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Re:pokerstars super user
u were not getting another dime out of Nancy.... sorry 2 say. WP Nancy... keep pwnin' mules in size 44 clown shoes pls.
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Aug 3rd, 2009
Re:cheating or just bad ethics??
multitable check/fold/fold to any bet misclick tricks.
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Jun 13th, 2009
Re:BEWARE OF POWEPOKER!!! Sending bad checks
You do realize that this is happening on every site in the last 2 weeks right' Check the cashout problem posts which are about to justify a new P5's category topic of "PAY OUT $*%#&'s"
Posted in: Poker Legislation 		trailrated
Jun 13th, 2009
Re:Pokerstar's cashout
wow. 77 posts about this and then... well 78 now.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		trailrated
Jun 13th, 2009
Re:$3-6 NLH Tough spot/looking for thoughts
wow... How the hell does Castroper5 not make it $60-$75 pre' He equity trapped your 6's into losing $440... He's gotta know that he stinks of AA, KK or QQ and what hands would call the action in front of him except for 33-77 mining or looking for these flops' Horrible play by him imo.... Nice flop and nice scoop for you... Bet he quits trying to be so tricky with AA - QQ.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		trailrated
Jun 13th, 2009
Re:Anyone got their rakeback from UB yet?
i got april's but not may's yet... It's been on the 15th every month like clockwork.
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Jun 11th, 2009
Re:AQo @ final table of $100 6-man
lol.... what a penile implant u are for an older dude with family... lighten up sir.
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Jun 11th, 2009
Re:Tax evasion (from a tax attorney)
Great post, but the reality is that most players dont care until its to late or dont even understand the implications of tax evasion. It doesnt matter if you cash out 1k 25 times or 25k once... If you get audited, the bank statements are disected beyond belief and you will pay taxes on every deposit attached to your account if you can not show proof of employer witholdings (W2, 1099, etc) unless it is a check from grandma and grandpa for $100 for your birthday... Give it time tho, Obama is coming after that shit too.......
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Jun 11th, 2009
Re:t sop wins!
gross... Please dont sign with UB now... F that. STARS... LOCK HIM UP NOWWWW!
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Jun 11th, 2009
Re:WSOP Event 15..17 Left.. CL Menlo....sowers,titantom,Illingworth, da_prof, Patrolman35,Raptor,Thomas Keller,Lemke, Grippo, livb112 and Pham
Micon and his interweb vocabulary... "ship it in", that's an LOL right there, blah blah. Would rather listen to Tiffany Michelle and Jamie Gold call this FT.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		trailrated
Jun 8th, 2009
Re:Live poker pet peeves
1. The idiots who talk about online poker all f'ing night and how much $$ they have won, etc etc. all during the time that they fold 23 orbits in a row and fold their sb with 7 limpers and tell the dealer, "You give me 39os every sb... It's not even worth the extra $1". 2. When you get so tired of the idiots that you ask them their SN on stars/tilt, etc, look them up at the table on OPR or Pokertableratings for the "I DONT HAVE TOURNEY SCORES CUZ I OWN CASH GAMES" only to see that they suck like Boy George on Viagra and dont know the difference between the HiJack ...
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Jun 8th, 2009
Re:Flatting with AA
Reading thru this "perceived as Donk, blah blah, etc" my ass began to itch really bad. I thought wtf' then I realized that I was feeling "Inner sympathy" for OP who's head was jammed up his ass and trying to scratch out some half wit logic decribed 100% clearly as FANCY PLAY SYNDROM. Dont argue with Graps... He will shit in your eye socket after he skull fucks your hollow dome repeatedly through your Beak access point.
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Jun 8th, 2009
Re:Go Brock (T Soprano) Parker
Congrats TSop... such a great guy and deserving would be an understatement. So funny that people always say "Running Well, Getting Lucky", etc. ITS LIMIT HOLDEM... Your not floating shit... its not NLHE and the strategy is 1000% different, but I dont want to turn this into a hijack. GREAT JOB AND CONGRATS BROCK... KEEP IT REAL SIR!
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Jun 8th, 2009
Re:Who is P0KERDUUDE ?
This thread is sponsored by and proudly hijacked, held for ransom and will not see the light of day ever again.
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Jun 8th, 2009
Re:Who is P0KERDUUDE ?
If it was sooooted, I would'nt consider it a bad beat :) KEEP OWNIN' BRO! LOL @ the old days of PLC $2r's where we would be in for $300+ at break.... sigh the good ol days, eh'
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Jun 4th, 2009
Re:Who is P0KERDUUDE ?
He is an active member of and is solid, sick and most of all, A really good guy. He 4 bet shoved Q6os against my AA and flopped QQ6... Dude just knows whats coming and rapes BR's.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		trailrated
Jun 4th, 2009
Re:AA vs KK ul
You're not folding KK pre... You just have to turn the page and fire up another one as you get over your cooler tilt.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		trailrated
Jun 3rd, 2009
Re:Worst play you've seen in Vegas, tourney or cash
The way Dennis Phillips played his AK vs Demidov's AQ at the ME FT last year. / thread plz.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		trailrated
Jun 3rd, 2009
Re:can i get away from this
He's gotta have 22.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		trailrated
May 31st, 2009
Re:whats ur play here? 25k guaranteed
shoving increases your stack by 15%... You could raise, but you are committed with any 2.5+ raise even if you whiff the flop... just shove pre and take the gamble or 15% either way.
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May 31st, 2009
Re:* WSOP Event 2 Final Table LIVE UPDATES *
1.3 mil more with A8os from button after raising to 150k' I know Justin was sb, but A8 just doesnt seem all that strong for 1.3mil more when you have 3 players less than 800k total left at table' What range would you call Justin's reship in that spot with based on the way it was played by both' Im a nit, but I say 88, 99+, AJ+... maybe even TT+.
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May 31st, 2009
Re:$25nl - AA spot postflop
Please wager all of your remaining chips and simultaneously hi-5 monitor, slap the cat, kick the dog and spank the monkey till he belches Honey Bun Icing on your keyboard.
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May 30th, 2009
Re:Dream Crushed and Shattered at Final Table
Jesus... Fold pre. Why tangle with the other big stack with such a shitacular hand and when he called your 3 bet pre you obv should have known your 7 was not good on flop.
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May 30th, 2009
Re:21k AhKh whats my river action??
nice fold. I assume you put him on 22/77 set mining pre or possibly KT' I dont even think Jerry Buss finds a fold button there....
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May 29th, 2009
Re:WSOPers Question RE Sunglasses: To Wear or Not to Wear?!?
Make the FT and have Lee Jones pay you to wear a CakePoker Baker's hat and some Sally Jesse Raphael HUGE sunglasses circa 1981.
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May 29th, 2009
Re:$35k guarantee - turn spot with JJ
Rz to 1005 on flop, call shove.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		trailrated
May 28th, 2009
Re:petition to free all banned for life players
A 2nd chance would be nice... whatever the stipulations of the reinstatement called for, I couldnt see much of an arguement.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		trailrated
May 28th, 2009
Re:GOLFERS WHO WILL BE AT WSOP
Can me and Russ (Sooners) scramble vs. your ball for $100/hole' :) PBDrunkaments on a golf course would be BetterThanEzra
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May 26th, 2009
Re:THE YOGIBLAIR ACCOUNT.....very important..
LoL @ 4th level back door under the radar but between the sheets P5 acct's usage to get the scoop on how successful a $25k HU shaninigan ring of love which backfired like a 1974 Ford Pinto running on Super Unleaded causing black POOF played out. High stakes is getting more Shady than the sand under a Palm tree in a Kenny Chesney video.... but why would'nt it'
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May 26th, 2009
Re:Set in 25nl cash game
Based on his stats and his play, 90% sure you are beat by KK,QQ. Either way I repop to $7 or $8 and call shove on flop with $25 stack and 8 tabling - coolers are coolers and is he 4xbb raising pre with AT'. If you were sitting deeper than 1 full b/in ($40+), I still raise to $8 on flop and fold to his rz/shove. Tough spot and his 12/10/2 stats make it even tougher.
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May 26th, 2009