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My New Life Plan
I am fucking hungry right now
Posted in: Off Topic 		sacaniga
Jun 1st, 2012
boatmans dance
Stood up real fast, gook f to piss. Something to stickingo under bitts, what the fuck, spread your legs, balls are just there like whoa
Posted in: Off Topic 		sacaniga
May 31st, 2012
boatmans dance
also, this thrtead is about ween fucking breaking up, i dont think i mentioned that i like the new reply to yourself rule cause i can have a thread where I just get buck naked and talk to you cunts without you getting a fucking word in cause i'm quick like a fox
Posted in: Off Topic 		sacaniga
May 31st, 2012
boatmans dance
mr kirnkle, would you please tell me why'
Posted in: Off Topic 		sacaniga
May 31st, 2012
boatmans dance
i wanna talk aobut getting werid i wanna talk about ping pong i wanna talk about shutting the mother fucker down i wanna talkin about taking your pants off and introducing your mother
Posted in: Off Topic 		sacaniga
May 31st, 2012
Workaholics
I don't speak spanish
Posted in: Off Topic 		sacaniga
May 30th, 2012
wanna discuss a dish i'm working on
Yeah it's definitely a flavor fuck fest lol, like I said I was blowed off Xanax which is like weed munchies x1000, I still dig it now that I'm of sound body and mind but I doubt it's gonna be anything crazy
Posted in: Off Topic 		sacaniga
May 29th, 2012
wanna discuss a dish i'm working on
there's a good chance that I'm just high off xanax right now and thinking I'm up to something epic but my mouth is watering and I wanna write this down and get some input, mainly drawing a blank on what I wanna do for the veg side or if it even needs one... also I want to come up with a quick and easy name and description that is gonna rock some tits off the specials sheet the base dish that i'm robbing here is chicken alouette, but I'm not using alouette cheese and I'm tweeking it in enough ways that I think i can claim some originality with a straight face first I'm gonna take about 2 ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		sacaniga
May 29th, 2012
Which animal would you rather become?
this sums up my thoughts
Posted in: Off Topic 		sacaniga
May 28th, 2012
Game Of Thrones Season Two **No Spoilers posted ITT please**
I loved that episode but I get where you're coming from. I find the stories that don't involve kings landing much more interesting.
Posted in: Off Topic 		sacaniga
May 28th, 2012
Game of Thrones - A Clash of Kings Official Book Snob Thread
Lord of the rings meets the wire is the best possible description of this show I've ever hear.
Posted in: Off Topic 		sacaniga
May 26th, 2012
Game Of Thrones Season Two **No Spoilers posted ITT please**
he's clearly on his period
Posted in: Off Topic 		sacaniga
May 26th, 2012
Road Sodas
i havent read the thread or anything, but if I can read "if you don't know what xxxxx" is in the fucking thread preview and i dont know what you're on about you best believe i'm gonna come up in here without pants on
Posted in: Off Topic 		sacaniga
May 26th, 2012
Facebook trading thread
Barnes and noble always seems to have a great spot at the front of the mall where you park and have to walk by to get to bath and body works, I think I'm gonna ride heavy on it, maybe fire both barrels and leave a backup to short the IPO if things go south
Posted in: Off Topic 		sacaniga
May 25th, 2012
Facebook trading thread
Why was this shit not remotely interesting to me in college when I was paying to learn it, now it's fascinating and I spend my days trying to make someone compliment my use of fucking bernaise on a god damned sammich that my jerk off boss sells to some jerk off fat house wife and cuts me in for .0x profit What is the topic at hand'
Posted in: Off Topic 		sacaniga
May 25th, 2012
Game Of Thrones Season Two **No Spoilers posted ITT please**
I can't speak to the validity of anything anyone has chirped upon but I'm beginning to be annoyed an I've read the fuckin things lol, there's been a lot I've wanted to discuss but I wouldn't even want to graze a spoiler so I've just kept my mouth shut. Qjuice and a few others have done a good job of toeing the line but some of you jokers are either ass holes or retarded
Posted in: Off Topic 		sacaniga
May 25th, 2012
Serious ? about sandwiches
I like equal portions on each bite. Im cool with the presentation piled high but I'm fitna spread it out the second you put it on the table
Posted in: Off Topic 		sacaniga
May 19th, 2012
WWOTD?
You gotta go lol. I would gripe a bit and save a "but I did this" in the vault but you gotta go
Posted in: Off Topic 		sacaniga
May 18th, 2012
I need help: Plattsburge for sure
lay down on your side
Posted in: Off Topic 		sacaniga
May 13th, 2012
wild animals in my home
lol I almost put in my post that if they were possums or raccons you're not a fag, those fuckers creep me out. I might just toss in a few molitav cocktails and call the insurance company If you can open your window from the outside, lower in a ramp or blanket or something they can crawl up, then go around back to the door and open it up banging pots and pans and scare them towards the window it may work out for you edit: here is what you need to do webcam full hockey gear fire extinguisher baseball bat and this
Posted in: Off Topic 		sacaniga
May 13th, 2012
Disastrous Budget Deficit for Cali. announced today by Gov. Brown
probably a half of the people I met in CA were on unemployment at least a few months a year... my numbers are probably skewed cause I lived in towns largely filled with hippies and snowboarders, but it was still ludicrous. Seasonal jobs working through the summer and then collecting unemployment all winter were standard, and half of the fucks were getting doubled down from their parents... if you can kick self respect to the curb it is the dream
Posted in: Off Topic 		sacaniga
May 13th, 2012
welp..here we go.
Watching OP having to slum it up with seaside lobster on his friends yacht, banging that great ass, and then visiting that estate to eat more seafood and play disc golf, has really made me appreciate my town house and my shitty beer tonight... I'd like to donate some money as well, where do I ship keep your head up man, you'll get another boat
Posted in: Off Topic 		sacaniga
May 13th, 2012
wild animals in my home
if you're talking about mice: A) youre a fag B) they're not trapped anywhere
Posted in: Off Topic 		sacaniga
May 13th, 2012
drunk thread. post here if you are drunk.
I'm worse than this, when I get good and pissed I wake up 5 hours later to piss dyin of thirst and I end up layin in bed for the next six hours pissed off that I'm not asleep miserable and fat and hung over. I'll get hungry And walk downstairs, make a sammich and then lay in bed gettin crumbs all over the fucking place pounding Gatorade all morning then I just go about the rest of the day in that same mind frame. It's a fucking shit fest And is ruinin drinking for me. A hangover used to just mean I had to sneak a beer in at breakfast, now it's a multi day lifestyle
Posted in: Off Topic 		sacaniga
May 12th, 2012
Anyone ever drank cider in Asturias? (Northern Spain)
THAT WAS THE CRAZIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN, I cant believe how far away that cup was from that bottle
Posted in: Off Topic 		sacaniga
May 9th, 2012
welp..here we go.
this story is awesome as stands, taking a shot and whiffing, going home broken and filled with iced coffee but this 300 dollar offer is great, I don't know if I want it to end with him hitching to AC and turning it into 10k or him just getting off the bus in a random town, collecting the cash, taking a picture with a fat hooker and 2 grams of blow in front of a cheap motel with a thank you brsavage sign, then heading home equally broken
Posted in: Off Topic 		sacaniga
May 7th, 2012
The Avengers
this doesnt seem like the kinda movie that could be spoiled... some back stories play out, everybody teams up, some villain shows up, things look grim, hero's persevere, credits
Posted in: Off Topic 		sacaniga
May 5th, 2012
problems I have whilst I'm walkin

Posted in: Off Topic 		sacaniga
May 5th, 2012
I'll eat lunch with you: Round 1
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Posted in: Off Topic 		sacaniga
May 4th, 2012
Congrats 3kingme3!
thats sick congrats
Posted in: Off Topic 		sacaniga
May 4th, 2012