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Dane Cook
Seriously, what is going on with people in the world today' Are people really this cynical and just overall jackasses these days' To suggest that just because someone likes Dane Cook that they're an idiot is ridiculous. Im sure there are plenty of people that dont get the appeal of someone that you find funny as well. Does that make you an idiot for liking him' No... Just because he's not your cup of tea doesnt mean that there is anything wrong with him or anyone that enjoys his performances... I don't get whats funny about Michael Cera but that doesnt mean I'm gonna come on here and bash him ...
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Sokpuppet7
Oct 18th, 2010
Big Brother is watching you!
Doesnt bother me...
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Sokpuppet7
Aug 18th, 2010
Please be real. Please be real. Please be real.
Id eat it...
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Sokpuppet7
Aug 18th, 2010
Anyone watch Persons Unknown?
Prob a repost but I hate searching so I'm gonna post it again. Anyone following this show' I remember seeing the previews like 3 months ago and didn't realize it was starting so soon so I missed the first few episodes. I dont want to start watching new episodes until I go back and see the first ones so I wanted to see what you guys thought of it and whether or not it was worth it. On a side note, anyone else interested in "The Event'"
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Sokpuppet7
Aug 18th, 2010
Yolks - Runny or hard?
Over-easy or Over-medium... Used to be prefer scrambled but I'm not sure wtf I was thinking. Being able to dip your toast in the leftover egg is the best part of the meal.
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Sokpuppet7
Aug 18th, 2010
If you were Corey Pavin, who are you selecting for your Captn's picks?
I must be in a weird mood. The noise I made when I saw that clip could only be described as a giggle...
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Sokpuppet7
Aug 16th, 2010
How much of your paycheck do you put into a retirement account?
Nice, I was actually just about to ask if that was the one where you had to have 100 or less employees to qualify for it. Sounds like a pretty sweet deal.
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Sokpuppet7
Aug 16th, 2010
If you were Corey Pavin, who are you selecting for your Captn's picks?
I looked up talent in the dictionary and I didnt see a picture of either Tiger or Jordan. In fact, I didn't see any pictures at all. Granted, there are multiple dictionaries and I only checked Merriam-Webster.
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Sokpuppet7
Aug 16th, 2010
How much of your paycheck do you put into a retirement account?
Yeah, I didnt think of that, but I've never known anyone with a Simple IRA. I'm a banker and I've yet to run into anyone with one. I'm actually not even 100% sure what it is but I think it's an employee sponsored retirement plan where they match your contributions. Not really sure how it works though
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Sokpuppet7
Aug 16th, 2010
How much of your paycheck do you put into a retirement account?
I put 5K a year into an IRA plus a 6% company match into a 401K... And wtf with the 7K a year into an IRA' The max you can put into an IRA is 5K per year unless you're 50+ in which you can put 6K a year.
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Sokpuppet7
Aug 16th, 2010
what makes the best MTT players different?
volume
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Sokpuppet7
Aug 4th, 2010
Anyone ever play world war on your iphone?
Been bored at work so I downloaded it a couple days ago... If you ever still log on, what is your alliance code'
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Sokpuppet7
Mar 23rd, 2010
Re:do you think it's fair that Alexander Hamilton
Guess I be leveled... :( But seriously, if you're remotely interested in US history at all, take Zepelin's advice. I'd say for those that aren't interested so much in politics read an Alexander Hamilton bio, but if you do enjoy politics, read the Federalist Papers. If we had presidents like our founding fathers, countries like China wouldn't be anywhere near the powerhouse that we would be today... Sadly, China is going to pass us in world dominance within the next 10-20 years. Oh and Waco, you still owe me Denny's mother fucker, or have you forgotten' Just cuz you ...
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Sokpuppet7
Mar 19th, 2010
Re:No offense Jackie Robinson/OT/America, but they lied to you!
I don't think OP understands the meaning of breaking the color barrier... As explained in the other, almost equally retarded post, Jackie Robinson gets credit because it was after him that many other black people began joining the league. The flood gates didn't open after the guy mentioned in the OP joined the league...
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Sokpuppet7
Mar 19th, 2010
Re:do you think it's fair that Alexander Hamilton
Read an Alexander Hamilton biography.... He was 10x more important to our country than most presidents have been... Would you rather see William Henry Harrison on the $10 bill'
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Sokpuppet7
Mar 19th, 2010
Re:If you can name everyone in this picture, you deserve 10 million dollars
I haven't been this confused since Waldo went to the barber shop...
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Sokpuppet7
Mar 14th, 2010
Re:top physicists level......obv?
Why is string theory even being mentioned here' FWIW, string theory is not really commonly accepted anymore, it's evolved into M theory... (membrane theory)... Oh, and if the universe was finite, it would be shrinking due to gravity which would eventually result in every particle in the universe being condensed to little speck smaller than an electron, (big crunch) which would eventually explode due to its density, thus repeating the big bang and big crunch over and over and over...
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Sokpuppet7
Jan 7th, 2010
Re:top physicists level......obv?
Technically the OP is referring to just one universe, with infinite size. Because of this, mathematically, there are infinite copies of each one of us and mathematically some of us have to be doing the exact same thing at the exact same time. In some far away place, an exact copy of me just posted this with a typo, somewhere i posted it with 2 typos, etc etc etc... That's pretty much the exact definition of a type 1 parallel universe. It's not nearly as absurd as some of the other parallel universes.
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Sokpuppet7
Jan 5th, 2010
Re:Vote for photo for a friend
voted, glgl
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Sokpuppet7
Dec 29th, 2009
Re:Smart people discussing Ayn Rand, God, and capitalism on CNBC
ayn rand = awesome.... thats all i had to say
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Sokpuppet7
Dec 24th, 2009
Re:Tipping the mailman around holidays?
Hey look, niceguy found half a brain and realized he was better off not responding... Love arguments with clueless morons.
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Sokpuppet7
Dec 19th, 2009
Re:Tipping the mailman around holidays?
Niceguy, seriously, you're clueless... Maybe go and do some research. The USPS receives $0 annually from your taxes. The post office is an independently run entity. If it was funded by the government it would be a non-profit organization, which it is not. The fact that they lost something like 3 billion dollars each of the last 2 years would not even matter, because like police protection, it would be a service that must be provided, regardless of cost. Just like UPS and Fed-ex, they are in it for profit. Until recently, the company was MAKING money... Plz go ahead and post something else ...
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Sokpuppet7
Dec 19th, 2009
Re:The race card
Racism is still a big deal but affirmative action is a terrible way to deal with it. Like one earlier reply mentioned, the post office is now filled with a ton of hispanic and black guys that literally can not even read, and yet they're delivering mail. Not only that, they also have to promote some of them into management. Take a look at the success of the post office before and after affirmative action laws and decide whether or not its good for companies. I dont care if you're black, white, asian, jewish, muslim, or what the f*ck ever, the best man for the job should get the job. I ...
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Sokpuppet7
Dec 19th, 2009
Re:Tipping the mailman around holidays?
^^^ What krispykream said.... its the civil service retirement system... and they started phasing it out in 1982 before it was completely done away with in 1984
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Sokpuppet7
Dec 19th, 2009
Re:Tipping the mailman around holidays?
The ignorance in this thread is amazing. Do you people seriously know anything' Your taxes don't go to mailmen.... The USPS makes its money off the stamps you buy and the packages you send. You're not paying their salary, and like I said before, you're not paying their pensions.... It never ceases to amaze me how many people will open their mouths on a subject they know nothing about... EDIT: By the way, I'm only referring to the 2 or 3 people that said what I mentioned in my reply
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Sokpuppet7
Dec 19th, 2009
Re:Tipping the mailman around holidays?
Autolobotomist, please get your facts straight if you're going to try to contribute... You are paying absolutely nothing towards your mailman's pension. Civil service retirement was done away with in the very early 1980s. Since that time, everyone who has started (and some who switched over at that time) is on a 401K plan, just like everyone else. They still pay for their benefits after retirement and they don't get any of your tax dollars... Oh, and back to the OP... Tipping the mailman really is a fantastic idea. About 10 of my closest friends are mailmen, and even though its ...
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Sokpuppet7
Dec 18th, 2009
Re:Conservatives suck
Long live Libertarianism
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Sokpuppet7
Dec 13th, 2009
Re:Roth IRA vs. Traditional IRA?
tyty brandon
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Sokpuppet7
Dec 12th, 2009
Re:Roth IRA vs. Traditional IRA?
that just blew my mind... LDM, that's almost exactly what my plan was... and yeah, under a Roth IRA, nothing is taxable. (after youve paid the taxes on the money you were initially putting in) Principle and gains are all tax free.
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Sokpuppet7
Dec 12th, 2009
Re:Roth IRA vs. Traditional IRA?
By the way, if anyone knows much about rolling a 401K over to a Roth IRA, please PM me your AIM screen name. I have a few questions I'd love to ask if you dont mind. Thanks in advance
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Sokpuppet7
Dec 12th, 2009