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How many hookers and how much blow can I get with this??
talk to this guy, you can get way more hookers and blow if the baby is part of the currency....
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stoneking89
Apr 22nd, 2011
Being a professional online day trader
didnt read but i think its a lot easier to make money either ForEx trading, from my understanding the super computers/warren buffet make the margins very small on trading, also there is a group (albeit a small one) trading without interest in profit on the ForEx side...
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stoneking89
Apr 19th, 2011
3,1,2
how does anyone not have 123'
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stoneking89
Apr 19th, 2011
What do you call yourself when you file your taxes?
If the government has it then i dont get how the sites would have anything to do with the funds...'
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stoneking89
Apr 18th, 2011
***Official*** "Where i'm playing now" thread (U.S. players)
gg poker for me, im just hoping this shit pans out so i can get my money back and hopefully in a reasonable amount of time.
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stoneking89
Apr 17th, 2011
Are US players able to cash out on Poker Stars?
I did this too but now i dont want to cash them. Im going to hold on to them and let shit pan out for a bit, if they even show up that is... havent had time to read through indictment yet tho
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stoneking89
Apr 17th, 2011
Anyone have a Pending Check Withdraw from Pokerstars and cannot cancel it?
they cant really respond atm. i wouldnt cash a check until more information comes out, even if its not on the list of indited because thats just the current list.
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stoneking89
Apr 17th, 2011
The reason UB and other sites are still up and running
Does UB serving have anything to do with the outlook on eventual regulation and getting license, as in them potentially not being able to get one anyway'
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stoneking89
Apr 17th, 2011
What do we do with the checks we receive from Full Tilt or pokerstars? Reps help us
i would wait it out for a while before i cashed any poker check even if not listed accounts, unless you really need it its probably not worth the risk (whatever it might be)
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stoneking89
Apr 17th, 2011
Former Poker Players on the Job Hunt?
bet if you did well in school and then pursued a mathematical based career you could make poker look good... also bet if you made good money playing poker you wouldnt need a time table for employment...
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stoneking89
Apr 15th, 2011
Former Poker Players on the Job Hunt?
guess you shouldnt have been a general business or finance major'
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stoneking89
Apr 15th, 2011
Former Poker Players on the Job Hunt?
What law are you refering to, because from my understanding there is no such thing... OP, Im graduating from school in May and have kind of been struggling with the lack of other work experience too. The biggest problem youre going to have is proving youre employable. Listing the job skills developed in a way that pertains to your career field helps tons, as does making a functional resume instead of a chronological one, it will help develop poker as a strategy game rather than gambling. Im graduating with a degree in Actuarial Science, so its a little more related to poker than most things ...
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stoneking89
Apr 14th, 2011
Evolution of your drinking...
HS- Goose and Hypnotic because my buddy was taking nice stuff off the shelves at local grocery Fresh- Cheap Beer only, natty the most Sophomore- Soco and anything, started on Johnnie Walker Junior- Belgian Beers (Stella and Hoegaarden mainly) along with some Kessleers and JW when i was balling Senior (current)- Big rum kick, Don Q, Mount Gay, Admiral Nelson, Sailor Jerry and Bells beers (MI micro brews) with occasional Whiskey still. ALSO with Natty the whole time obvs
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stoneking89
Apr 14th, 2011
Is this Bulls team the best in the entire NBA since the Jordan/Bulls era???
Ever hear of the Lakers' WOW the bulls had a good season without Jordan... Guess Rose is the greatest ever and so is the team OMG OMG OMG Just because the blackhawks suck doesnt mean that the bulls are any better than 'good'...
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stoneking89
Apr 14th, 2011
Got a new puppy and hes insane
Call cesar millan or man up...
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stoneking89
Apr 14th, 2011
Any sport besides hockey where one guy playing out of his mind can change EVERYTHING?
every basketball team ever...'
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stoneking89
Apr 14th, 2011
It's Wednesday!
wow, +1
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stoneking89
Apr 14th, 2011
Derrick Rose - Greatest Point Guard of All Time??? True or False?
did you make this thread because Chicago didnt get into the NHL playoffs' and lol polls youve seen "proving" things
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stoneking89
Apr 13th, 2011
Is Scha the head of the TSA?
"But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story."
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stoneking89
Apr 13th, 2011
Is Scha the head of the TSA?
i bet all terrorists are middle aged muslim males without access to white children or black elderly people...
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stoneking89
Apr 12th, 2011
Is She Under or Overrated?
her tits are small so you dont confuse them with mountains... why is that so hard to understand' that being said, i agree w/ correctly rated. her music sucks but shes hot thus in correct spot...
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stoneking89
Apr 12th, 2011
Math question for y'all
sick formating bro...
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stoneking89
Apr 11th, 2011
Math question for y'all
order of operations is hard... thast why they teach it in elementary and middle school
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stoneking89
Apr 11th, 2011
Donald Trump 2012?
people voted for Bush, almost twice... Still hes has as good of a chance as Charlie Sheen
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stoneking89
Apr 10th, 2011
How picky/fussy are you with your food?
I wont eat it unless its an animal byproduct, anything thats considered vegan is not getting in my belly...
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stoneking89
Apr 10th, 2011
Stoner Math (feel free to add your own)
Cinnamon toast + tuna fish + american cheese = The Whoop Sandwich
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stoneking89
Apr 10th, 2011
Math question for y'all
nothing wrong with notation, could have an asterisk before the parenthetical or added a set of parenthesis around division but 100% acceptable as written... bunch of muppets...
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stoneking89
Apr 9th, 2011
most times masturbating in a day
Step One: Go to nearest college town, head to the kiddie club and buy freshman girl and self shots till shes a dime Step Two: ........ Step Three: Profit
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stoneking89
Apr 9th, 2011
Another math question, since you're all terrible at math
way easier explanation (imo at least) is that you have a 2/3 chance of being wrong to begin with and if he shows you empty youd then be right 100% by changing...
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stoneking89
Apr 9th, 2011
Why In These Modern Times Aren't Women Allowed To Bare Their Breasts In Public? NSFW
i would vote katie perry in that elmo outfit for pres
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stoneking89
Apr 9th, 2011