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Re(1): Why is Baylor in this tourny again?
My god people in this thread are f'n retarded. There was nothing wrong with Baylor being in the tournament. As Waco said, Purdue was/is vastly underrated. It won't surprise me a bit to see PU in the elite 8. I think Xavier is overrated and Purdue matches up very well with Duke if they get by Xavier. Also, the BigTen just might not be as down as everyone has been saying all year. MSU, PU and Wiscy all cruised easily into round 2 today. Not sure what to expect from IU tommorrow. Before the whole Sampson debacle it looked like they could have final four potential with Gordon and White. Now they ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		selura
Mar 20th, 2008
Re(1): whoever said Jennicide couldnt play poker was waaaaaaaay off
Bad beat forum is down the street chump.
Posted in: Bad Beats 		selura
Mar 9th, 2008
Re(2): Disgusting blatant cheating in a sattelite
"Thats brutal... Last night I played in one of these....It got to 4handed and it payed 2 seats and 2 people were sitting out''' I waslike" lets just blind em out." I dont see this as colludidng cause theywere sitting out...So me and the other guy just blinded the two down,then the one guy clicks back in with 135 chips....gg craziest thing Iever saw...." This is blatant collusion also. You must be an idiot to think otherwise.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		selura
Mar 8th, 2008
Re(1): Best Hand to have in a multi-way blind all in?
It ought to be a crime to be as dumb as some of you people who start these phucking threads.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		selura
Feb 22nd, 2008
Re(1): If you had the BR -- could you hang?
LOL at any of the delusional micro morons in this thread who think they could hang at 200/400 PLO or 300/600 NL. Jennifear hit the nail right on the head with "If you could hang, you'd have the BR"
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		selura
Jan 24th, 2008
Re(1): Failed bluff attempt, but how does he call it?
LOFL at trying to push someone off a hand in a 2 dollar donkament.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		selura
Nov 29th, 2007
Re(1): Annie Dukes Brother
lol @ "Annie Duke's brother"
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		selura
Nov 14th, 2007
Re(1): Situation came up in a SNG... Please help
I'd call here if I'm only dealt 1 card and it's a deuce.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		selura
Nov 14th, 2007
Re(2): funny gym stories?
People eating shit on the treadmill never gets old.
Posted in: Off Topic 		selura
Nov 6th, 2007
Re(1): Who is Ross Boatman???
He's an overrated turd like most of the name Full Tilt Pros.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		selura
Sep 12th, 2007
Re(1): Interesting Turbo SNG bubble spot vs bigjoe. Thoughts?
Easy fold against BigJoke.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		selura
Sep 3rd, 2007
Re(1): NewBodog.com IS LEGIT!
Maybe Bodog ought to think about fixing their slow ass cashouts while they're at it. That site is crap all the way around.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		selura
Aug 28th, 2007
Re(1): question about barry greenstein
Co-authored by McEvoy. Nuff said.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		selura
Aug 24th, 2007
Re(1): 5 Pokerstars 27 sngs in a row :)
5 in a row is damn good at any stakes. Congrats. I love to know my longest winning streak in 9 mans on stars. Is it possible to look that up on sharkscope' I'm not a subscriber so I guess it wouldn't matter even if it was possible.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		selura
Aug 23rd, 2007
Re(1): 6-handed AA vs QQ vs JJ Question 5/10NL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I hope to god this whole thread is one big level. You are playing 5/10 NL and asking whether you made a mistake by getting it in preflop with AA vs. QQ vs. JJ. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Jesus fucking christ. This was a great joke thread I'll give you that.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		selura
Aug 21st, 2007
Re(1): Mantis Again?
GL mantis and JJ and stealth and Imp and whoever else is ghosting tonite.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		selura
Aug 21st, 2007
Re(1): Is This ESPN Fantasy Special Tilting Anyone Else?
These guys suck hard at FF. Unbelievable at how bad some these picks are/were.
Posted in: Off Topic 		selura
Aug 21st, 2007
Re(1): Differences between high buyin MTTs and low buyin MTTs
These threads are so god damn stupid. I especially like this gem: "Im am saying if beating the lower buyin MTTs were infact "easier", then noone would play the higher buyin MTTs. They would simply beat the "easier" donks every day. " ROFL man you must smoke some good shit OP.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		selura
Aug 20th, 2007
Re(1): if you had a 100k you needed to withdraw from ftp
I would call them and ask them the best way like anybody else with any fucking sense would do.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		selura
Aug 20th, 2007
Re(1): $5 dollar on stars contest.......Funniest joke wins
OP, Just unzip the front of your britches and look down.
Posted in: Off Topic 		selura
Aug 16th, 2007
Re(1): NuCharge Visa Card
Requested it 2 or 3 days ago. I have no idea on the time frame, but I will post when I get it.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		selura
Aug 9th, 2007
Re(1): Nuchagre Withdrawel
There is already another thread on this but whatever. I withdrew using Nucharge late last night/early this morning to my bank account. It is pending as of now. They say it takes 3-5 days, so I will definitely report here about my experience when/if it hits my bank account.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		selura
Jul 11th, 2007
Re(1): Damn Rizen was rooting for you but WTF
LOL there are so many douche bag haters on this site. It's actually pretty sad that some of you guys probably refresh the pokernews webpage 5 times a minutes waiting for a "name" P5er to bust out, so you can post here about how bad the hand was played.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		selura
Jul 10th, 2007
Re(1): Wayne Gretzky's Wife = Genius!
Wow that's just gross if it is reported right.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		selura
Jul 6th, 2007
Re(4): **Micro Mayhem Tonite** WIN CA$H & P5's GEAR
I'm still around sweatin jimbo. 3 handed with a nice chip lead. Take it down sir. GLGL
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		selura
Jul 5th, 2007
Re(1): **Micro Mayhem Tonite** WIN CA$H & P5's GEAR
Puke, the only thing sicker than that beat fife is the rate at which I am busting out of tournaments. Monied the 3 rebuy, the 4 limit, and the 3 shootout but couldn't final table any of them. I'm #1 in the razz and #14 in the O/8 right now, so I'm looking to score something in the late ones.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		selura
Jul 5th, 2007
Re(9): **Micro Mayhem Tonite** WIN CA$H & P5's GEAR
Fife, lol, sorry i wasn't t responding to you on my limit table. I didn't notice it at first. I'm about 1/2 lit and I got too many damn tables up.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		selura
Jul 5th, 2007
Re(8): **Micro Mayhem Tonite** WIN CA$H & P5's GEAR
Woohoo just won my 1st table in the Shootout event.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		selura
Jul 5th, 2007
Re(8): **Micro Mayhem Tonite** WIN CA$H & P5's GEAR
Yo fife I'm keeping an eye on you in the limit. I'm right on your heels in it, running about 15th. Also got a somewhat respectable 20K chips in the 3 rebuy. I'm about 6 beers deep myself and about to crack open some box wine and get real f'ked up on my way to winning the limit event and the 3 rebuy.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		selura
Jul 5th, 2007
Re(3): HOW THE HELL CAN HE CALL HERE?
LOL this is the worst doctored HH ever.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		selura
Jul 5th, 2007