cant believe more ppl cannot see this or why its not talked about...
Posted in: Bad Beats
PUTZ549
Apr 27th, 2009
Re:One for the over 40 crowd (NSFW)
Appreciate the pic) she is a beauty, but, big juggs never been my thing........ Gina Gershon is a def fav of mine- she's almost attractive as my wife...
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PUTZ549
Apr 27th, 2009
Re:Why I don't want the government to regulate poker
If the U.S. government starts a full regulation of online poker, i will find a way to deposit a 100k dollars and play the highest stakes on every site... yes, their are hundreds on us old guys that just do not believe online poker is a 100% random deal..... also, the hundreds of cheats, and colluders of all kinds will officially be brought to justice. U are right about one thing for sure, the weak players will eventually dry up w/o action flops, perfect runners, and the inevitable one outters. I would luv nothing more than paying every type of tax known to man on all my winnings-- given the ...
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PUTZ549
Apr 22nd, 2009
Re:Want to be inspired? My Boston Marathon pics...
thx...was trying to 2 edit... definitely agree with alot what u said..given my age alot of that makes sense :-)
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PUTZ549
Apr 21st, 2009
Re:Want to be inspired? My Boston Marathon pics...
this ^^^^ plz
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PUTZ549
Apr 21st, 2009
Did i misplay this hand
$11- 180 man turbo ...Itm- 15 left fighting for final table...Villian opening every other pot it seems, shown down some decent hands... Obv im n the BB... Flatting seems bad. folding seems worse, is A9 suited ahead of his range and do i have enuff FE here to shove' no, i am not being results oriented...just want to know if this play is correct'' thanks :-) PokerStars Game #26123166544: Tournament #149102583, $11+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level XV (1000/2000) - 2009/03/19 7:10:53 ET Table '149102583 18' 9-max Seat #3 is the button Seat 1: genova93 (6852 in chips) Seat 2: ...
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PUTZ549
Mar 19th, 2009
Re:[Propbet] Turning 100$ into 10000$ in 15 days starts 3rd march
Should be mandatory to add Boku87 to all members favorite players list in the user profiles:-) Well done young man!! I hope ur parents encourage u to play poker and support all the decisions u make for the future....gl
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PUTZ549
Mar 16th, 2009
Re:Playing against an isolalation raise w/88
This post has proved something to myself....just how big a nit and much i suck online... no way i risk my stack here'''' i would be much more inclined to push n a live game, but, i am never winning here online.. likely up against 3 overs that always, always, always hit.
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PUTZ549
Mar 11th, 2009
Re:Playing against an isolalation raise w/88

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PUTZ549
Mar 10th, 2009
Re:[Propbet] Turning 100$ into 10000$ in 15 days starts 3rd march
insinuation that he needs drugs to play this well' ah i c ... maybe he is just that good' I have 2 sons older than him and treat young ppl with a lot of respect:-) funny story my oldest son is 26 now and plays divisional 1 softball and lead the midwest in hrs last year with over 100 ... he is 5'10 weighs 165 lbs....doesnt and hasnt ever used performance enhancing drugs ftr....although its a topic of discussion every phuckin time he plays''' i am aware that he was likely joking but, this kid is amazing to watch and i got to give him mad props for even trying this...
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PUTZ549
Mar 3rd, 2009
Re:[Propbet] Turning 100$ into 10000$ in 15 days starts 3rd march
for all us old guys what does that mean'
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PUTZ549
Mar 3rd, 2009
Re:[Propbet] Turning 100$ into 10000$ in 15 days starts 3rd march
Boku, i always joke how good European players run online....aside and serious i wish u the very best of luck :-)
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PUTZ549
Mar 3rd, 2009
Re:pokerstars pokerodds calculator
this post actually gives me hope as one of the few remaining U.S. players on Stars.
Posted in: Bad Beats
PUTZ549
Mar 3rd, 2009
Re:video of teenage girl getting her ass beat by a cop
my daughter in law is the administrator for our county jail---gonna ask her the same question u posed here'
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PUTZ549
Feb 28th, 2009
Re:Best $.10/360 players in the world
go play 1 dozen or so of these with a reckless give a shit less attitude and walk away with a renewed mind bout how much luck there is in poker :-)
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PUTZ549
Feb 28th, 2009
Re:LOOK AT 90% OF THE BAD BEATS HERE ON STARS.....ONE THING IN COMMON!!!!
I disagree, Stars beats always on U.S. players.... take amonth off and do nothing but, study all the games $25- and under...foreign players absolutely dominate the shiat out of them.
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PUTZ549
Feb 28th, 2009
Re:[Propbet] Turning 100$ into 10000$ in 15 days LOWLIMIT ONLY
this
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PUTZ549
Feb 23rd, 2009
Re:No more all access pre-paid visas?
The yellow prepaid Visa 'gift cards from do not work on FullTilt not 100% sure on Stars... but, the real all-access Visa cards from work just fine on Stars...
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PUTZ549
Feb 19th, 2009
Re:Things you hate that everyone else loves
snow/cold weather Bruce Springsteen-Beatles- Jennifer Aniston Will Ferrell Sopranos/Ne thing mob related red meat crowds of ppl/any confinement i cant get up and leave ppl who armchair quarterback after the facts ppl my age who treat young ppl with no respect 4 no reason ppl who've made it big $$$ and forgotten where it is they are from ppl who are closed minded about deep thinking issues american made automobiles toothaches suck gaining weight hyper dogs old guys who cant admit Tiger Woods is sooo much Better than Jack Nicklaus ever was.
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PUTZ549
Jan 19th, 2009
Re:? about my new 24" samsung monitor
HDMI would be used for a HD DVD or Blue-Ray player or even a gaming system. Both sound and video are carried by one cord... as far as the 1600 x 1200 this is likely a video card issue meaning u prolly need a upgrade... also, depends how u have the monitor hooked up i.e. 15 pin standard or DVI '
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PUTZ549
Dec 26th, 2008