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Drug Test take 2, help!
on my way, quick fix tied to my leg, lol.....
Posted in: Off Topic 		spacemandave
Jan 12th, 2012
Drug Test take 2, help!
leaning towards synthetic pee, i assume they wont cross-reference with my previous pee(well that was all water i guess) lol, thinkin ill continue to detox w cranberry juice, tea, and vitamin water and burn 20 bucks failing a home test before i go, then whip out the synthetic pee that ill hide under my sack'(how does it stay up there') im the least smooth person in the world so well see how bad this goes, ha.......thanks everyone(even the haters).
Posted in: Off Topic 		spacemandave
Jan 9th, 2012
Drug Test take 2, help!
thanks everyone, doing more research now, will decide on a course of action.....(its in the kitchen if it makes you feel any better LB)
Posted in: Off Topic 		spacemandave
Jan 9th, 2012
Drug Test take 2, help!
So I got a good paying job at a hospital....i didnt have much time at all between getting it and my physical so i took some stuff that was supposed to mask it, i guess it did but they said the pee was diluted w water(which is part of the stuff) and i have to take it again. its scheduled for thursday, i can probably push it to next week if that would help....how do i pass this test' i smoked fairly often before christmas but stopped for vacation, of course i smoked on new years but stopped after that.
Posted in: Off Topic 		spacemandave
Jan 9th, 2012
Most brutal beatdown(s) involving your friends/acquaintances
ots fighting record 9999-0
Posted in: Off Topic 		spacemandave
Jan 8th, 2012
Facebook WTF picture bomber
haha, best/worst one
Posted in: Off Topic 		spacemandave
Jan 5th, 2012
Words With Friends
i only played once and thought it was retarded, is there more to it then just moving letters around to get some bizarre word w most points'
Posted in: Off Topic 		spacemandave
Jan 5th, 2012
Unbreakable records
Muggsy! shortest player (5'3) in nba history, guess not unbeatable but, think if record is really "broken" the player should have to at least be decent.
Posted in: Off Topic 		spacemandave
Dec 24th, 2011
Round 1 Voting: Best Value Menu Item
wow, im proud of myself, i really dont eat this shit anymore.
Posted in: Off Topic 		spacemandave
Dec 21st, 2011
Thursday Action Plan: Let's keep telling our opponents to support poker licensing!
done
Posted in: Poker Legislation 		spacemandave
Dec 19th, 2011
* NFL Discussion Week14 *
who would you sit in ppr, bradshaw, tolbert or ryan grant'
Posted in: Off Topic 		spacemandave
Dec 11th, 2011
anybody get a load of Jean-Robert Bellande
i still follow but, dont really like it.
Posted in: Off Topic 		spacemandave
Dec 10th, 2011
Poll: newt gingrich or ron paul (poll)
ross from friends
Posted in: Off Topic 		spacemandave
Dec 8th, 2011
any good books lately?
priceless by robert k wittman was good, just a guy telling some good undercover stories......anyone have a nook and wanna "lend me" a book' if you like conspiracies, i highly recommend john perkins books and the plot to seize the white house by jules archer....its about a cadre of the wealthy attempting to seize power in the us in the 30s, much rings true today.
Posted in: Off Topic 		spacemandave
Dec 5th, 2011
movie recommendations
charley varrick, back to school, and commando are all good(this is for instant netflix right')
Posted in: Off Topic 		spacemandave
Dec 5th, 2011
Thoughts on bill S.1867
very scary, who would be the strongest person to combat these infringements on our freedom' mitt romney or newt gingrich' lol...or do you think they would perpetuate it' i think the answer is clear by how they talk about OWS........... another interesting thing i heard recently about the gop electorate.....they tell seniors how theyre the ones protecting their medicare(obv not true) and then tell them, help the grandkids by making sure they dont get medicare!!!
Posted in: Off Topic 		spacemandave
Dec 3rd, 2011
Thursday Action Plan: Let's keep telling our opponents to support poker licensing!
done
Posted in: Poker Legislation 		spacemandave
Nov 21st, 2011
We Can Now Hit Anywhere On The Planet In Less Than An Hour
educate kids, feed people......eh lets build a slightly faster bomb.
Posted in: Off Topic 		spacemandave
Nov 19th, 2011
**Week 11 Consolidated FFB Strategy Discussion**
should be perfect to start and root for eli as eagles are playing for a draft pick
Posted in: Off Topic 		spacemandave
Nov 15th, 2011
**Week 11 Consolidated FFB Strategy Discussion**
My road to 1-9 record points scored points against 7-3 1514.5 1348 6-4 1480.5 1354.5 5-5 1413.5 1356 4-6 1367 1378 1-9 1458 1694
Posted in: Off Topic 		spacemandave
Nov 15th, 2011
My nieghbors are having a poker game
"let me play or im gonna tell on you"....dont be a bitch
Posted in: Off Topic 		spacemandave
Nov 12th, 2011
Police Brutality at Berkely
wooooow, that was pretty sick....popo on a power trip, really a bunch of scumbags.
Posted in: Off Topic 		spacemandave
Nov 10th, 2011
***WSOP Final Table Discussion***
any poker game not hosted by norman chad or gabe kaplan is lame. otherwise i wanna play online poker, why does america suck
Posted in: Off Topic 		spacemandave
Nov 7th, 2011
If you could bring back any TV show...
if people just gave cavemen a chance, wed be sharing laughs in ***official cavemen watching*** threads this very day.
Posted in: Off Topic 		spacemandave
Nov 7th, 2011
Iran
over/under on how long after successful attack republicans slam obama for leading from front, behind, sideways, or upwards.....i say 27 minutes.
Posted in: Off Topic 		spacemandave
Nov 6th, 2011
poor blacks and lottery tickets???
i wonder what that guys bill at kinkos looks like.
Posted in: Off Topic 		spacemandave
Nov 6th, 2011
***Official 2012 Presidential Election Thread***
all these republican candidates are awful(except that out-of-place jon huntsman). its a contest to see who can say more creatively and loudly that obama has failed....which any person with a brain knows is not true, it is republicans in government and their oligarchs who have failed. interesting blurb - Iron law of oligarchy Robert Michels believed that any political system eventually evolves into an oligarchy. He called this the iron law of oligarchy. According to this school of thought, modern democracies should be considered as oligarchies. In these systems, actual differences between ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		spacemandave
Nov 6th, 2011
Charlie Day SNL
was real good, they need a political sketch to pull show together
Posted in: Off Topic 		spacemandave
Nov 6th, 2011
How to be a worthless P.O.S.-casino edition
i agree....also people keep trying to get my poker tables into prop bets "i know its been my turn for a full minute but, this guy may make a $5 prop bet with me" or at the poker table: "o, you called my bet, i dont have much" "ok what do you have'" "just a little something, you probably have it beat" "i dont have the nuts either, show or muck" "i have a pair" "which pair" "big " "oh, one of the aces on the board, big surprise, show it, whats your kicker'" "just got a little kicker, do you have aces too'" (non retarded elements of the table in unison) "THE HAND IS OVER SHOW!!"
Posted in: Off Topic 		spacemandave
Nov 4th, 2011
HS Soccer team forfeits season because of Goal Celebration?
lol, weekend at bernies dance....i did that freshman year of college when i was drunk to be funny and impress chicks, it didnt work.
Posted in: Off Topic 		spacemandave
Nov 4th, 2011