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Re:Your best friends girl....*edited with pic* *re-edited with WacoKidd confirming g/f is not a tranny with pics*
FYI, he likes it when you massage the balls also...
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TheEagleHasLanded
Dec 24th, 2009
Re:What are your Porn no no's
 haha yeh, this shit really need to stop
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TheEagleHasLanded
Dec 20th, 2009
Re:greatest athlete of our generation*now with edit*
The clear answer is Pujols.  Leads the decade in all triple crown categories.  The last person to do this was Ted Fucking Williams.  Pujols was also able to do it during a decade of baseball which was riddled with PEDs and as far as we know Pujols was not one of these "cheaters".
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TheEagleHasLanded
Dec 17th, 2009
Situation deep in tourneys that I always run into
 I really want to be more active in mtt strategy forums, and figured a good way to start is by discussing a situation I'm always questioning my play on.   Obviously an easier decision to make with a read and/or good feel for the table dynamic, however what's your play here against a random and no reads' We're in the money at this point, sitting with a little less than avg. stack at about 25 BBs. Tournament (219010636) $8.80 5k Blinds: $400/800 Antes: $100 Table info: Seat 1: thokke ($20,164)  Seat 2: manon9999 ($16,023)  Seat 3: hjs69 ($40,282)  Seat 4: Easy Food ($52,115)  Seat ...
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TheEagleHasLanded
Nov 14th, 2009
Re:Micro MTT Team Comp Scores *Contest ends at MIDNIGHT*
 PokerStars Tournament #209010567, No Limit Hold'em Buy-In: $5.00/$0.50 USD 6141 players Total Prize Pool: $30705.00 USD  Tournament started 2009/11/08 14:00:00 CT [2009/11/08 15:00:00 ET] Dear Nutzflop101, You finished the tournament in 511th place. A USD 12.28 award has been credited to your Real Money account. You earned 59.63 tournament leader points in this tournament. For information about our tournament leader board, see our web site at / Congratulations! Thank you for participating. PokerStars Tournament #208702643, No Limit Hold'em Buy-In: $3.00/$0.30 USD 2601 ...
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TheEagleHasLanded
Nov 8th, 2009
Re:***WSOP Main Event thread***
 God if maven plugs his fucking training site one more time, I'm buying some diapers and driving to vegas nonstop with violence on the brain.
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TheEagleHasLanded
Nov 7th, 2009
Re:Micro MTT Team Comp Scores *Ultra Clean Thread*
 This is an automated message sent from Full Tilt Poker. Full Tilt Poker Tournament #116139759 $2 + $0.25 Tournament NL Hold'em Buy-In: $2.00 + $0.25  1242 players   Total Prize Pool: $2484.00 Start Date: November 7  5:05 PM ET Dear TheEagle0103, You finished the tournament in 109th place. There has been $3.48 added to your account. You have earned leaderboard points for this tournament.   To view your current leaderboard points use the My Promotions button in the Cashier window. Congratulations! Thank you for participating. PokerStars Tournament #209010836, No Limit ...
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TheEagleHasLanded
Nov 7th, 2009
Re:Micro Team Comp Scores *even cleaner thread*
Final Table, 2nd place.... sigh PokerStars Tournament #209010554, No Limit Hold'em Buy-In: $2.00/$0.20 USD 4716 players Total Prize Pool: $9432.00 USD  Tournament started 2009/11/05 13:45:00 CT [2009/11/05 14:45:00 ET] Dear Nutzflop101, You finished the tournament in 2nd place. A USD 1,065.81 award has been credited to your Real Money account. You earned 656.61 tournament leader points in this tournament. For information about our tournament leader board, see our web site at / Congratulations! Thank you for participating.
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TheEagleHasLanded
Nov 5th, 2009
Re:Micro Team Comp Scores *even cleaner thread*
 This is an automated message sent from Full Tilt Poker. Full Tilt Poker Tournament #115810501 $2 + $0.25 Tournament NL Hold'em Buy-In: $2.00 + $0.25  757 players   Total Prize Pool: $1514.00 Start Date: November 5  4:20 PM ET Dear TheEagle0103, You finished the tournament in 69th place. There has been $3.41 added to your account. You have earned leaderboard points for this tournament.   To view your current leaderboard points use the My Promotions button in the Cashier window. Congratulations! Thank you for participating.
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TheEagleHasLanded
Nov 5th, 2009
Re:Micro Team Comp Scores *even cleaner thread*
  PokerStars Tournament #208702751, No Limit Hold'em Buy-In: $2.00/$0.20 USD 3324 players Total Prize Pool: $6648.00 USD  Tournament started 2009/11/05 14:40:00 CT [2009/11/05 15:40:00 ET] Dear Nutzflop101, You finished the tournament in 364th place. A USD 3.98 award has been credited to your Real Money account. You earned 40.86 tournament leader points in this tournament. For information about our tournament leader board, see our web site at / Congratulations! Thank you for participating.
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TheEagleHasLanded
Nov 5th, 2009
Re:Micro Team Comp Scores *even cleaner thread*
 This is an automated message sent from Full Tilt Poker. Full Tilt Poker Tournament #115801421 $3 + $0.30 Tournament NL Hold'em Buy-In: $3.00 + $0.30  427 players   Total Prize Pool: $1281.00 Start Date: November 5  3:20 PM ET Dear TheEagle0103, You finished the tournament in 13th place. There has been $13.45 added to your account. You have earned leaderboard points for this tournament.   To view your current leaderboard points use the My Promotions button in the Cashier window. Congratulations! Thank you for participating.
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TheEagleHasLanded
Nov 5th, 2009
Re:Micro Team Comp Scores *clean thread*
 Final Table PokerStars Tournament #208702815, No Limit Hold'em Buy-In: $4.00/$0.40 USD 1929 players Total Prize Pool: $7716.00 USD  Tournament started 2009/11/04 16:40:00 CT [2009/11/04 17:40:00 ET] Dear Nutzflop101, You finished the tournament in 4th place. A USD 516.97 award has been credited to your Real Money account. You earned 357.60 tournament leader points in this tournament. For information about our tournament leader board, see our web site at / Congratulations! Thank you for participating.
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TheEagleHasLanded
Nov 4th, 2009
Re:Micro Team Comp Scores *clean thread*
 PokerStars Tournament #208702829, No Limit Hold'em Buy-In: $2.00/$0.20 USD 2514 players Total Prize Pool: $5028.00 USD  Tournament started 2009/11/04 17:40:00 CT [2009/11/04 18:40:00 ET] Dear Nutzflop101, You finished the tournament in 38th place. A USD 15.08 award has been credited to your Real Money account. You earned 109.98 tournament leader points in this tournament. For information about our tournament leader board, see our web site at / Congratulations! Thank you for participating.
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TheEagleHasLanded
Nov 4th, 2009
Re:Micro Team Comp Scores *clean thread*
 This is an automated message sent from Full Tilt Poker. Full Tilt Poker Tournament #115645644 Early Double - B NL Hold'em Buy-In: $5.00 + $1.00  1348 players   Total Prize Pool: $6740.00 Start Date: November 4  4:02 PM ET Dear TheEagle0103, You finished the tournament in 22nd place. There has been $30.33 added to your account. You have earned leaderboard points for this tournament.   To view your current leaderboard points use the My Promotions button in the Cashier window. Congratulations! Thank you for participating.
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TheEagleHasLanded
Nov 4th, 2009
Re:Micro Team Comp Scores *clean thread*
 PokerStars Tournament #209010373, No Limit Hold'em Buy-In: $3.00/$0.30 USD 4218 players Total Prize Pool: $12654.00 USD  Tournament started 2009/11/04 11:00:00 CT [2009/11/04 12:00:00 ET] Dear Nutzflop101, You finished the tournament in 130th place. A USD 12.65 award has been credited to your Real Money account. You earned 86.12 tournament leader points in this tournament. For information about our tournament leader board, see our web site at / Congratulations! Thank you for participating.
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TheEagleHasLanded
Nov 4th, 2009
Re:Pokerstars not connecting?
 Just re-downloaded it and its now working.
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TheEagleHasLanded
Nov 4th, 2009
Re:Pokerstars not connecting?
 Looks like this is a mac problem
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TheEagleHasLanded
Nov 4th, 2009
Re:Pokerstars not connecting?
  Sigh, tried restarting and still nothing.
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TheEagleHasLanded
Nov 4th, 2009
Re:**Micro MTT Team Competition** begins in 6 hours
 Team Name: ThreeRandomDonks
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TheEagleHasLanded
Nov 1st, 2009
Re:**Micro MTT Team Competition** ©
 Sent my $15, our team should be fully paid for now.
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TheEagleHasLanded
Oct 31st, 2009
Re:**Micro MTT Team Competition** ©
 Add devinmcd to our team, I'll ship the money on FTP soon. Thanks and gl everyone!
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TheEagleHasLanded
Oct 31st, 2009
Re:**Micro MTT Team Competition** ©
 Joeykukz and me are looking for a third
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TheEagleHasLanded
Oct 30th, 2009
Re:first experience with russians
 I'm thinking about moving to Germany, just thinking about the amount of money I could make with a German location attached to my name makes me wet.  Just be trapping you stupid americans left and right.  
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TheEagleHasLanded
Oct 29th, 2009
Re:**Micro MTT Team Competition** ©
 I'd like to get in on this if anyone still needs another.  Shoot me a PM or I'll try to find out who still needs a third and hit u up.
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TheEagleHasLanded
Oct 29th, 2009
Re:fantasy football question
 anyone'
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TheEagleHasLanded
Oct 21st, 2009
Re:fantasy football question
 Trade offered to me, pretty sure Im going to take it but want to hear what you guys think. Ray rice, michael jenkins and earl bennett for bradshaw, harvin and roy williams. Got burleson, calvin johnson, breaston, mossaquoi and caldwell at receiver also.  Non ppr.  3 wr spots.  Going to wait till theres more news on johnson's injury.  But if he seems to be alright, do you think this trade will do more damage to my wr depth than I'll benefit in an upgrade in RB.  Btw have s jackson, hightower, leon washington also at RB.  Had barber as well but traded him away when he was injured ...
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TheEagleHasLanded
Oct 21st, 2009
Standard Breakeven stretch 6max SNGs?
Wondering if anyone knows what a regular breakeven stretch is for the $6.50 6max SNGs on stars.  Closing in on 700 game breakeven stretch, easily the longest off my short poker career.  Can anyone give me some insight on whether this is normal or if I should be worried'  (Searched and couldn't find other threads on this specific level, sorry if this has been discussed before) Thanks for your input ahead of time!
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TheEagleHasLanded
Oct 12th, 2009
Re:A movie review: Surrogates (2009)
 This movie is so fucking terrible.  But me and my buddy found a way to make it one of the greatest movies of the year. Bring a flask with you into the theater.  Anytime they say surrogates, surey or surrogacy, take a shot.  Before the opening credits are over you will be blackout drunk.  If needed, take a shot every three times you hear one of those words, you'll still get pretty hammered.  Had this idea when we saw the previews for this and they said surrogate like every other line.  This drinking game will not disappoint.
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TheEagleHasLanded
Sep 30th, 2009
Re:It's been 21 years and no (ok, very few) movie villains have surpassed...
  "Listen kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you, all right' I don't give a good fuck what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get. " Not necessarily an action movie, but neither are half mentioned in this thread.  Not the best, but definitely warrants a mention.    
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TheEagleHasLanded
Sep 30th, 2009
Re:What's your favourite part of a porn movie/scene?
My favorite part is when I cum.
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TheEagleHasLanded
Sep 9th, 2009