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Lets say you won the mega millions...
I would insta ditch my phone and get a new number. then I would fake my death and buy a sailboat off of craigslist. then i would hire a seasoned vet sailor to teach me how to not die while sailing. then i would stash it (cash) in a secret compartment on my boat so that if anyone ever fucked with me on the water noone else would ever see that money unless it was a diver that discovered some treasure a few hundred years down the road cus if im goin down so is the ship. so i guess i have to buy a gun somewhere along the way or something to sink my boat if a crucial situation ever arose. but ...
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May 13th, 2013
Parents believe in faith-healing, 2nd child dies
I dont see whats wrong with this, seems to me that evolution will weed out the faith-healer christians cus they will be subject to so many more threats of death than normal people.
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Apr 25th, 2013
She probably wont aske me to do this again
if this is real youre a giant douche. obnoxiously overreacting to your wife with your kid in the middle of the whole thing. wp
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Apr 2nd, 2013
I don't use the c word often...
this bitch needs to get pimp slapped. but really shes not much worse than your typical feminist slut.
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Mar 20th, 2013
Katy Holmes is looking to start dating again - poll on which OT'er should try!
this thread seems like a creative masked attempt at gayly searching for the hottest OT men. WP
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Mar 16th, 2013
BREAKING: Fired LAPD Officer Shoots 3 Fellow Cops Killing One-Release’s Manifesto...
yes i wish death to people that fuck with me and anyone who stands for their cause. i personally believe that most if not all police officers have done things just like the one that ticketed me and lied about my offense to worsen the fine. you wish i fall victim to police brutality, i didnt do anything but think, they actually did something wrong. they deserve whatever they get. some people laugh at thoughts they dont understand and think they are funny or interesting, others get pissed (aka real big bawls or whatever) one things for sure, i wish harm on the wrong doers cus theyre faggots, ...
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Feb 13th, 2013
BREAKING: Fired LAPD Officer Shoots 3 Fellow Cops Killing One-Release’s Manifesto...
i literally got a ticket for speeding where the cop rounded up my speed by 3 full mph to give me the higher fine and then i get home to find this on tv. i might add that i had been driving for less than 1 minute, was alreadyt slowing down before i even noticed him turning around to come get me, and i was going only 62 in a 50 and its a VERY infrequented road. must ssay i was cheering the guy on and felt some karma. fuck pigs
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Feb 13th, 2013
How to split rent with 3 roommates and 2 rooms
think of it this way.... if you are asking the couple to split it 3 ways you are essentially not accepting of them being together & living with you at the same time, aka you either want to pay less or you want one of them to leave (if there is no benefit for me then its just annoying). BUT this way of thinking is like asking him to kick her out which cost both of you more. dont be greedy just be happy splitting it ...... 50-50 and 1/3 for utilities. edit: her to kick him out wtf was i thinking
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Feb 5th, 2013
HogWild Poker PocketFives League Thread - USA Players Welcome!
I am not sure I understand the $500 prize pool, but I might. So there are free tournaments every tuesday at 9 pm. Each individual tournament I will receive points based on where I finish, and if I am in the top 10 in total points at the end of the month I win a prize. Am I right'
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Feb 3rd, 2013
questions for atheists?
i do not believe that there is a god in the sense that most religions suggest. I believe that humans are an element of nature just like everything that surrounds us so the religions that idolize the human race suggesting that god is human like really kinda disappoints me because i can not relate to it, it seems like common sense refutes this. I believe that our existence is part of a holographic reality that is a combination of a collective consciousness. the physicality of our existence is only observed from a human perspective, yet countless many more spatial dimensions and energies can be ...
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Dec 22nd, 2012
population control with a twist at the end
thats the point, we can not live on earth without destroying our ability to live on it. however, conceivably we can destroy the earth, its unlikely to happen but we have the capability i believe. although i have also heard that from people from time to time aswell
Posted in: Off Topic 		tb4rizzl
Dec 16th, 2012
population control with a twist at the end
of humans: first off i think that the world governing bodies more or less all know it is the only way. we culturaly are pushing for sustainability ultimately for economic reasons that benefit the world leaders, not the planet, not us individually.... THEM. as dooms day approaches think about humanity, and literally from a non human point of view would it be a bad thing if humans are eradicated from the planet' from a primitive perspective of life, earth IS our host and we are its parasite. it makes sense that earth is trying to get rid of us because we have made the planet sick. earths ...
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Dec 16th, 2012
dumbass material, post here
kobe
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Nov 28th, 2012
dumbass material, post here
would be everyones fault that makes posts like this one
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Nov 28th, 2012
dumbass material, post here
yeah OT all time dumbassest thread which should not exist
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Nov 28th, 2012
Things women say/do that piss you off. (NSFW)
give time frames for doing things when i know and they also know that the realistic time frame is non-existant because it could range anywhere from being 1 hour later than planned to infinity years later. like dont give a fucking time frame
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Nov 28th, 2012
dumbass material, post here
meh quick search didnt find anything although i do know that wow freak out is on here already
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Nov 28th, 2012
dumbass material, post here
inspired by the shrubbery thread, who btw clearly takes the win as largest dumbass, but this could be a fun thread: any of these videos always make me laugh.... if youve never seen wow freakout kid definitely worth a watch lol
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Nov 28th, 2012
gf arrested (weed related)
thats kinda what i thought... do they have the right to search a bag if they smell weed, also do they have the right to bring in a dog because they threatened that.
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Nov 13th, 2012
gf arrested (weed related)
yeah shes going to court, she was taken to the station. the dick officer told me 30-45 minutes shed be released but instead i ended up waiting for about an hour and a half and it took me 20 minutes to get there, so she was in the station, cuffed the ENTIRE time for about an hour and 50. court on thursday all this over a bowl and a pinch of weed in the middle of the woods far away from anyone, no vehicle involved, nothing. the law is pretty fucked up while everyone drinks themselves to oblivion causing themselves harm and fighting others and meanwhile this .. god dayyym
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Nov 13th, 2012
itt We discuss our snowboarding/skiing plans for the winter
yeah i might go snowboarding this winter. maybe
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Nov 13th, 2012
gf arrested (weed related)
because its a great fucking place to be obviously, one of the last warm nights of the year probably
Posted in: Off Topic 		tb4rizzl
Nov 13th, 2012
gf arrested (weed related)
yeah whatever cop said he smelled weed. its on a college campus, out of the thousands of times i have walked the woods here i have never encountered a cop once, in daylight or at night, there are no lights on the path, we were in a off the beaten path trail... no real reason for them to be there other than bad luck as far as i can tell. she had a bowl and a grinder, no substantial amount of pot though only whatever was left of the nug that was grinded and smoked
Posted in: Off Topic 		tb4rizzl
Nov 13th, 2012
gf arrested (weed related)
live from nj last night my gf, friend and I were walking through the woods partaking in some illegal recreational activity, as we are exiting the trail, which i might add is deep in the heart of the woods, we are met by two officers. she was arrested for possession and for paraphernalia, meanwhile me and my friend walked after being patted down etc (pretty legit). somehow i never manage to get in trouble. so what im sayin is colorodo and washington just legalized marijuana, what went wrong in this world where someone decided that some arbitrary line that divides one state from another ...
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Nov 13th, 2012
What's the greatest football game in history?
i personally really reallly reallly like sports. id have to say.
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Oct 24th, 2012
Facebook stock just popped 22% overnight.
facebook is way more involved in media and bussiness and advertising than any of the other social networks in the past and for those reasons unfortunately its a vital part of our economy at this point and its here to stay.
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Oct 24th, 2012
Feltstars no longer operational (merge support Help!)
funds being xfered to RPM within 24 hours according to live support. took about 2 mins to take care of it.
Posted in: Poker Sites 		tb4rizzl
Oct 10th, 2012
Feltstars no longer operational (merge support Help!)
great first post very insightful and clearly you know what youre talking about. cant believe this post has been up for over 2 hours and this is the first response
Posted in: Poker Sites 		tb4rizzl
Oct 9th, 2012
how would you play this after a raise on flop
$11 15k gtd. with ~1000 remaining avg stack ~ 11k Tb4rizzl (me in SB: starting stack 8.4k) privatemessage (villain in BB: starting stack 17k) SupaJap Posts Ante 25.00 tb4rizzl Posts Ante 25.00 privatemessage Posts Ante 25.00 BBoggs21 Posts Ante 25.00 fun2dobadthingsburrr Posts Ante 25.00 KPstAKnChips Posts Ante 25.00 LSSDDEXL Posts Ante 25.00 BoneFor2na Posts Ante 25.00 hoshie Posts Ante 25.00 tb4rizzl Posts SB 125.00 privatemessage Posts BB 250.00 BBoggs21 Folds fun2dobadthingsburrr Folds KPstAKnChips Folds LSSDDEXL Folds BoneFor2na Folds hoshie Folds SupaJap Raised to 522.00 tb4rizzl ...
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		tb4rizzl
Oct 8th, 2012
Soon I will be back in online poker@@!!!!!
glad to hear that. keep your excitement in check and rape glgl
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Oct 7th, 2012