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Amateur Hour
Draw on my amateur blood and stain my torch with your desires. A year ago in July when I last posted I displayed Pre-Pledge; today the Turn is unveiled by dual forces. Not like the 4th card but more of the Esfandari magic tricks like Negreanu bluffing his preference. And my circumstance is much unlike Malbec from Argentina but from a different vine. Took the knowledge with me and will never forget. I came back with a story about holes in the hands and ignored the rest of the world. Go to Third World countries with the hidden agendas of pushing brainwashed beliefs and macking on women ...
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randomfrost
Jul 28th, 2012
Born Into This
Dinosauria, We by Charles Bukowski Born like this Into this As the chalk faces smile As Mrs. Death laughs As the elevators break As political landscapes dissolve As the supermarket bag boy holds a college degree As the oily fish spit out their oily prey As the sun is masked We are Born like this Into this Into these carefully mad wars Into the sight of broken factory windows of emptiness Into bars where people no longer speak to each other Into fist fights that end as shootings and knifings Born into this Into hospitals which are so expensive that it’s cheaper to die Into lawyers who charge ...
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randomfrost
Jul 28th, 2011
Don Yang Yan Is My Name
Press play on the video as the song accompanies this piece of work. After reading, watch the video again to see footage of a man that got his head blown off almost 50 years ago. You know that you have to look very very hard to find or distribute any real footage of a man's head being blown off except for this particular one' Message understood all these years later. Don't fuck with. You over there, wearing you TapOut t-shirt subconsciously dreaming about a blue veiner getting smacked on the side of your head. Yeah, not you 1.21Gigawatts but everyone else. 10 years gone, Zeppelin ...
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randomfrost
Jul 14th, 2011
Things within a video game that have tilted the fk out of you...
Wow, this was a very insightful and prophetic statement on your part. Great post. When the fuck did you change your username from Aristotle to PANTERA'
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randomfrost
Jul 14th, 2011
OTers playing in the WSOP Main Event
Hey guys, I'm in this too. My name is Don Yang Yan. Just lost 2k pot but I think I'm still top 10 right now. Taking a big dump and messaging you on my iPhone. LOL. Setting up twitter account if I don't go busto tonight. Laterz
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randomfrost
Jul 14th, 2011
You Are A Leaf On A Tree And Have Only One Way To Go
Why bother with originality with a response like that' You expect me to always pull a rabbit out of a hat. The rabbit comes from out of your ass. 2 Slick 4 U to be so crass. You use big words; I saw your profile. Your profile pic makes you look like a pedophile. You create something for me so I can be so anal. Oh Atlanta boy, you are fucking banal. Do yourself a favor, but not for me. Go jump down a water well and live off your own pee. Now that I've given this poem fatuity, You can go fuck yourself in perpetuity.
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randomfrost
Jun 1st, 2011
You Are A Leaf On A Tree And Have Only One Way To Go

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randomfrost
Jun 1st, 2011
You Are A Leaf On A Tree And Have Only One Way To Go
You wouldn't see the world crumble down around you because you were too busy looking at screens. Your genitals are trampled daily from trying to reach that moment you had years ago. You are blatantly lied to constantly and have accepted truth as a form of a lie. You simply just don't care because you are incapable of it. You have been brainwashed and it scares you to comprehend that all that you've been led to believe has been a lie. So sorry. So sorry. Oh So Sorry. ^^^ that video is for 1.21Gigawatts and ShortyJ
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randomfrost
May 31st, 2011
You Were Raised By A Studio Audience (Learn, Laugh, Cry With Them)
Zoom in and out and you will finally get focus. Even Baba Vanga's clues and advice would be worthless without your undivided attention. It’s blatantly obvious that we are like goldfish and those master of puppet fingers are tapping that ass and glass and our attention is being driven away from stone cold reality. Oh, the humanity. We’ve all been hypnotized by the screens and silence is but a golden gun that will rattle our souls that are rattled and fragile from the desensitization. The biggest industries today are entertainment and drugs. FOCUS people. Catch my drift. The 140 ...
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randomfrost
Dec 15th, 2010
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Albert Haynesworth vs. Richard Simmons for the Heavyweight Title
People ask me what was life like the day before September 11th: About 2.3 trillion dollars was missing. People ask me what life is like today: About 8.7 billion dollars is gone. So, yeah, I will sit and wait for my pocket Aces and take some of your hard earned credit cash while I pretend this is not happening. I want to move to the Moon and set up a trading post and currency system based on the simple life and death. But I cannot breathe up there because they +++*(@@@@@@@* So since we all like to watch and observe and be content I will present to you.... IN THE BLUE CORNER! Fat ...
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randomfrost
Jul 28th, 2010
1.21Gigawatts: Theory of a Gayman
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randomfrost
Jul 28th, 2010
UFO Sighting in China July 2010
It smells and looks like a snake.
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randomfrost
Jul 28th, 2010
This
James Dickson enough said
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randomfrost
Jul 27th, 2010
Who is the most recognizable/ popular OTer?
SluggerVW
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randomfrost
Jul 27th, 2010
Jesus vs. Chuck Knoblauch for the Intercontinental Title
In the Red Corner: Chuck Knoblauch In the BLUE Corner: The match starts off pretty intense with Knobber throwing a ball at Jesus. Jesus proceeds to hit the ball with some divine help: 'w=229&h=281 Knoblauch gets angry: Jesus wins by DQ, the title does not change hands: Knoblauch does find him in a piece of KitKat later though:
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randomfrost
Jul 27th, 2010
worst beat of my life
You are from Phillipsburg, USA and are Dutch' Are you Amish' Listen: why don't you just admit that you have the problem. You should have folded before the river anyway. Think about it for a minute. Don't talk about my cat again!! Happy belated
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randomfrost
Jul 27th, 2010
Undercover Karaoke w/ Jewel

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randomfrost
Jul 27th, 2010
sweet just sweet

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randomfrost
Jul 27th, 2010
Undercover Karaoke w/ Jewel
Fuck me, I meant to post on the 28th. I guess I'll get a head start because I won't be back for another 365 after tomorrow. As for Saul, I don't use messenger or anything like that. Do you still use Pigeon Courier''
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randomfrost
Jul 27th, 2010
1.21Gigawatts: Theory of a Gayman
It's 2010, the world has changed so much since the days of smoke filled bars and letting people know you were going to show up somewhere at a certain time without texting or calling them 30 seconds before meeting them at that said place while you were around the corner. So, like, I'm going to talk to you about one of my friends who likes men, David. Hey, whatever, it's cool. No big deal. It's 2010. Anyway, I have a friend who likes men and his name is 1.21Gigawatts. He calls me up and says, "Hey, I have a foolproof plan for getting some ass." I go, "Okay'" He says, "If you like the sausage ...
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randomfrost
Jul 27th, 2010
Undercover Karaoke w/ Jewel
Let the poison out
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randomfrost
Jul 27th, 2010
worst beat of my life
Some life you lead. Try getting hit by a car and having your cat lose it's leg. You think $163 would fix that' My cat has a wooden leg, man. I have to come on here and read about your tough loss because you got flushed out' When September 6th comes around again, make sure you get some perspective for your birthday, you spoiled shitheel.
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randomfrost
Jul 27th, 2010
OT T-Shirts
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randomfrost
Jul 27th, 2010
guys i need help.
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randomfrost
Jul 28th, 2009
Groomsmen Gifts
How much time do you have' Wait until you are ready, the time will come. Everyone is unique, if marriage scares you right now, don't do it, wait. This isn't something someone can really give you advice on. I recommend something personal. Maybe some books for them to read with personal inscriptions written on each of them on how much they mean to you. The key is you actually have to have read the book and it should have some meaning attached to the person or a connection (some subject they would like). You probably don't read though, do you' How many times have you worn those ...
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randomfrost
Jul 28th, 2009
Mattg Motivational Posters

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randomfrost
Jul 28th, 2009
I'm done w/ political threads in OT.
It starts so innocent. The American Dream. Life is fucking good. Shrimp and cocktails, tickets to the Cards games, dinners with the family. LIFE IS FUCKING GOOD. You got into MED SCHOOL! That's great. The energy and drive is there. 12 hours a day' Fuck that! I can work 2 days straight! CONGRATS ON GRADUATING! YOU ARE NOW A DOCTOR (like Wein will be...) You continue to work your ass off and meet a nice nurse at the Hospital and start dating. After all, she understands your workload and your hours. And also the bullshit you have to deal with. She can relate. She's a damn good ...
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randomfrost
Jul 27th, 2009
What would happen if we were all to die

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randomfrost
Jul 26th, 2009
should i be depressed?

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randomfrost
Jul 26th, 2009