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Re(2): **update on Duff and the dog**
South Park actually made fun of this in a recent episode. The teacher that had sex with the kid. I'm sorry, but "I'm an alcoholic!" looooooooooooooooooool. Just because you are a degenerate or "have a problem" doesn't excuse you from you being scum. Good point yorkshire.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		stealthmunk
Oct 24th, 2006
Re(4): ProPokerSchool Contest: Guess the top 10 of the new leaderboard
Ari Tmay Lilholdem Bel0w Roothlus Imperium Townhouse #1pen ActionJeff Shaniac
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		stealthmunk
Oct 23rd, 2006
Re(4): HANDLING MTT VARIANCE???
I'm hardly AJ's accomplice. If anything say I'm his replacement while he's off slaughtering euros and drinking from their wounds in EPT-Dublin.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		stealthmunk
Oct 23rd, 2006
Re(2): HANDLING MTT VARIANCE???
bankroll management is for pussies and/or players that aren't good enough to be above variance's long claw.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		stealthmunk
Oct 23rd, 2006
Re(1): HANDLING MTT VARIANCE???
Selling drugs, prostituting yourself or any of your offspring, making counterfeit money, robbing banks, or actually robbing people seem like 5 good options to start with.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		stealthmunk
Oct 23rd, 2006
Re(2): Should I quit? (Need advice badly)
Should I quit' yes
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		stealthmunk
Oct 22nd, 2006
ActionJeff And Stealthmunk Discuss Life (long)
This is a typical nightly conversation between two of the brightest upcoming minds in the poker world. Enjoy. Stealth munk: snap, i make some posts on p5s and getunblocked, i'm not your pawn DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM actionjeff: dude actionjeff: give me an email address actionjeff: this is so funny Stealth munk: loool Stealth munk: send it to the gmail Stealth munk: actionjeff: ok actionjeff: OK so Stealth munk: im at FT of another doubleshootout Stealth munk: fucked upisuck123 hu Stealth munk: was fun actionjeff: this is so good Stealth munk: so u made a sick call with Q7 ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		stealthmunk
Oct 22nd, 2006
Re(3): sick read
ActionJeff's subconcious mind, on 3 vicodin and a handle of greygoose is more intelligent than your mind.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		stealthmunk
Oct 22nd, 2006
Re(2): sick read
FUCK YOU HUNGRYSHARK HE KNEW HE HAD QQ HE RAISES DIFF WTIH KK/JJ/AA/AK DO YOU KNOW WHO HE IS' DO YOU KNOW WHO HE FUCKING IS' HIS ROI IS WORTH MORE THAN YOUR LIFE. AND ALL FUTURE SONS OF YOURS. SELL THEM ALL INTO INDENTURED SERVITUDE TO ACTIONJEFF'S FORTRESS AND THEN MAYBE HE'LL GIVE YOU A PERCENTAGE OF HIS ROI /ALL KNOWING KNOWLEDGE.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		stealthmunk
Oct 22nd, 2006
Re(3): more sick reads
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM! I CAN TELL WHAT CARDS YOU HAVE BY YOUR TIMING AND EXACT CHIP BET YOU HAVE! I KNEW THE SUITS OF MARTINES QUEENS THERE. MY ROI IS LIKE 2000. GIFAFI
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		stealthmunk
Oct 22nd, 2006
Another Star Studded DS
Mantis just owned isuck123 hu....got him to put his whole stack in drawing dead. HOLLA for young gunz. Ship the bahamas to mantis, hopefully this time some donkey doesn't river a higher fullhouse 3handed. SHIP IT. oh ye, rooflus is there too, how does he own so much'
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		stealthmunk
Oct 22nd, 2006
Re(5): Play this hand or wait?
ActionJeff, Your post is made out of sheer jealousy of my deductive, analytical, brilliant mind. You would have instinctively mucked 22 UTG to "find a better spot to get your chips in." Maybe one day you can become as elite a poker player as myself, or perhaps SlimShaggy. That is all, stealth munk.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		stealthmunk
Oct 21st, 2006
Re(2): Play this hand or wait?
your M is less than 2 you have a pair you are too far from the money to consider ICM your M is less than 2 If you have a brain, you push.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		stealthmunk
Oct 21st, 2006
Re(3): Full Full Hand History from one of the craziest $1,000 turbo sngs I've ever played.. good for seeing shortstack play
Getting min reraised twice in 1100 sng by a donkey...pwnsasaurus shold fold KK.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		stealthmunk
Oct 19th, 2006
Re(1): So confused...possible BIG change in my game...
I think you are a complete idiot for posting a question on a situation without the very least stacksizes, even if you disregard table image/game/stage of tourney, how can you ask without at least sharing some sort of stack sizes. No answer will help you. You fail at poker.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		stealthmunk
Oct 18th, 2006
Re(7): Congrats to the new employees at thepokerdb!
stevesbets "best hu player in the world" lol
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		stealthmunk
Oct 17th, 2006
Dear Pokerstars
Step 1: Change the affectionate stuper to a 200+15 (Special Gizmo Who cares what you call it Make it something donks would like) Step 2: Slap a guarantee on it. 100k to start looks cool, and you'd definitely meet itevery night. Step 3: Run sattelites to it. Step 4: Watch it get 1000+people everynight. Oh ye, make the antes bigger and give us 2500 chips too. That is all. I'd email them but I'm too lazy.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		stealthmunk
Oct 16th, 2006
Re(2): You all demanded it...
I didn't have to go to court for playing poker. I had to go to court for a bullshit disorderly conduct charge, because I broke a window, and my parents try to ruin my life as much as they can until I turn 18. When Nat Arem graduates law school I fully expect him to run for president of the U.S., win, or become the next Johnny Cochran. Stealth munk: Nat arem, astounding trial lawyer, champion for underage poker prodigy's rights that is all
Posted in: Off Topic 		stealthmunk
Oct 16th, 2006
Re(3): UGOTPZD vs Lee
it would be sick if ugotpzd aka halipimp aka master of the k high resteal won the stars million not too long after his partner in crime, ocrowe, won the million. i want whatever those halifax boys are smoking. he's also entertaining.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		stealthmunk
Oct 15th, 2006
Re(3): sick stars 109r FT
he definitely has game....he also is in for at least 10 buyins in every rebuy...gotta consider that a little as well.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		stealthmunk
Oct 14th, 2006
Re(2): why not to trust anyone with a tourney
Could have been me, if I had a working laptop :( I'd obv fold A9 though because I'm not a waste of life.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		stealthmunk
Oct 10th, 2006
Re(5): to PBDRUNKS:
vodka redbulls for all
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		stealthmunk
Oct 3rd, 2006
Re(2): annette_15
You turned 18 a couple of weeks ago. Underage gambling. *Gasp*
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		stealthmunk
Oct 3rd, 2006
Re(4): another blown $162 mtt
n82 for president of the U.S.A. seriously
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		stealthmunk
Oct 2nd, 2006
Re(4): us poker championships
pokerstars won't steal your money... other sites though...
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		stealthmunk
Oct 1st, 2006
Re(4): I am now drinking grey goose and Cranbury...what are you drinking/taking? GG ONLINE POKER THREAD
Fold/Call/Raise/Suicide
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		stealthmunk
Oct 1st, 2006
Re(5): Stars is pulling out of US Market too..... (Link)
Oh well, guess I'll try cocaine this friday.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		stealthmunk
Oct 1st, 2006
Re(4): Young People
i'm in holla
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		stealthmunk
Sep 25th, 2006
Re(5): WTF is Strassa thinking?
Strassa had one too many gigablocks. If his AQ sucked out/ got proper fold equity, he would have enough gigablocks to hover over the equator! Once that median has been established and passed, he could now build a gigadam with the gigablocks. It is one big river, of chips flowing to strassa. The AQ was the final gigablock on the dam, and then all the chips flowed to strassa as he stopped them with his huge gigablock arsenal. I mean after all, he won 442kk !%@!%!@! OMGAH! There, I've contributed more to this thread than anyone except for riverloser and actionjeff.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		stealthmunk
Sep 25th, 2006
Re(2): Dropping out of school
Dropping out of school and still living on a campus is the most +EV decision. That is what I do. And I'm a broke, degenerate, joke but just hope I make some sort of FT soon enough before my backers kill me or I overdose on cocaine. Have fun
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		stealthmunk
Sep 24th, 2006