About Rebuy Ron

My father was a relentlessly self- improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. A sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum.

Basic Information

• Member Since

  Sep 16th, 2005

• Real Name

  JR

• Location

  Weed, California, United States

• Gender

  Male

• Last Login

  Jan 9th, 2010 at 06:53 AM

• Total Posts

  490

• Threads Started

  21 (4.29%)

• ARPT

  15.4 / 13.6

Rebuy Ron's Recent Threads

• Ozzy87 Busted. [Aug 9th, 2007]

  Views: 1529. Replies: 171. Last Poster: Stump

• Discuss how much you could/would have made with $10K worth of WCOOP buy ins [Aug 21st, 2006]

  Views: 89. Replies: 9. Last Poster: FlashOver

• IF IT WASN'T THE 10TH TIME THIS WEEK THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME [Aug 6th, 2006]

  Views: 69. Replies: 0. Last Poster: Rebuy Ron

• You want relevent Poker Discussion? WTF Bring back Shana Hiatt to WPT [Jul 31st, 2006]

  Views: 62. Replies: 11. Last Poster: Rebuy Ron

• Play this NL200 hand for me..........Psycho Board vs. Nits [Jul 7th, 2006]

  Views: 121. Replies: 12. Last Poster: mahgnislaw

Rebuy Ron's User Names

To learn more about how your recent scores work, visit our Rankings FAQ

• Rebuy Ron has not entered any ranked poker site names.

- Only poker room names in red are verified and count toward rankings
- Numbers after a player name indicates cashes
- A star means the user has completed the P5s site name confirmation process. Click here to learn more
- Rebuy Ron's change log

Detailed Information

• Favorite Players

  1eyd willie, BeerGoggles, Inn2Deep, Riden22z, zblazer, LuckyLacey, BustOut Bert, billthekid, dubft, str8stackN, rAAymoney, Tmay420, SBRounder, dogchit D, Tobia$ Bluth, naihanDONK, AKsenh78

• Favorite Poker Hand

  8♥ 9♥

• Profession

  maintaining 15% ROI/mtts, online predator

• Favorite Place to Play Live Poker

  Los Angeles, CA

• Hobbies

  FOOTBALL!!!!1!, disc golf, fantasy sports

• Favorite Cash Game

  NL/PL Omaha,

• Favorite Tournament Game

  NL/PL HE MTTs,