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Apologies to All.
Well, im not concerned about loosing my keys.. And yes, when I was deep into thief-dom, and profiting, I should have looked into a 401k or something.. And the comparison of gotskillz and amartin' Neither of them are Canadian, that's just where they're servers are located!!!
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tripseekerx
May 24th, 2013
Cooking with Jaybone
Awesome, I put water on cereal by accident!!! 14 years old, came home on LSD, dad (cop), staring at me...I HAD to maintain my normal pattern of behavior, or be in deep shit.. I poured my 'special K', as always....grabbed SALT jar instead of SUGAR jar, applied graciously Grabbed water picture instead of milk.. I took 2 bites and thought it was a side effect of the acid that made it taste like shit, so, to not alert dad (the cop) who's on my ass, I ate the whole fckn thing.. He watched and waited, kicked my ass after, never spoke a word
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tripseekerx
May 24th, 2013
Apologies to All.
Not quite there Perry Mason!!! We're 2 different guys...He's won some money at poker, I haven't And yes, after I talked shit to him for 3 pages, I realized we shoulda been homies all along!! lol That would be funny tho, one outlaw convict in OT with multiple personality disorder sporting multiple convict outlaw profiles/accounts!! gotskillz is a young buck, im a old retired gonna have a muffin and watch SCOOP highlights rest of morning... no more noise for me
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tripseekerx
May 24th, 2013
Apologies to All.
Jesus, Im the only degen here.. Never attended classes after 6th grade..preffered to get high and chase pussy...would go thru all your cars in the parking lot...stole your books, sold em back to the bookstore...went to the games, but only to steal hussell and maybe rob the concession stand...every good team needs a connection for beer kegs and weed, that was me... Tried wrestling, the outfits were WAY to gay...Tried basketball, don't like touching sweaty black guys..tried football, but my dad made fun of me in front of everyone one day, so fuk that...Tried baseball, liked it, could throw, but ...
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tripseekerx
May 24th, 2013
Wife is in handcuffs....officer thinks she is a prostitute...illegally searching car
Cops are the baddest gang in town...good to avoid them
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tripseekerx
May 24th, 2013
...offer from a young black gentleman here in the deep south to basically be ourslave
slave stuff aint that bad tho...I saw a slave 'tag' sell on antiques roadshow for 10k.. Old 'tags'......lol
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tripseekerx
May 24th, 2013
Article: stevie444, gnat777, djk123, RandALLin Rack Up SCOOP Victories
Geez, the masters have all left holdem!!! Or does everybody play everything'
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tripseekerx
May 24th, 2013
Apologies to All.
Yup, you nailed it on the head..even the half decents are still quite dysfunct.. I thought double-kyan was as cool as me where did he go'
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tripseekerx
May 23rd, 2013
Apologies to All.
Accurate assesment
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tripseekerx
May 23rd, 2013
Believer82 Scoop Final Table rail
Cool, will get to see you on the replay show!!! Nice work,,,
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tripseekerx
May 23rd, 2013
...offer from a young black gentleman here in the deep south to basically be ourslave
Do it cause you have some work, and can use him...not as a mercy move If the kid is solid, nevr lies or steals from you...then fuckin bring him in!!...
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tripseekerx
May 23rd, 2013
Article: Discussion: Top Qualities a Poker Player Can Have
Yup, big list of 14 more things even
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tripseekerx
May 23rd, 2013
Find the slut
You talkin about Blossom'
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tripseekerx
May 22nd, 2013
Started a bankroll challenge
Ive rolled up quick myself...every week in fact
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tripseekerx
May 22nd, 2013
Find the slut
When you get to know women like I know women, youll realize how insanely idiotic this question/challenge is.... In general, chicks hop onto way more dicks than ever imagined, or reported...at least a hundred a piece... That's why if you see their vag's, they resemble holes someone kicked into the side of dead boars, AND they smell like hot garbage!!! Question=Moot
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tripseekerx
May 21st, 2013
Greg Merson Throwing Out First Pitch at O's/Yankees Tonight
Greg, I already like you, and am a fan for sure....BUT....I also really need you to really whiz that fckn ball as hard as you can..like your back leg should fly back full on body throw that fckn ball bro right at that catcher...focus on a super hard throw!!! NOT your aim...PLease do not lob it, or fagthrow it...that'll be unnaccaptable!!!! And thusly be a champion of men once again!!!
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tripseekerx
May 21st, 2013
So I am moving to Australia, Need some help
Dood, yu gonna make it MAYBE aweek before your homesick...First bad day there, and BAMMO!!, I want Mommy!!! Seriously dog, just to cover the other side of the spectrum, don't make any long contracts!! NOthing over 6 mos...
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tripseekerx
May 21st, 2013
Article: Ultimate Poker Traffic Up 27% Week Over Week
Negative Nancy needs to get the sand out of her vagina!
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tripseekerx
May 21st, 2013
RIP Ray Manzarek
Ray was the doors....Without him it would have been a mess
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tripseekerx
May 20th, 2013
Article: Annie Duke Issues New UB Statement, Regrets Promoting UltimateBet
Eventually we'll get to the whole god-mode feature..once the fat cunt shuts her spew hole
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tripseekerx
May 19th, 2013
I Thought Solitary Confinement in Iran Was Bad -- Then I Went Inside America's Prison
ya, on the squash..for sure man if ya get the op..feel free to bark at me in PD...lol
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tripseekerx
May 18th, 2013
I Thought Solitary Confinement in Iran Was Bad -- Then I Went Inside America's Prison
[QUOTE=Gotskillz;7336252]No hard feelings. I was a dick to you and did make assumptions that can very well be false, and I apologize if I offended you. I said some shit that clearly wen't too far/ We obviously hit a chord with each other...but it is all good. Don't feel like you need to leave the forum cuz of this dumb beef with me.... and feel free to be yourself and post whatever you want. It is not on me to tell you what to do or say. Consider the issue squashed on my end. Good luck in future.[/QUOTE ya, on the squash..for sure man if ya get the op..feel free to bark at me in PD...lol
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tripseekerx
May 18th, 2013
I Thought Solitary Confinement in Iran Was Bad -- Then I Went Inside America's Prison
"Just stop trolling me and I will leave you alone as well. Deal' " ya, absolutely dood...I wasn't lookin for an escalation with you...it just happened your read on me is still foul...shouldn't bother me, but it does a little..will investigate to see if 'leak' or not.. will consider your comment about me being here/posting etc etc...
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tripseekerx
May 18th, 2013
Article: I Lost Everything, But I Really Enjoyed Poker and Kept Going in Freerolls
530 registered Polish PocketFivers !!!! awesome!!! Go Poland!!!
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tripseekerx
May 17th, 2013
I Thought Solitary Confinement in Iran Was Bad -- Then I Went Inside America's Prison
You gots me wrong, you wanted the pissing contest!!! came at me like I was a punk...MADE me say shit that made you say shit..i aint sellin nuttin...what is , is , what is...right now we talking bout a bunch of yesterdays...you couldn't handle me now a day, id kick you in your shin and youd tell me fuck you and leave..don't even lie bitch!!! And if you were slick enough to dodge it and wear me out, sure I might have that heart attack, but i'll empty my flare pistol in your chest!! (real convicts cant have guns)//so then what//me to hospital for drugs and nurses, you big fuckin smoking hole in ...
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tripseekerx
May 16th, 2013
"I'm a Stander. Deal with it."
shoulda been poll'
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tripseekerx
May 16th, 2013
"I'm a Stander. Deal with it."
The Esfandiary method'
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tripseekerx
May 16th, 2013
"I'm a Stander. Deal with it."
Auto shitter 9000....shit while grinding!!!..comes with wonderwipe attachment
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tripseekerx
May 16th, 2013
"I'm a Stander. Deal with it."
^^^^ new toilet with autowipe /#gallery.html
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tripseekerx
May 16th, 2013
"I'm a Stander. Deal with it."

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tripseekerx
May 16th, 2013