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Funny and Strange things that happened at either your wedding or one you attended.
Cousin's wedding in Vegas a few years ago. Me and the lady nursed the open bar a little too much and decided a coat closet would be a great place to get it on in. we stroll out after all said and done and like 6 people see us walk out of the closet including the maid of honor who is my other cousin. Ended up partying til 6 AM and stumbled our way back into the hotel. Had to be up by 8:30 and enjoy a 6 hour drive in a hot car w 5 people including my 1 year old niece who decided she was gonna cry the whole time. Worst drive home ever that is for sure. Last wedding I went to was in Napa Valley ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		tilterstom
May 8th, 2012
My dog just got into a fight with a pitbull
Had a boxer pit mix who just was very protective of me and my family. Anytime any dog ever came up to us and started getting aggressive with my dog he would obviously be aggressive back. I would kick the other dog as hard as I could and if the owner complained I just told them to put their fkn dog on a leash and I did it a favor because kicks don't do as much damage as a bite. Did have to break up a fight one time because our idiot neighbors who bred pitbulls irresponsibly let their 10 year old kid walk an 80 lb pitbull and the dog caught the kid off guard and got away from him. After that I ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		tilterstom
Mar 14th, 2012
question about wedding vendors
Well that makes me feel much better. When you hear 2 grand for someone to take pictures it just seems like a ton of money. Guess it shows how little I know about wedding planning. Guess ill just focus on getting auto grat down to 15% for food only and shoot for cash tips for bartenders and not auto grat. Especially since they charge 20 per hour for a bartender. didn't know it was so expensive to get someone to pour wine and beer FFS lol. after seeing how much weddings cost I am just gonna open a wedding venue that includes all the vendors....
Posted in: Off Topic 		tilterstom
Mar 4th, 2012
question about wedding vendors
edited to include some entertaining pics for your effort of reading my novel.
Posted in: Off Topic 		tilterstom
Mar 4th, 2012
question about wedding vendors
cliff notes at bottom if you dont wanna read the rest. So I am getting married in September (yeah yeah I know don't do it save myself the trouble etc etc lol) and I only really care about a few things...open bar, decent food, and the $ its going to cost. My fiance has done most of the planning and chosen the dj, photographer and has been the one communicating back and forth with the coordinator at the venue etc. She has pretty much just chosen exactly what she wanted and not worried about price within reason but I feel that vendors in general charge out the ass for weddings because they know ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		tilterstom
Mar 4th, 2012
Need TV series suggestions
I forgot to say always sunny. We both love it. I enjoy the League but she doesn't play fantasy football and has never taken the time to watch any of the episodes. thanks for suggestions keep em coming if you have anymore. Sparticus I liked but she wouldn't like that stuff not her style at all.
Posted in: Off Topic 		tilterstom
Mar 3rd, 2012
Need TV series suggestions
need a new tv series for me and the lady to enjoy and I trust OT's taste in books, movies, shows etc. Can't stand watching movies anymore most of them are pretty eh and I have trouble paying attention to something for 2 hours if its average. I would prefer something that can be found on hulu or Netflix or currently on TV is ok as well. Some shows that I have already seen and are some of my favorites are: Breaking Bad The Shield The Wire The Sopranos Weeds (she hated it watched it without her.) FNL Dexter (havent seen past trinity killer season) Mad Men Big Love SOA through season 2 ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		tilterstom
Mar 3rd, 2012
Pac 12 says no to Texas & Oklahoma + others
didnt make a whole lot of sense to go and add more schools after you just signed a long term TV contract. whole idea is to add teams before negotiating a TV deal so you have as many big cities/markets as possible which gives you maximum leverage. Unless the TV studios would just let them renegotiate which I highly doubt your just adding teams to split up the same piece of pie...doesnt make a whole lot of money sense in short term which this is all about money anyways.
Posted in: Off Topic 		tilterstom
Sep 21st, 2011
running so bad at life/poker right now...fml
relocated to california with fiance for school both jobless about 1 month in debt up to eyeballs from moving student loans, credit cards etc got about 4k to my name....juicy 2 5 games at pechanga casino in so cal. only other game is 1 3 nl but max buy in is 200 and the rake is 5 per hand almost unbeatable for any decent amount of money. 2 5 has a 1k cap so game plays pretty big. last two times I am there these spots come up: 67 spaids flop is 4810 two tone one spaid. 30 preflop 5 ways. call 50 on flop turn is gin card 9 spaids. guy bets 100 I raise to 280 he shoves for 220 more with q10 off ...
Posted in: Bad Beats 		tilterstom
Sep 2nd, 2011
Vegas fight...oops pow surprise
dude in tan shorts brought down the house. The last kick was a little extreme seeing as how the fight was clearly over and they had already won but I am sure the guy in the red shorts didn't appreciate being beat on by 4 people. My guess on how everything went down is the fat girls started stuff with the dude in the red shorts and then the dudes felt like they had to defend their fat pos girls. Don't really see girls hit dudes in fights unless they felt they were somehow wrong.
Posted in: Off Topic 		tilterstom
Jul 20th, 2011
Pork chops. How does OT do them?
whatever way the lady decides to cook them that night.
Posted in: Off Topic 		tilterstom
Jul 17th, 2011
A poll for golf equipment
1) Price is definitely an issue I don't think I have ever bought a club in the first year it was released except for my mizuno mp 62 irons. I always wait 1 year for a driver to go from 400 to 200 bucks. 2) no never although I do have brands that I tend to avoid for whatever reason. I have never hit a nike club that I liked so I have never owned one. always loved mizuno and taylor made/titliest as well. but I think thats just personal experience nothing related to advertising. 3) Oregon but moving to California in a couple weeks. 4) Have never had any clubs fitted for me. I am slightly ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		tilterstom
Jul 14th, 2011
Settle a hypothetical golf debate.....
I am a mid single digit player and ill take my PW against any person who hasn't played a real round of golf before.
Posted in: Off Topic 		tilterstom
Jul 13th, 2011
Do you still talk to exes if you're in another relationship?
I would say for most the answer is no but my fiance talks to her ex at least once a week. I know its strange but he is actually one of my best friends and is going to be a groomsmen at our wedding. Everyone is always blown away when we are all hanging out and we tell them that they used to date because it is so rare. It did take almost two years for him to not hate my guts because they were dating when I first met her and it obviously didn't stop me from pursuing her.
Posted in: Off Topic 		tilterstom
Jul 7th, 2011
Card Rooms near temecula, CA?
I am relocating to this area wondering if anybody has any any idea how active the local card rooms are. I know there is the pechanga casino that is supposed to have a pretty big room. how big the games usually run during the week and weekend etc. Thanks!
Posted in: Live Poker 		tilterstom
Jun 15th, 2011
whats in your golf bag
titliest d1 driver (yeah I need a new one) adams speedline 3 wood. adams idea pro 2 hybrid. mizuno mp 62 4-pw. 52 and 56 taylor made RAC wedges 62 vokey wedge. rife two bar mallet putter (highly suggest rife putters best putter I have ever bought.) pro v1 x is ball of choice. need more for birthday presents or something I am running low.
Posted in: Off Topic 		tilterstom
May 18th, 2011
Re:The Wire - Who do you prefer, Bell or Barksdale? (Spoiler Alert)
stringer was probably my least favorite character the entire series. was a total bitch. avon was super sick. D was my favorite "most def" so the fact that stringer had him killed AND slept with his girl was just too much. Was happy to see that all stringers lies caught up to him and that later in the series you find out that all the developers were scamming him out of all his money. I miss this show...
Posted in: Off Topic 		tilterstom
May 10th, 2010
Re:R.I.P Guru (Gang Starr)
one of my favorite rap songs of all time "moment of truth". truly great MC, amazing at delivering lyrics. RIP you will be missed. still trying to figure out how to embed a video of it lol.
Posted in: Off Topic 		tilterstom
Apr 20th, 2010
Re:The Blazers are about to go all Mr Burns tonight...
I live in Portland and saw camby while drunk at a gas station on Thursday night. I told him gg the other night (he dropped his season high of 30 points and like 15 boards) and that he would need to do the same to beat the suns... he is a very good listener because him and andre miller were ballin.
Posted in: Off Topic 		tilterstom
Apr 19th, 2010
is this illegal? lottery related
so probably a stupid question but I grew up in a state w no lottery... from utah originally live in oregon now, other lottery topic got me thinking bout pooling together some money and splitting winnings... so is it illegal for me to take money from people in Utah where they don't participate in the lottery and buy a bunch of tickets in oregon for them. just don't want winnings nullified on some technicality. thanks and yes I am expecting to get flamed for this. here is a pic for the help and hopefully less /
Posted in: Off Topic 		tilterstom
Apr 18th, 2010
Re:LT to sign with Jets tommorrow
there fyp
Posted in: Off Topic 		tilterstom
Mar 14th, 2010
Re:i'm on a ft
hope you run well, got one tourney left so i can rail. go go go.
Posted in: Off Topic 		tilterstom
Feb 28th, 2010
Re:Ron Paul Wins CPAC's Straw Vote
ron paul was the best candidate in the last election...he will be the best candidate in the next election too. He understands the importance of balancing the GD budget 1
Posted in: Off Topic 		tilterstom
Feb 20th, 2010
Re:Is JohnnyGstaks really that racist? and what race is bfactor anyways?
as far as racism goes I will tell you my biggest "racist" thought concerning african americans. Growing up in Utah where its predominantly white and the short two weeks Ive lived in the portland area which is pretty heavily white I can say this one observation with a high degree of certainty: 95% of black guys that I have played pick up ball with play zero defense whatsoever. They also believe they are much better offensively and feel the need to shoot the ball much more than what is actually good for winning the game. It is almost as if some of them feel that as they are 2 of 20 ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		tilterstom
Feb 18th, 2010
Re:Give your Tiger Woods press conference in 20 words or less.
I will win the masters and bang a different chick every night while doing so. tdub out.
Posted in: Off Topic 		tilterstom
Feb 18th, 2010
Re:Fake Weed??!?!?
I used to be a huge stoner for like 3 years now im a once every few months type of smoker. when I smoke herb nowadays I get super super high from like one hit because I dont smoke it anymore. and I will be high for like 3 or 4 hours, or much longer if its a bong or bubbler. well a buddy of mine had this stuff and I took two big rips, felt a little high for 30 minutes and then felt nothing. if you are used to weed at all this is just a cheap imitation.
Posted in: Off Topic 		tilterstom
Feb 17th, 2010
Re:LBJ Pimpin on Kanyes Girl?
twice over if I am not mistaken.
Posted in: Off Topic 		tilterstom
Feb 17th, 2010
Re:LBJ Pimpin on Kanyes Girl?
golddigger is awful tbh. touch the sky and good life i can listen to they are decent. straight up alot of my hatrid for kayne has to do with going to his concert. I liked college dropout, went to his concert like 18 months ago or so in salt lake cus a bunch of people were going and I liked his older stuff alot. I can honestly say it was the worst concert ive ever been too and he might be the most arrogant rapper alive which is saying something. he was a dick to his fans at the concert it was a joke. worst $ i ever spent.
Posted in: Off Topic 		tilterstom
Feb 17th, 2010
Re:LBJ Pimpin on Kanyes Girl?
as above poster said...sure this happens on a nightly or at least couple times a week basis for lebron. stick with high school sweety for the kids and the home life, someone who was there b4 all the $, and screw hotter women on the side whenever you please. i guarantee his fiance knows and expects this. any women who marries someone as baller and as famous as he should expect this tbh. id say 99% of the time what chris rock said is true "men are only as faithful as their options." far as kayne goes I hope lebron nuttd all up in that chick and on her face cus kayne is a duechebag ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		tilterstom
Feb 17th, 2010
Re:New Youtub gem. Old guy beats someone down on a bus...
SF ridic. one of the funniest things I have ever seen. let it be a lesson, once a badass always a badass. 67 years old or not. old man or not the dude was a big guy.
Posted in: Off Topic 		tilterstom
Feb 17th, 2010