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Jon "Pokertrip" Friedberg Get'em Jon, you honorary Episcopalian, you! Tear 'em up!!!
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		ranchgirl
Jul 11th, 2010
Come home quick. I caught a troll.
So, I'm playing poker with some guys last night, and one of them told us a story that had us in stitches. Man, we howled. Thought you idiots might enjoy this. The guy that told us the story has a brother that is a professor at Wayland Baptist. One of his colleagues has a brother that is not quite right. He calls him while he's teaching a class to say, "Come home quick. I caught a troll." His brother argues with him and tells him that he did not catch a troll and ends the call. He calls back begging for him to come see the troll. He tells him to quit calling because he is in ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		ranchgirl
Mar 14th, 2010
Re:OMG Jennifer Tilly
No, sorry, but that's not it. She was on tonight. You'll know it when you see it.
Posted in: Off Topic 		ranchgirl
Feb 18th, 2010
Re:OMG Jennifer Tilly
Hey, I knew there was something about P5's I was missing. How the heck have you been, Skisteve' I've missed ya. Can't believe you're still posting nightly. Sorry that I didn't take the time to post some pics. Just Google. Tilly's tits are all over the place. Pretty girl, actually. Not trying to make fun or be mean, but geesh I've seen Meth addicts that looked asleep in comparison. Failshed batman'
Posted in: Off Topic 		ranchgirl
Feb 18th, 2010
Re:OMG Jennifer Tilly
Hey, Waco, long time. Nice hair-do you're sporting there. Tilly was on Craig Ferguson's show tonight. You should catch it on YouTube. OMG, she could not sit still. It was hard to watch. Even Craig made fun of her. Won any more big tourneys'
Posted in: Off Topic 		ranchgirl
Feb 18th, 2010
OMG Jennifer Tilly
Your old bud, Ranch, here JT. Please lay off the speed. If the DEA didn't know about you before, they do now. I flipped through the channels and caught the tail-end of what sounded like your boyfriend cheated on you. I think. Not sure. Would have needed to have replayed it about 50 times to know anything you said. Really not trying to be harsh, you are damn good looking. Who on earth would want a blonde with somone like you' So, F'em and feed him fishheads if he wasn't faithful, but geesh. You just announced your drug habbit to the world. Okay, so as on-screen talent you get to ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		ranchgirl
Feb 18th, 2010
Re:UB support suck?
Calm down, Susie. I was only joking.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		ranchgirl
Oct 14th, 2008
Re:UB support suck?
UB support suck' Yeah, probably. Your best bet is with Debo. He seems like the type, but you probably should wear a condom.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		ranchgirl
Oct 14th, 2008
Re:David Tomme
Yes, very low quality video. I didn't make the video, but it is good original music. He's a good musician from West Texas. Just thought I would share.
Posted in: Off Topic 		ranchgirl
Oct 12th, 2008
David Tomme

Posted in: Off Topic 		ranchgirl
Oct 12th, 2008
Re:I'm having Music Block
Good friend of mine. Enjoy.
Posted in: Off Topic 		ranchgirl
Oct 10th, 2008
Re:UB signs Tracy Scala!!!!!!
Vinny the hitman's brother. It is rumored that SusieQ is his wife.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		ranchgirl
Aug 29th, 2008
Re:Ante Up for Africa
May I make a suggestion…. Many people are aware of the atrocities in Sudan (and the world over for that matter) but there has been a long history of millions of dollars in humanitarian aide being intersected by the government and not ever making its way to the people. Perhaps you could give more insight into how you guys actually deliver the aide to the people so that contributors do not feel they are throwing good money after bad. Also, I do not know if it already exists, but a PSA (public service announcement) that runs on YouTube would help. I would imagine you have plenty of friends in ...
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		ranchgirl
Aug 13th, 2008
Re:Annette15?
Hello, Diss. Or third best if he has a pet--ha!
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		ranchgirl
Jun 15th, 2008
Re:Annette15?
But what if Jennifear turned out to be Annie Duke--hypothetically''
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		ranchgirl
Jun 15th, 2008
Natural Medicine fixed herniated disks in my neck--three DVD set.
Remember when I was posting about getting an MRI' I had herniated three disk in my neck and was in a lot of pain. I spent six weeks in bed and was unable to sleep on either side, much less sit up without feeling like I would pass out. They shot steroids into my spine and gave me ton of drugs. After six weeks I wasn't getting any better, and it was looking like surgery would be my only option. Well, I called a Naturopath Doctor friend of mine to see if there was any other option, but I seriously doubted she could help. She recommended stuff that did make sense to me. I could not imagine ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		ranchgirl
Jun 15th, 2008
Re:Kathy Liebert joins Team Pokerstars.
^^^^Agreed--no doubt. Besides, Kathy is not only good, she is damn funny too. That girl is a hoot. Good luck, Kathy.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		ranchgirl
Jun 2nd, 2008
Re:UB, Annie Duke, and the UB team.
Yes, fangs. It was weird. I'm playing poker at the Commerce (wuv GiGi) and this guy to my right (a vegan) starts giving me crap over eating meat. The guy to my left takes up for me and says that if people weren't supposed to eat meat, they wouldn't have these... He lifted his lip and reveals these raisor sharp fang looking teeth. The rest of his teeth were rounded, but then he had gaps either side of the fangs. I said somthing like damn, he files them, then thought nothing of it. The vegan scoffed and leaned in for a closer look. The Vegan was surprized by what he saw. So then, ...
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		ranchgirl
May 23rd, 2008
Re:UB, Annie Duke, and the UB team.
You won't hear another peep out of me in terms of bashing UB. Damn, Scout, pills-- really' You think lightning didn't strikes my houses' Tell that to the Allstate man. It blew a hole in the roof on one house. That's okay, Scout, I won't call you an idiot. I'm being nice.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		ranchgirl
May 23rd, 2008
Re:UB, Annie Duke, and the UB team.
An American Airlines employee failed to block the tires of a ramp. The wind kicks up and blows the ramp into a Southwest Airlines plane (the one I'm supposed to board). It sliced a great big hole in the engine. So one freaky thing after another has happened. Bashing UB is the only unkind thing I have done. I TAKE IT BACK --NO MORE LIGHTNING STRIKES, PLEASE.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		ranchgirl
May 23rd, 2008
Re:UB, Annie Duke, and the UB team.
No, you idiot. When wierd shit happens, you think back to anything you have done in your life that was unkind. Sorry Duke--I take back what I said. I also take back calling you an idiot.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		ranchgirl
May 23rd, 2008
Re:UB, Annie Duke, and the UB team.
Seriously - two houses were struck by lightning on the same day. Prozac doesn't equate.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		ranchgirl
May 23rd, 2008
UB, Annie Duke, and the UB team.
I have long felt that there is/was cheating at UB, but obviously, I do not know who. After reading the UB superuser stuff, I all but accused Duke herself (and team Ub) of being a part of the insider cheats. I DO NOT HAVE ANY WAY OF KNOWING WHO THE CHEAT IS AT UB. I TAKE IT BACK. MY BAD. During a lenghty and expensive trip to help a friend in LA, I had two thugs get after me to which an armed guard had to intervene. Two houses I own were struck by lightning (in two different towns) on the same day. The airplane that was supposed to bring me home was struck by a ramp and a hole was sliced into ...
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		ranchgirl
May 23rd, 2008
Re:So Gross!!!!!!!!
Try sitting next to someone that shows you raizor sharp fangs. So gross. Teeth looked filed on the edges with spaces inbetweeen fangs and other teeth.
Posted in: Off Topic 		ranchgirl
May 23rd, 2008
Re:Annie Duke (this thread is for YOU)
I haven't been on here in a while, BFactor, so I missed the UB super user bs. If I had to guess, it's another, "okay someone cheated at UB but it was just one person like with AP." When are people going to wake up. It isn't just one person. Duke, Hellmuth, Rice, Ho, and all the other UB folk don't care to repsond cause they want the story to die. UB wants more people to deposit money so they can start draining them as well. F team UB and F cheats.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		ranchgirl
May 2nd, 2008
Re(1): Woman advice needed...
Ummm...ditch "boy" and hang out with "girl".
Posted in: Off Topic 		ranchgirl
Mar 3rd, 2008
Re(2): A moment for philosophy anyone?
Aliens are out there, and there is a good possibility that WAR is one of them, BUT if Edgar Casey is right, nuclear war will begin first in the U.S. in the year 2008. So, I'll worry about 2012 later.
Posted in: Off Topic 		ranchgirl
Mar 2nd, 2008
Re(1): A moment for philosophy anyone?
I still haven't gotten past the world not being flat. Hmmmm....
Posted in: Off Topic 		ranchgirl
Mar 2nd, 2008
Re(2): Prop bet Discussion - Need opinions
Lol - try dividing. 15.6 miles divided by 5 miles (an hour) = 3+hours Provided fat guy doesn't kill over first or stop for a milkshake. It's kind of like mall walking, but skipping the food court.
Posted in: Off Topic 		ranchgirl
Mar 2nd, 2008
Re(4): how come you have to have a license to drive, own a daycare, go fishing.....
Good for you, WAR. I helped put a few through college. One's a lawyer now.
Posted in: Off Topic 		ranchgirl
Mar 2nd, 2008