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Re:winstar main event 3MILLY
It has been seven years since I lived in Texas but if I remember correctly Oklahoma is north of Texas
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ToRcHeD
Aug 22nd, 2009
Re:Detroit - The Real Hood
According to wikipedia: As a young independent republic, Slovenia pursued economic stabilization and further political openness, while emphasizing its Western outlook and central European heritage. Today, with a growing regional profile, a participant in the SFOR peacekeeping deployment in Bosnia and the KFOR deployment in Kosovo, and a charter World Trade Organization member, Slovenia plays a small role on the world stage quite equivalent to its small size. _____________________________________________________________________ Your english tilts me. Why don't you stfu and gtfo. LOL at ...
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ToRcHeD
Aug 10th, 2009
Re:I love you Beth Cooper
You take that fucking back
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ToRcHeD
Jul 28th, 2009
Re:Would you hit it?
2 months is easy. Try 15 months of only seeing third world hags and females in burkas. And no I wouldn't touch that chick with a 10 foot pole. Besides she isn't asian.
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ToRcHeD
Jul 24th, 2009
Re:All around fail for the night

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ToRcHeD
Jul 24th, 2009
Re:How often do you get a haircut? And how much does it cost?
$7 for a fade once a week because my hair grows fast. There is always that one fucking haircut nazi on post that just happens to be a MSG or SGM
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ToRcHeD
Jul 24th, 2009
Re:i am terrible at waking up
God damn bfactor wtf man. After seeing a car bomb go off with three little kids in the back I didn't think there could be anything worse but you just proved me wrong I knew the Chinese hated the Japanese because Japan almost conquered China but I didn't realize this much stuff happened.
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ToRcHeD
Jul 23rd, 2009
Re:i am terrible at waking up
After 7 years I have to get blacked out drunk if I'm going sleep past 0500
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ToRcHeD
Jul 23rd, 2009
Re:wtf is this supposed to mean? (japanese t-shirts)
First of all, those airdryers don't work that well. Most of them anyways. Also, from what I have seen on VH1 I love the 80's the Japanese dress 10x worse than that just to give you guys an idea.
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ToRcHeD
Jul 23rd, 2009
Re:best buy has a bunch of f$%king morons working there!!
I call bullshit. Your probaly exaggerating a whole lot here. Only way this goes down like you said is if your one of those fat bitches that talk too loud to all the time and complain about every fucking thing. Judging by your post it seems like a possibility. Then as the Best Buy manager I'll tell you Another reason I don't want to be a civilian is dealing with people like you.
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ToRcHeD
Jul 23rd, 2009
Re:3 accused of letting rats chew toes off Ohio baby
Another reason why some shouldn't be able to procreate
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ToRcHeD
Jul 22nd, 2009
Re:Eclipse just started over here
Didn't even watch it. After running 5 1/2 miles in this humidity the sun can suck off the moon for all I care. Edit-didn't even know an eclipse was going to happen. Was walking back from another building and wondering why everyone was looking up. I looked at it for a second and I just went back into my office.
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ToRcHeD
Jul 22nd, 2009
Re:Child Support laws are stupid...
I so fucking agree with you on this one. Sorry that you guys are getting bent over. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say the bitches that are bending you over are white. I can't stand fucking white woman. I see all these dependopotamusses on base and they disgust me. Yeah they are petite and hot when you marry them but wait 4-6 years then look at them. Told my mom and stepmom because of them I would never even consider dating a white woman after they bent my dad over. His mistake though for getting married twice.
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ToRcHeD
Jul 22nd, 2009
Re:the longest time you've gone without pulling your pud?
7 1/2 months 3 months at bootcamp, 3 1/2 months at AIT and 1 month at Airborne school Wasn't that difficult considering I didn't see any good looking chicks the whole time First time with a chick when I got back home I blasted on her like I was Peter North
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ToRcHeD
Jul 22nd, 2009
Re:Okinawa Churaumi Aquarium
Been there a couple of times. Place is nice. But I would rather dive with the whale sharks. I just got certified but they had already stopped the whale diving tours.
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ToRcHeD
Jul 21st, 2009
Re:Kobe's wife has huge tits
I disagree. Thank you though. Someone has to take the fat ones. Another question is why do I always see black guys with huge woman like this' New guy to my company that I sponsored got married to a Italian chick before he PCSed over here. Since he is black I figured she was big. I saw a face picture from passport of her and thought damn she is hot and I figured the face would match the body. I picked them up at the airport and this bitch has to be 250 pounds easy and that passport photo looked nothing like her.
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ToRcHeD
Jul 18th, 2009
Re:Fantasy Football Team
Looking a second time I see your in a 10 team league. The smallest I have been in is a 12 team league. Also, now knowing you have the 1st pick in each round explains it more. Every league I've been in the draft is teams 1 thru 12 first round then second round teams 12 thru 1 and so on. That's crazy that Cutler fell to you in the 4th round though. Good trade bait
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ToRcHeD
Jul 18th, 2009
Re:Fantasy Football Team
I have a hard time believing you were able to draft Manning, Cutler and Peterson. I say drop McGahee for Taylor due to the fact Rice and McLain did so well last year and Rice is probaly going to get more of the carries. Then trade Cutler for good RB and WR because someone will take that trade.
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ToRcHeD
Jul 17th, 2009
Re:OH SNAP! Ong Bak Deuce, Bishes! New Trailer:
Meh, your beyond retarded
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ToRcHeD
Jul 17th, 2009
Re:Global Warming ? LOL
Was wondering about this other day. I'm stationed in Japan so I am not up to date fully what is going on in the states but on the radio they were saying Tennesse was having electric problems because of freezing tempatures. Then I remembered isn't it July.
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ToRcHeD
Jul 11th, 2009
Re:Chick Falls in Manhole while Texting...
I want to take a vacation to New York City. I believe it is one of those places you have to see. But I will steer clear of Staten Island. I would go batshitcrazy if I had to hear that accent for an extended amount of time
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ToRcHeD
Jul 11th, 2009
Re:Chick Falls in Manhole while Texting...
Situational awareness. Fuck the bitch. That accent puts me on tilt. I've never been to New York, but I would have guessed that family was from Alabama before even considering New York City.
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ToRcHeD
Jul 11th, 2009
Re:Is it bad EV to play too agressively.
Nice brag about being able to play on Party.
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ToRcHeD
Jul 9th, 2009
Re:I just did something pretty ghetto
LOLLLLLLLLL. Remembering guys walking like a peguin and pouring a whole bottle of baby powder on their crotch because of chaffing after long rucks or runs. Never understood chaffing though guess because it has never happened to me.
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ToRcHeD
Jul 8th, 2009
Re:What is longest you have gone without showering/bathing?
Let me see Basic-10 days with just baby wipes during FTX. Had fun during basic except for this. Never went a day in my life without a shower/bath till this. Being that dirty nearly broke me and summer at Ft Sill is no joke. 1st Iraq tour-30 days in between showers three different times. First time we all ran out of wipes by end of second week. Holy shit did we stink. 2nd Iraq tour-Only 7 days. By this time we came back to the FOB almost everyday. RIP-11 days. The humidity at Benning during this training was the hardest part.
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ToRcHeD
Jul 8th, 2009
Re:Do you live in the state you went to high school in?
Ruidos is a cool place. Been there a couple of times. But you hit it on the dot bluefront. I grew up in west Texas but I haven't been back or seen my family/friends in five years. Keep up with old friends on Facebook and they are still doing the same thing. My two best friends growing up still work at the same place we all worked at when we were in high school seven years ago. Everyone in my family lives their. I'm the only one that has moved away. My two brothers and two sisters have never left. It has been so long since I have been back that I know it would be akward if I visited. ...
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ToRcHeD
Jul 8th, 2009
Re:Animal torture in China and other Asian countries ***WARNING very raw images***
Wow. Have you been to any asian countries' Lots of culturals have ate human flesh "to an extent" even Americans ie. The Donner party. I have only been to Japan, China, PI, and Thailand so I can only speak for these four. China- Their population is the main reason for the dog/cats being eaten like we eat beef/chicken. The torture definitely isn't necessary but people have to eat. Thailand/PI- These two countries are really poor. Most make in a month what the average American makes in a day. Besides seeing beetles, roaches, etc at the market these two countries actually eat a ...
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ToRcHeD
Jul 8th, 2009
Re:Animal torture in China and other Asian countries ***WARNING very raw images***
LOL. Obviously you've never been/lived around Mexicans. Chickens are pecking around in their yards for two reasons. Their waiting for them to get fatter to eat or they use them for cockfighting.
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ToRcHeD
Jul 8th, 2009
Re:What is you're favorite beer?
You sir have great taste in beer. Add 1554 and Fat Tire and this list is complete.
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ToRcHeD
Jul 2nd, 2009
Re:Why are we so far removed from slaughtering our food?
LOL. How I miss Texas sometimes. I went hunting all the time growing up but haven't done it since high school.
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ToRcHeD
Jul 2nd, 2009