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Thursday Action Plan: Let's keep telling our opponents to support poker licensing!
Done. Man, it's been a while since I've posted on P5's.
Posted in: Poker Legislation 		robodarko
May 10th, 2012
The annual Pittsburgh Pirates thread: let's go bucs!
I've watched the replay linked ITT and I still think it's a pretty clear tag. If you want to try to justify it by saying that the ump is clearly terrible at his job and he was tired because it was the 19th inning then that's one thing. Saying that it's not clear that he tagged him is just ridiculous. Plus as others have stated there's no camera angle that actually shows the ump's POV. You are right though that Mck should have put his left knee down with his shin flat on the ground blocking the runners path. If he had done that though he probably still would have called him safe. The ump ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		robodarko
Jul 27th, 2011
The annual Pittsburgh Pirates thread: let's go bucs!
WOWOWOWOWO. That last call was a fucking joke!!! I hope that umpire gets disciplined heavily. 19 innings and you're gonna end it with that call''' Worst ump ever. Lugo was literally three feet away from the plate when Mck tagged him. Lugo even though he was out, you can tell how surprised he was when he got called safe. Daniel McCutchen is now my hero though. Pitched like a champ for what six or seven innings' And did you see his hustle running to first'!' We should have Daniel pinch running, he's practically as fast as Andrew! It's a fucking joke that Daniel takes that loss for that ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		robodarko
Jul 27th, 2011
The annual Pittsburgh Pirates thread: let's go bucs!
It's gonna be sick the first time the Flyers come to Pittsburgh with Talbot and Jagr wearing orange... Jagr is whatever, but Max man... Philly really' The fans you shushed' ...sigh... thought you had heart kid. (Good thing the Pens are still awesome and the Flyers got rid of all their good players!) Let's go Bucs though!!! J Mac getting the most strikeouts of his career is good stuff. Good to see Pedro back in the line up (hope he amps it up as the season progresses though). How long is Presley out for' He has been tearing it up. I hope when everyone is healthy Tabata moves over to RF, ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		robodarko
Jul 26th, 2011
Flashmob at Jefferson Memorial owned by police
I also hate the Jefferson Memorial. I slipped and fell running up the steps there when I was about 6. Got taken to the hospital by the secret service because Reagan was giving a speech around there sometime later that day so they were already there securing the perimeter or whatever it is that they do. I remember the SS guys being really nice. Got 16 stitches in my forehead. Lucky I didn't hit my eye probably. So yeah, fuck the Jefferson Memorial... wait, this wasn't a protest against the steps being too steep'
Posted in: Off Topic 		robodarko
Jun 2nd, 2011
Unethical?
Give them away before you just let them go to waste! Or sell them like a cheapskate, either way.
Posted in: Off Topic 		robodarko
May 28th, 2011
Arrested/Cops bust into house
Only made it through the first 3 pages of this thread and it just shows you why you SHOULDN'T ask for legal advice on an internet forum. So much stupid!!! In before: No u Edit: Cops are people too. That means that some cops are assholes, some aren't. The difference is when you encounter a cop that's an asshole you're in trouble while if you encounter an average joe who's an asshole you can just leave or whatnot. Assholes on power trips are a pain in the ass. Assholes on power trips with guns and the ability to send you to jail are scary. That's why some people don't feel safe around some ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		robodarko
May 24th, 2011
Arrested/Cops bust into house
Def time to lawyer up. And why were there still underage kids drinking and drugs in the house after the cops showed up once'
Posted in: Off Topic 		robodarko
May 23rd, 2011
world ends tomorrow whats your plan?
I'm probably either gonna be at a Bucco's game or at the casino. Not cause it's the end of the world, just cause it's Saturday... although it could be argued that the Bucco's winning 10-1 last night is a sign of the end of the world.
Posted in: Off Topic 		robodarko
May 21st, 2011
Very young Michael Moore getting schooled by Milton Friedman
Here's a picture of Moore around the same time (same decade at least), doesn't look that close to me. Here's the argument a Moore hater wrote up in a different article about it: "Little something from the late 1970s, which means Moore is somewhere in his early to mid-twenties. At first you won’t believe that’s him, but hang in there. He’s much younger and thinner (weren’t we all), so you have too look and watch closely. After a while, the eyes, gestures, double talk, appeals to emotionalism and complete inability to understand or respect logic and ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		robodarko
Apr 28th, 2011
Why Am I Unranked ??
Is there a link to why a bunch of people took themselves out of the rankings or is it just an unspoken obvious type of thing'
Posted in: Poker Community 		robodarko
Apr 28th, 2011
The great Ernie Hudson (Ghostbusters) royally screwed himself.
Somebody ITT needs to go back and rewatch Ghostbusters
Posted in: Off Topic 		robodarko
Mar 8th, 2011
do most people put collars on cats?
Also keep a look out for lost cat posters around
Posted in: Off Topic 		robodarko
Mar 5th, 2011
Sunday . . . Let's Roll!
^^^Sick schedule, quite a grind!
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		robodarko
Feb 27th, 2011
To the real poker players / grinders !
I'm lucky I guess, I've been the player I am today since I first started. (Wait, being breakeven for years isn't lucky!) FML lol.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		robodarko
Feb 27th, 2011
on the fence about buying into the 5 million next week
That's only 14.3 ZJ's... get to But seriously OP, this post is pathetic. You know damn well that buying into this tournament breaks every BRM management rule ever and you come on here looking for people to tell you that it's ok and you should just do it so then you'll feel better when you inevitably do it regardless. Truth is, if you're BR is replaceable and you want to play the tourney then you should play the tourney. If your BR is irreplaceable then you shouldn't play the tourney. Enablers ITT... but yeah OP you're totally +EV in that donkament, you'd be dumb not to buy in directly. ...
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		robodarko
Feb 27th, 2011
jam/fold sheets...
Does anybody have a piece of paper that will tell me how to win donkaments without me actually trying to become a better player or thinking about poker at all'
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		robodarko
Feb 27th, 2011
Sunday . . . Let's Roll!
I haven't been playing touneys like at all recently, think I will today. Gl to all who aren't at my tables!!! (I image searched good luck and this is by far the best; foreign movie posters lol)
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		robodarko
Feb 27th, 2011
how long does it take you to wake up?
Well let's see, I'm 30 now so I'd say it's going to take somewhere >30 years to truly wake up.
Posted in: Off Topic 		robodarko
Feb 24th, 2011
Ahole move?
What matters is who goes on an internet forum and gains the approval of the people in the forum. The perception of right or wrong is what's important as there is no objective right or wrong at all... LDO
Posted in: Off Topic 		robodarko
Feb 22nd, 2011
a couple buddies of mine are thinking of laying 1k down on the pirates winning the WS
Lets go Buccos! I think we have a serious shot at having a winning record in the next 3-4 seasons.
Posted in: Off Topic 		robodarko
Feb 18th, 2011
Anybody else's full tilt spaz out?
Directly from the post directly above yours: "I don't have an estimate right now when the game will be back up, but it's being worked on as quickly as possible." Reading comprehension ftw!
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		robodarko
Dec 21st, 2010
2 low stakes FFB leagues. get in ASAP
Late pass. Guess these are full. Any interest in another league' I'd be down for $25 Looks like tmac isn't trying to commish a 5th' Maybe somebody else with a bajillion posts would want to start another league'
Posted in: Off Topic 		robodarko
Aug 23rd, 2010
Does This Make Me Teh Ghey?
Saying "teh ghey" is maybe the gayest thing you could do besides actually having sex with another man.
Posted in: Off Topic 		robodarko
Aug 19th, 2010
Looking for a set of kitchen knives
Here's some good research material on the subject:
Posted in: Off Topic 		robodarko
Aug 11th, 2010
Serving court documents to ex-wife
stackinsideways beat me to the reference... you should ask how much extra it would cost to have the server say 'lol documents' and then possibly rub them on his own titties before giving her said documents
Posted in: Off Topic 		robodarko
Aug 11th, 2010
my fingers hurt just looking atem
Pics are obviously fake ...there's no way some one could fit in one of those seats
Posted in: Off Topic 		robodarko
Aug 11th, 2010