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Jon Jones arrested for possible DUI
Malki Kawa is my porn name as an asian girl.
Posted in: Off Topic 		timthegem
May 19th, 2012
Sweetness is a ridiculous person...
I've been staying away from this OT stuff because it's like AIDS and herpes all in one but this thread is too much and I can't resist declaring my drunken love to sweetness and jay. I have been in tears reading you guys. I hope you stay safe because you are too damn good to lose.
Posted in: Off Topic 		timthegem
May 19th, 2012
Happy Mother's Day
E is for the erections I got before Desatin handjobs.
Posted in: Off Topic 		timthegem
May 13th, 2012
Happy Mother's Day
T is for the Time Magazine cover shots of me breastfeeding that didn't make the final cut.
Posted in: Off Topic 		timthegem
May 13th, 2012
Write an OT scouting report about the guy above you
Can palm a watermelon and my ass at the same time.
Posted in: Off Topic 		timthegem
Mar 11th, 2012
What is a weird talent that you have?
I can expel shit from my bowels with the force of an industrial sandblaster.
Posted in: Off Topic 		timthegem
Mar 10th, 2012
Just sharing with the old ones still left:)
Congrats to FMXer on the naturalization. I'm happy that he no longer has to run and hide in the closet like E.T. every time the doorbell rings. And congrats on the vagioplasty, wowswift. I assume that you've had it since you're talking about babies. Otherwise the doctor had better practice pulling overripe eggplants out of a pillowcase.
Posted in: Off Topic 		timthegem
Mar 10th, 2012
Towman could really use some good vibes his way
Good luck and stay strong, buddy!! I have two sacks full of white cells that I would be more than happy to donate to you, if needed. They're a little empty at the moment but will refill over time.
Posted in: Off Topic 		timthegem
Mar 10th, 2012
PicTrip report of the wedding of the century!
Congrats you two! You looked beautiful, LC. Great pics.
Posted in: Off Topic 		timthegem
Aug 21st, 2011
Anna Kournikova replacing Jillian Michaels on The Biggest Loser
Awesome job closing Fox News for wiki, sir. She folded like a wet paper bag under pressure 100% of the time, never ever ever winning a WTA singles title. Even an aging Amanda Coetzer smoked her.
Posted in: Off Topic 		timthegem
May 26th, 2011
Could anything else make tattoos less cool?
At least he didn't get it on his lower back. Cracks me up when I see guys with tattoos there. Gayer than Choi's Bois.
Posted in: Off Topic 		timthegem
May 26th, 2011
Anna Kournikova replacing Jillian Michaels on The Biggest Loser
She fooled people into thinking she was a pro tennis player. I'm sure she could pull this off, too.
Posted in: Off Topic 		timthegem
May 26th, 2011
Forced to play WoW?
Do you get paid to read articles from Fox News' I hope so.
Posted in: Off Topic 		timthegem
May 26th, 2011
Offical American Idol Thread
looooool goddamn Lauren took a bite out of him.
Posted in: Off Topic 		timthegem
May 25th, 2011
Offical American Idol Thread
Scotty's first album will be titled "Audiobook".
Posted in: Off Topic 		timthegem
May 25th, 2011
Offical American Idol Thread
James already left and went to the Blue Oyster with Rob Halford.
Posted in: Off Topic 		timthegem
May 25th, 2011
Offical American Idol Thread
Small children were freaking out when Lady Gagme performed.
Posted in: Off Topic 		timthegem
May 25th, 2011
Offical American Idol Thread
You should have been going down on her while she was watching. What a shitty husband.
Posted in: Off Topic 		timthegem
May 25th, 2011
Offical American Idol Thread
Scotty has a better voice'' He just stands there and talks. I guess you're just a sucker for a deep manly drawl. At least Lauren breaks a sweat when she performs. That's due to a little something called "effort". Scotty should try it someday.
Posted in: Off Topic 		timthegem
May 25th, 2011
tornado live in Oklahoma on the weather channel right now!!!!
lol I love how these anchors are keeping Cantore out there talking with a possible tornado bearing down.
Posted in: Off Topic 		timthegem
May 24th, 2011
When you were a kid and you watched adverts , what was OT's Faves ??

Posted in: Off Topic 		timthegem
May 24th, 2011
When you were a kid and you watched adverts , what was OT's Faves ??

Posted in: Off Topic 		timthegem
May 24th, 2011
When you were a kid and you watched adverts , what was OT's Faves ??

Posted in: Off Topic 		timthegem
May 24th, 2011
Offical American Idol Thread
She was far better than Scotty, though. He just stands up there and talks with a beat behind him. He's probably the dullest performer in Idol history. He gave little effort tonight while Lauren sang her heart out.
Posted in: Off Topic 		timthegem
May 24th, 2011
**Official Revenge is sweeeeet Bulls vs Heat Game 3**
Just wondering why you have teenage boys ejaculate all over your meals before you eat them.
Posted in: Off Topic 		timthegem
May 24th, 2011
Offical American Idol Thread
This is shaping up to be the worst Idol finale ever. Swallow another banjo, kids.
Posted in: Off Topic 		timthegem
May 24th, 2011
tornado live in Oklahoma on the weather channel right now!!!!
Yessir, they just showed tornado warning for Osage county. I think I also heard someone say, "That's the last place I'd want to be right now...." but it was off camera so hard to tell.
Posted in: Off Topic 		timthegem
May 24th, 2011
**Official Bulls vs Miami Thread**
_____God______
Posted in: Off Topic 		timthegem
May 24th, 2011
tornado live in Oklahoma on the weather channel right now!!!!
Plus it has that Amityville window. I hope it's covered with flies on the inside.
Posted in: Off Topic 		timthegem
May 24th, 2011
**Official Bulls vs Miami Thread**
Probably because there's already an official thread on page fucking one.
Posted in: Off Topic 		timthegem
May 24th, 2011