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Plentyoffish success or insanity stories...anyone have any?
I had good success from POF before I was married. This one time I had a arranged to meet this chick at a bar and we had a great night..laughing...drinking...flirting.....THEN.. Quote from Tucker Max "Then came perhaps the greatest cock block I have ever seen. As we were leaving, her friends, seemingly on cue, descended on her from all different directions of the bar. I never even saw them coming. They herded her away from me and into a cab, then piled in after her. The last one turned to me and said, “Sorry, no more room in the cab.” The last thing I heard from inside the cab was the girl ...
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Jan 17th, 2012
Good TV shows...

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Jun 3rd, 2011
stars sitgo problems
Did u read the Stars email above'' Interpol has shutem down.
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May 24th, 2011
stars sitgo problems
Did you even read my email above'
Posted in: Poker Sites 		salesbeast
May 24th, 2011
stars sitgo problems
Dear ******, as you are a Supernova Elite VIP you will be one of the first customers who is receiving this mail. About 21:35 MEZ shut down our domains. Tournaments can be finished but no new one will be starting. We are trying to solve this problem at the moment. Please be assured your funds are safe. Our apologies for any inconveniences caused. Best Regards, Peter PokerStars Support Team
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May 24th, 2011
Going to Vancouver from Seattle
This...if u all have a passport and don't alert them to wanting to take extra time with you (shower,shave...don't look like a d-bag) you will be fine. I was kicked out of the States 13yrs ago...got a passport and voila no issues as long as you arent amurderer all the want to know is your gov is ok with you traveliing.
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Apr 28th, 2011
Bear with me because I know this is completely absurd but...
STARS has 158,000 players right now so 9k is very very low...gg UB.
Posted in: Poker Sites 		salesbeast
Apr 27th, 2011
post your best and worst sports moments ITT
Throw $500 on a a 2-1 favorite and dismiss my buddy telling me to put $100 on a 250-1 long shot at Hollywood park playing at MGM Sportbook..my horse is leading THE WHOLE WAY then the fucker spooks and takes off in to the crowd and the long shot is the only horse to stay focused and went on to win!!! My friend put $100 on it! The best would be game 7 Canucks vs Calgary 1994
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Apr 26th, 2011
$2,500 to play Augusta
Which "member" do they know' Ala.Crawford TroyJohnson IIICoca-Cola Bottling, Retired78Ala.Joseph LamarLanier Jr.Dan River71Ala.Claude B.NielsenCoca-Cola Bottling51Ala.Robert H.Radcliff Jr.84Ala.Hall W.ThompsonThompson Tractor79Ariz.LyleAndersonLyle Anderson Co.n/aAriz.Jack SteeleParkerGeneral Electric, Retired84Ark.J. FrankBroylesUniversity of Arkansas77Ark.Joe ThomasFordAlltel65Ark.Scott T.FordAlltel40Ark.Jackson T.StephensStephens Groupn/aArk.Warren A.StephensStephens Group45Calif.Samuel H.ArmacostWeiss Peck & Greer, Retired64Calif.Donald R.BeallRockwell International64Calif.Riley ...
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Apr 4th, 2011
Yes! Finally did it!!
Congrats dude! Everytime I hear of someone winning 1 seat I remember Busto_Soon and his I think 100+ seats won one year.
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Apr 4th, 2011
Congratulations to Annette for getting 2nd in Wynn Classic.
Congrats to tmay420 and Annette!!
Posted in: Poker Community 		salesbeast
Mar 27th, 2011
Poker Underage in Vegas
Who travels to vegas with there parents at age 20''
Posted in: Poker Community 		salesbeast
Mar 27th, 2011
This 12 year-old derserves a little R-E-S-P-E-C-T

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Mar 26th, 2011
AP Casino Keno is rigged..
Seems so...and NO I am not shocked..thanks to NoahSD's work on this. / Absolute Poker Rigged Keno: Five Months Later with No Compensation and a False Explanation, and How This Relates to Superusers and Joe Sebok Cereus is in the news again, as UB sponsored pro and tweeter extraordinaire Joe Sebok has finally made a 2p2 account to talk about various things. Frankly, reading those threads is just about the most frustrating possible use of one’s time, but for the masochists in the audience, please accept my flower of links: Basically, what’s going on currently is an argument ...
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Mar 26th, 2011
very popular Techno song?? help!!! They play it in nightclubs all the time!
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Mar 21st, 2011
You ever hook up with a random chick during the day?
Yes...I have picked up a store bagger with a smile and she came home on her break and we just fucked then she went back to work never heard from her again...was really fun.
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Mar 4th, 2011
Cruise Ship Casino
Look forward to 1 day of gaming followed by 6 days of roaming around wishing you still had the $200 and thinking I could maybe suck a cock for $200 right now.
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Mar 4th, 2011
Wyndham Vacations is a scam and has a horrible (F) BBB rating
I bought a time share for a deep discount as the guy couldn't keep up the mainanece payments. It works great and have no complaints but I have heard Wydham is horrible and chances are you won't get any satisfaction unless you get a local media person to run a story.
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Feb 11th, 2011
Golfer Advice, Nice Resorts
Whistling Straights and other great ones here. And as others said Bandon Dunes (Oregon)and Chambers Bay(Seattle area) or friggin amazing. As a Canuck come North and play Whistlers courses and enjoy the evenings surrounded by 20 something Australian girls you can also get up high beyond seventh heaven and do some bowl skiing right in to July....and speaking of bowls we have loads of burnables.
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Feb 10th, 2011
Vegas Clubs
Marquee and not even close. It is at the Cosmopolitan Hotel.
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Feb 10th, 2011
How do you tell/get an f-buddy to perform better? (pics)
Take some time on her and make her come then do positions that YOU want.
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Feb 9th, 2011
how many straight/royal flushes have you gotten? How long have you been playing?
3 in 15yrs of playing
Posted in: Poker Community 		salesbeast
Feb 6th, 2011
drug testing for wsop
Did your mother drink or do crack with you in the womb'
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Feb 6th, 2011
Why are live poker players so rude?
Poker players aren't very nice by nature...so many of you kids just don;t get this fact.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		salesbeast
Feb 6th, 2011
What have you put up with in life because the sex was so good?
When I was 26 (Im am 40 now) a cougar I worked with had me come to her place...AND MEET HER HUSBAND! We had dinner and she hit on me the entire time...then when I left she went with to let me out of the nderground parking....I ended up fucking her in the stair well and that started a 3yr on off affair. She was bat fuck crazy in so many ways but omfg the sex was good. On an unrelated note: I forgot we had beets with dinner last night and thought I had colon cancer this morning with the abortion in the toilet.
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Feb 6th, 2011
Poker is boring :(
You do realize poker is a solitary game no need for pats on the back and awards...you win you make $$ you lose you don't. Look around the average poker room it is full of disgusting people...I played with a 400lb man in urine and egg mcmuffin stained sweat pants the other day man was gross!
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		salesbeast
Feb 5th, 2011
What cities have similar climates to San Diego?
Come north to Vancouver...no poker taxes easy to get money on and off...great beaches...mountains...yes we are the 3rd most expensive city to live in the world but it is super nice place to live.
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Feb 4th, 2011
Atdhe & ChannelSurfing Domain Names Seized By ICE - Homeland Security Investigations
Use / now
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Feb 1st, 2011
Last Night At the bar...
Reading this story reminds me of our local bar...I am old 39 in comparison but same 19-25yr olds (small dudes) cause the trouble. One night this 140lb loser was doing the same in the pool room...I grabbed him and quietly reminded him to stfu and grow up( I am 6'5 and 270)...well fast forward an hour and some dude with less patience then me smashed a beer pint across his face and broke his jaw and caused prob 30 stiches.
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Jan 25th, 2011
Congrats Matt Jarvis on a sick day!
Won the UBOC #16 High Roller yesterday and now starts the Aus Million ME starting 2011 like he finished 2010...strong! GL Buddy!
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		salesbeast
Jan 24th, 2011