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Rebuy Ron

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About Rebuy Ron

  • Community Level
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  • Birthday 01/01/1970

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  • Real name
    JR
  • Your gender
    Male
  • Location
    United States

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  • About Yourself
    My father was a relentlessly self- improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. A sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum.
  • Your favorite poker sites
    32Red Poker
  • Favorite poker hand
    8H9H
  • Your profession
    maintaining 15% ROI/mtts, online predator
  • Favorite place to play
    Los Angeles, CA
  • Your hobbies
    FOOTBALL!!!!1!, disc golf, fantasy sports
  • Favorite Cash Game and Limit
    NL/PL Omaha,
  • Favorite Tournament Game and Limit
    NL/PL HE MTTs,
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