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I am going to attempt to beat Phil Laak's Longest Poker Session Ever
Holdout on that feat, I believe this thread is going to make you famous.
Posted in: Poker Community
strut_nut
May 22nd, 2012
quitting poker -> micro frustration
^This
Posted in: Poker Community
strut_nut
Jul 24th, 2011
Osama Bin Laden dead
Kidney disease report had always been false unless your definition of kidney disease encompasses kidney stones.
Posted in: Off Topic
strut_nut
May 2nd, 2011
Advice for U.S Players with a Role!
I highly doubt you knew this was coming since you would have spelled it right to begin with. I have since read this ^, so now I understand. I'm done here.
Posted in: Poker Community
strut_nut
May 1st, 2011
What are the odds?
His pic would have given you your best answer, IMO.
Posted in: Poker Discussion
strut_nut
Mar 11th, 2011
50/50 sngs on stars
It once triggered the doom switch on my little Gnome friend who lives in a cave on the southeast tip of Easter Island. Okay, I admit the "doom switch" part of my story isn't true.
Posted in: Poker Discussion
strut_nut
Feb 14th, 2011
SitNGo Wizard
LOL, I was thinking the same thing.
Posted in: Poker Discussion
strut_nut
Jan 9th, 2011
Consolidated Moved from PD Thread
Holdem Underwear Dispenser - Dispenses underwear with hole cards on the cheeks for $3.50. I've got the 94os curse with 5 pair of them. My best is pocket nines. No one has found the AcAs version yet, and it's serial numbered 1/1!! That'll go for big bucks on the Bay.
Posted in: Bad Beats
strut_nut
Jan 5th, 2011
internet connection at pca?
My 65 yr old aunt is going to be there..... no, she's not a hooker, so don't give me the "pics, or gtfo"
Posted in: Poker Discussion
strut_nut
Dec 27th, 2010
Studied the Pro's very close
I'm pushing pre in that spot, you'd had to fold if an ace hit the flop or if the board paired. Aces and paired boards are S-C-A-R-Y.
Posted in: Poker Discussion
strut_nut
Dec 27th, 2010
Hellmuth and The Big Game
I thought these were live, it's why I never played in it. Couldn't ever play during that time. Damn. I bet next you tell me it's not even on EST.
Posted in: Poker Discussion
strut_nut
Dec 17th, 2010
Favre vs. Ripken Who's streak is more impressive?
I actually agree with you that football is physically tougher. But, being a franchise player on a baseball team, they're usually pressured to sit out for the smallest of things due to baseball being a marathon season. It's why I say Ripken's streak is more impressive, to go that long without being asked to sit.
Posted in: Off Topic
strut_nut
Dec 14th, 2010
After reading this, goes to show what lengths some will go to win
Also, everyone knows you're supposed to move to another room to play after losing 100 buyins to someone.... See, there's always a counter-strategy.
Posted in: Poker Discussion
strut_nut
Dec 14th, 2010
Im gonna have to put my cat down. = (
Sorry to hear, man. For me it would be tough to make the decision for it to be euthanized, so I probably would choose to not be there. For you though, the right answer may not come until the moment.
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strut_nut
Dec 14th, 2010
Favre vs. Ripken Who's streak is more impressive?
It's only 7.... and at my rate will take me 10 years to reach 2,000 + actual posts....... so 250 for the shitty. We all know I'd be dead by then, sigh.
Posted in: Off Topic
strut_nut
Dec 14th, 2010
Favre vs. Ripken Who's streak is more impressive?
and his F**k face Fleer baseball card
Posted in: Off Topic
strut_nut
Dec 14th, 2010
After reading this, goes to show what lengths some will go to win
Such little information on an attention-grabbing story. WTG "Marcus" whoever that is that wrote it.
Posted in: Poker Discussion
strut_nut
Dec 14th, 2010
Favre vs. Ripken Who's streak is more impressive?
Brett Favre: 18 years, 297 football games in which he takes a beating physically and mentally as a qb ...... or...... Cal Ripken Jr.: 15 years, 2,131 games, playing a grueling 162 game schedule each year, in a sport that as little as a sore back or sore thumb has you sitting a game or two. I'm thinking Ripken.
Posted in: Off Topic
strut_nut
Dec 14th, 2010
Poker Tourney idea
With late reg. now isn't someone just below the chip avg. when they enter the first 3 levels or so at the original buy in' But I get what you're saying. No way it could happen but I guess those who would want the field thinned as much as possible before entering would use it... But, by then you could find yourself up against a few monster stacks at your table.
Posted in: Poker Discussion
strut_nut
Dec 13th, 2010
My first 4 figure score!
Awesome job, still waiting on my first 4 figure mtt score.
Posted in: Poker Discussion
strut_nut
Dec 13th, 2010
Racener DUI
My apologies to OP. I don't understand why it'd be deleted either.
Posted in: Poker Discussion
strut_nut
Dec 13th, 2010
Poker journey hits a major road block
Have you looked into other games besides holdem' Maybe holdem isn't your game'' Maybe poker in general isn't your game'' I'm not saying you should quit altogether, but how about pursue another career ( or focus on the one you have, if you have one) and play poker for fun. Who knows, maybe you'll begin winning after you start viewing it as a game instead of a career that'll make you a millionaire.
Posted in: Poker Discussion
strut_nut
Dec 13th, 2010
Build your roll from ground up....
From one micro machine to another, GL!
Posted in: Poker Discussion
strut_nut
Dec 13th, 2010
Racener DUI
Oh, did he get another one' Cuz he got one like two days ago.. I believe that's what I read in this forum. Oh, and DUI = smf's
Posted in: Poker Discussion
strut_nut
Dec 13th, 2010
Monster Dong wins appt
I feel as if 75% of my body weight entered that tourney.
Posted in: Poker Discussion
strut_nut
Dec 13th, 2010