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Stupidest thing you have ever done
come on tell the truth you smoked the crack too its ok. good story btw
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TOTTY
Jun 1st, 2006
Stupidest thing you have ever done
STRIPPERS DON'T MAKE GOOD MAMAS
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TOTTY
Jun 1st, 2006
How do you post a pic in a thread?
oh well smart ass i was gonna show u a partial nude of Brandi Hawbreaker
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TOTTY
Oct 27th, 2006
Vanessa Rousso
I'd definitley have to hit it. In my fantasy I bend her over the poker table and have here keep her shades on and she would be be searching for a breath like a titanic refugee trying to get the words out "You pwn me,, you pwn me!!". Then Jamie Gold would come over and I woul yell at him " get out of here bitch" and then I would drop a flying elbow on him and send him scrambling for hes glasses and then I woul take his money and shove a handful of bluberries in his eyes and then I would go back to pwning Vanessa and maybe rub some bluberries on her ass.
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TOTTY
Oct 17th, 2006
Stupidest thing you have ever done
Believed my stripper girlfriend when she said she could only get pregnant 2 days a month and it wasnt one of those to days.
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TOTTY
Jun 1st, 2006
my girlfriend is crazy
Crazy in the head is Crazy in the bed
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TOTTY
Jun 1st, 2006
21 Grams
I haven't seen it yet but I tell you this it must be riveting for you to not even post until half way through. I'll bust right out to Vibes Video and pick dat shit up man
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TOTTY
Oct 21st, 2006
Laptop issues
try pulling the mouse out of your ass
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TOTTY
Jun 1st, 2006
How do you post a pic in a thread?
I am a computer dummy
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TOTTY
Oct 27th, 2006
I go el busto
Had one wackoff call off half his stack to chase a gutshot and I go el busto. Hop in another game wackoff number 2 puts me all in on a gutshot I have trips he hits I shit el busto again. Got deep in a tourney hop on a new table so wackoff 3 has no history on me and he calls my 3 bluffs for my whole stack on a paired board with 3 spades only to show me a 6 with a 4 kicker I go el busto. I play my ass off all nite yo No doubt I go el busto If I catch one of these wackoffs on the street they'll feel the heat and then they'll know with a flying elbo I'll go el busto up side their head Somebody ...
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TOTTY
Oct 18th, 2006
How to detect a set?
Good advice thanks graps
Posted in: Poker Discussion
TOTTY
Nov 29th, 2006
How to detect a set?
I have recently been playing 2/4 NL and have been doing pretty well overall but have noticed my leaks have been with losing big pots when having overpairs to sets. I have noticed that more people at this level just fire out at the pot with a set even if there are no draws on the flop. Is it better as a rule to always reraise preflop with a big pair' I try to do a little of both and not be predictable but lately I have ran into a lot of sets and think that it might just be best to reraise and take it down there.
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TOTTY
Nov 29th, 2006
I lost 6k today at 3/6 NL...
Yo I aint got no college degree, I'm just a young ass G.. I drop bricks from coast to coast. I sell doctors and lawyers Columbian toast. You say I'm young and got no skills, I buit and igloo in Alaska out of hundred dollar bills. I make it snow in the middle of June, I snap my fingers and I clear the room.
Posted in: Poker Discussion
TOTTY
Dec 4th, 2006
Allen Cunningham early favorite to win it all
10 to 1 says hes on the backup reciever on this team
Posted in: Poker Discussion
TOTTY
Aug 1st, 2006
full tilt, eh?
From this type of play is it safe to assume that if Donnovan Mcnabb wakes up with diabetes or something and can't play that you will still take the eagles against the spread'
Posted in: Poker Discussion
TOTTY
Oct 21st, 2006
WTF IS GOING ON WITH POKERROOM SKIN HOLDEMPOKER.COM???
Its going on on Pokerroom as well.. That is all I know
Posted in: Poker Discussion
TOTTY
Aug 9th, 2006
BeLoW's post last night inspired me
I like that shit
Posted in: Poker Discussion
TOTTY
Aug 25th, 2006
full tilt, eh?
If I had seen you raise 4 dollars and then go all in for 40 bucks after the flop I would probably call you with any two suited cards or connectors just to break you. You just invite people to call with that type of play.
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TOTTY
Oct 21st, 2006
Getting a bad rap for being a poker player.
I think its a bit unrealistic to think you will have it all back in a week no problem. Its like you are setting yourself up for an early tilt if things don't go your way immediately. If you stay in your bankroll it will likely take much longer than that. Its hard to go from Patron to Two FIngers if you know what I mean
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TOTTY
Aug 2nd, 2006
Cardrunners for mac?
I don't even know how to turn one on.
Posted in: Poker Discussion
TOTTY
Nov 26th, 2006
Ranking/Recent Scores question??
Yea don't be a hater. Give the man his due
Posted in: Poker Discussion
TOTTY
Oct 17th, 2006
Getting a bad rap for being a poker player.
I have to call BS on you. A few days ago you lived with your parents and were quitting your job to play poker because you had no bills. Do you live with your parents or your girls boyfriend or what
Posted in: Poker Discussion
TOTTY
Aug 2nd, 2006
An Addicted Gambler's tale
terrible advice
Posted in: Poker Discussion
TOTTY
Aug 11th, 2006
What is the meaning of "nh"?
Me too. What type of home games do you guys play'
Posted in: Poker Discussion
TOTTY
Nov 14th, 2006
Is Hachem the best now?
So true. He is good but such a classless act in my opinion. Same tourney he was also saying something about how he had no luck at all. What a joke.
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TOTTY
Dec 21st, 2006
26$ token on fulltilt
Well I can't argue with that. Very impressive indeed
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TOTTY
Oct 18th, 2006
WSOP Chip Leader NOBLES
I think there are over 1200 left. I don't think he can cruise anywhere. There is so much left to this tourney.
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TOTTY
Aug 3rd, 2006
Running bad for an entire year.....possible?
I would have o agree that you could run bad for that long. I think about it like this. I have had some incrediblely bad years or even two years in my lifetime. During these times bad luck and bad things were all that there were. Now I also have to admit that during these times I came to expect it and it became somewhat of a self fulfilling prophecy. Bad luck surely seems to feed on itself and its not entirely explainable but all things in life are not. One other thing that I have often wondered is this. Do you think it is possible at all to control the outcome of the cards with thought alone' ...
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TOTTY
Oct 24th, 2006
Raymer's bankroll agreement with his wife, Cheryl
Naw he was playing with my nuts for 5 and 10
Posted in: Poker Discussion
TOTTY
Aug 4th, 2006
What's the skill level like playing live compared to online in low-limit cash games?
This post is killer. Its like a casting 101 for poker.
Posted in: Poker Discussion
TOTTY
Oct 21st, 2006