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P5 Performance
Does anyone else find it impossible to use P5's over the last few months' Sorry if this has been brought up before but it's so frustrating. It's the only site that I have a problem with. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...................... Oh the ironing. It took me 3 tries to post this.
Posted in: Off Topic 		tammypoker01
Aug 20th, 2011
P5 Performance
Does anyone else find it impossible to use P5's over the last few months' Sorry if this has been brought up before but it's so frustrating. It's the only site that I have a problem with. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...................... Oh the ironing. It took me 3 tries to post this.
Posted in: Off Topic 		tammypoker01
Aug 20th, 2011
sometimes when im sad

Posted in: Off Topic 		tammypoker01
Jul 30th, 2011
guaranteed sex
So, you're in love with one of your friends, but she has a boyfriend and probably wouldn't have sex with you anyway. What you will need: 1 x knife, 1 x ring, access to a sunbed, the ability to grow a beard. Step One: Place the ring on your wedding finger and avoid contact with your friend for a month. Step Two: Stop shaving and use the sunbed to gain a tan. Step Three: After a month when your beard is full and your tan is noticeable, remove the ring from your finger. Step Four: Remove all your clothes and break into your friend's house. Step Five: Use the knife to cut ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		tammypoker01
Jul 30th, 2011
lightning just struck my building
epic fail at not panning left at 1:17...
Posted in: Off Topic 		tammypoker01
Jul 18th, 2011
Things that you are horrible at...
posting on a forum. i'm great at reading them but for some reason i can't seem to become a part of the community even though i know most names/faces. edit: look at me continuing my trend. i missed the 2nd line in OP. not even mad.
Posted in: Off Topic 		tammypoker01
Jul 16th, 2011
OTers playing in the WSOP Main Event
survived day 1b with 34.6k. we were playing at the featured table the entire night it was kind of cool but also really weird to be there at 150/300. had a few pros at my table including mike matusow to my right which was interesting. there were a bunch of spectators maybe someone from p5's' i was in seat 9 :)
Posted in: Off Topic 		tammypoker01
Jul 9th, 2011
Office Water Cooler Question
its 74 degress in my office, the cooler is plugged in, 17 computers turned on, nobody recycles and in honor of this thread i just opened the windows and fridge door. bring her here, she'd have a heart attack then just plug in the cooler.
Posted in: Off Topic 		tammypoker01
May 24th, 2011
So I'm on long island
+a billion
Posted in: Off Topic 		tammypoker01
May 23rd, 2011
P5's Connection Issues
ad revenue must really be hurting (took 14 tries to post this)
Posted in: Off Topic 		tammypoker01
May 3rd, 2011
1.21 Gigawatts
I'm here for the 06 gangbang
Posted in: Off Topic 		tammypoker01
Apr 29th, 2011
Fighting a Speeding Ticket W/Out Lawyer (West Virginia)
lol speeding laws are absurd, simply designed to generate revenue. at least make them reasonable. 55mph' are you kidding me' anyone see that video of the people that lined up 4 cars across all the lanes and drove 55mph and held up the entire freeway' anyway...to the op, if that law is real el oh el, wp i would deff. try to get that through. talk to a lawyer though that's really the only advice that will work.
Posted in: Off Topic 		tammypoker01
Apr 24th, 2011
ITT OT counts to a million
75082 75083 75084
Posted in: Off Topic 		tammypoker01
Apr 13th, 2011
counting in seconds....
when was the last time you had sex' 1,209,600 feel free to add your own also 1,000 post. only took 5 years.
Posted in: Off Topic 		tammypoker01
Apr 11th, 2011
Apple computer talking in a robot voice, make it stop! Asian girls as well!
Go tobpreferences and search for voice. It's some handicap setting you turned on I think it's called VoiceOver or something
Posted in: Off Topic 		tammypoker01
Apr 9th, 2011
web site design/development question
this. complex apps/sites can easily go into 6/7 figures. lol @1500 being too much; that might be the cost of a 3 hour meeting. oh yeah, i run a web development firm.
Posted in: Off Topic 		tammypoker01
Apr 7th, 2011
Wow people... really
For the love of god please let this be my 1000 post... obviously 997...p5 is so rigged
Posted in: Off Topic 		tammypoker01
Apr 6th, 2011
8.8 Earthquake hits Japan!
^^^ might be the greatest use of a gif in a thread of all time
Posted in: Off Topic 		tammypoker01
Mar 12th, 2011
ITT OT counts to a million
...
Posted in: Off Topic 		tammypoker01
Mar 3rd, 2011
Graduate School and GMAT questions
There is no way this post is real. I actually read it three times. Loooooooooooooooool
Posted in: Off Topic 		tammypoker01
Feb 24th, 2011
i think i might be a father
tl;dr congrats either way i suppose
Posted in: Off Topic 		tammypoker01
Feb 10th, 2011
What are the odds? And how creepy is a play here?
do it put lots of booze out and offer her a drink
Posted in: Off Topic 		tammypoker01
Feb 9th, 2011
What To Do for VDay (Single Edition)?
if you'd only drive 45 minutes.....
Posted in: Off Topic 		tammypoker01
Feb 5th, 2011
Pokerstars just doesn't get it!!!!
i got emails about this from deposits in october 2010...lol gg pokerstars it doesn't even let me deposit to try and pay them back.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		tammypoker01
Feb 1st, 2011
Tell Me They Were Hookers (massive life fail itt)
the same exact thing happened to me at a bar in NYC when my ex-gf went to the bathroom two 8's came up to me and were like what are you doing ' want to come drink with us ' and i was like uhh my gf is in the bathroom...fml hooked or not, you should have gone with them. even if they weren't hookers, they could have split one of the cookies leaving you with a full one.
Posted in: Off Topic 		tammypoker01
Jan 30th, 2011
New Epicmealtime w/ guests
it's starting to get super repetitive we get it, you have bacon and a deep fryer.
Posted in: Off Topic 		tammypoker01
Jan 26th, 2011
Best montages?
/thread
Posted in: Off Topic 		tammypoker01
Jan 24th, 2011
The in-thread format
omg lollllllllllllll gg pocketfives. why is it 600 pixels wide when i have a 27" monitor...also can we get more random fucking crap between the posts' it makes it really easy to read. NOT.
Posted in: Off Topic 		tammypoker01
Jan 21st, 2011
Dog Stares at wall..I have never..
there is clearly an animal running around in your walls...
Posted in: Off Topic 		tammypoker01
Jan 14th, 2011
Today's FTP Update
what the fuckkkkkkkkkkk i proposed this tourney structure to FTP and they lol'ed in my face. now i need to dig up my p5 post
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		tammypoker01
Jan 11th, 2011