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PLO 6 max do you raise river????
was called a donk and laughed at for not raising here......i just feel like if he has air he cant call and the chances hes value raising a boat with 9 in it are very slim and he still cant really call if i raise...i feel like QQ109 or 99xx are well within his range...let me know if im wrong and should of put another raise in..... Stage #2000103342: Omaha Pot Limit $0.25 - 2010-04-13 16:43:51 (ET) Table: CARY (Real Money) Seat #5 is the dealer Seat 5 - LITTLEBUSTER ($24.82 in chips) Seat 6 - 10000MANIACS ($24.16 in chips) Seat 1 - GODINHO ($25.83 in chips) Seat 2 - KAFFELNIKOV ($42.91 in ...
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Apr 13th, 2010
Re:Drunken purchases
was hammered one night at a party when i was 19 (5 yrs ago), gave a friend an 8ball to slang and make his broke ass some money....i left shortly after and heard he snorted the whole ball within 2 hrs with some girls and got no pussy....sfobv never got paid.... as far as tipping one time a waitress mentioned how she could get off early but hadnt made enough yet....i gave her a $100 and told her to go home....was on a double date and did a lil too much pre funkin and thought it would make me look cool...more like an idiot
Posted in: Off Topic 		uh ooh
Apr 6th, 2010
Re:I hate the people that I work with
1. I have the worst job in the comapany so dont come complaining to me about how your underpaid or overworked. 2. I get that you have no life and dont want to leave on time....but I do so lets get GTFO'a here! 3. Dont care how cold the office down to my warehouse for a day and then GFY 4. Lastly and this goes for every person alive....DONT TELL ME HOW YOU HATE BEING FAT WHEN YOU CONTINUESSLY DO NOTHING ABOUT IT!! Shit I hate that your fat so i cant imagine how you feel....just stop eating so much and quit being so fucking lazy...Seriously the president of my company is a woman with a ...
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Feb 22nd, 2010
looking for a winning plo player to show some HH's too
title says it all.....felt confident in my game a few months ago and now it seems i cant win....im playin .10/.25 - .50/1.00....
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Feb 18th, 2010
Re:MTV is a little late
cant believe what im hearing beavis and butthead are classic (i was even butthead for halloween when i was in jr high) but not in comparison to sp......as far as cartoons, it goes south park #1 and then all others distantly trailing.....ive seen the queef episode 5 or 6 times and i still tear up everytime butters gets queefed on
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Feb 10th, 2010
Re:What's your fav discontinued drink?

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Feb 4th, 2010
Re:Had my first chubby last night.....
she was probably 30-50 lbs overweight for her size.....the sex wasnt all that horrible but the foreplay was a big turnoff.....so funny about joining the club, same thing most of my friends said.....fun fact- it was at my buddys house and it was his wifes friend at 5 am in his sisters room while watching snow dogs with cuba gooding jr and when i woke up she was gone lol
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Jan 31st, 2010
Had my first chubby last night.....
im 23 yrs old and had sex with a girl most would say is overweight for the first time and i gotta say im not a fan......skinny chicks FTW! Anyone that prefers bigger ladies please explain why' And also FUCK YOU JIM BEAM! BASTURD!
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Jan 31st, 2010
Re:Bored? Try to figure these puzzles out.
....and to be perfectly honest with you....i have no brother....it was me, i ate sheep shit
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Jan 19th, 2010
Re:Almost impossible to bluff
ive had this ailment before but cured it by betting bigger and 3 betting pre in position more often....people are more reluctant to call multiple pot bets at the micro stakes....especially if you've shown strentgh pre flop, but are very keen to calling 1/2 pot/valuish bets....most people are thinking about how they're playing and assume you are playin similar to them and the type of hands they 3 bet are big pairs and AK....so my advise would be to bluff early chip up until u get caught and then tighten up a lil post flop and get paid off (.10/.25-.25/50 analysis)
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		uh ooh
Jan 19th, 2010
Re:My friend's murderer was found guilty today..
my dad was murdered in 2000 guy only got 11 yrs......be happy with 22
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Jan 15th, 2010
Re:year end confessions for 2009
SEX - Had an average year sex wise.....got cheated on couple days before valentines day so i fucked a couple of my ex's friends which she heard all about, and also fucked a girl in my apartments who had biggest tits ever DRUGS- Was a major pill head (oxy) and got way to into it and didnt pay rent, insurance, or electric....had to ask my mom to bail me out and she did and so i stopped cold turkey been nine months no pills no powder (mini brag) ROCK N ROLL - Had an awesome year music wise....went to Bumbershoot in Seattle, many local hip hop shows and recently saw Spoon and Black Joe ...
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Dec 31st, 2009
Re:Any "Epicish" Grinds People Wanna share?
one time i wanted to make a 20 minute phone call but only had 20 cents....played 1c/2c until i had 1.05 and the call was paid for.....my grandma was so happy to hear from me
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Dec 25th, 2009
Re:50NL Hand. Bad Fold?
scary board bud i prolly just check call all 3 streets as donk as it sounds
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		uh ooh
Dec 25th, 2009
Longest tirade ever.....hilarious..... merry x mas
pretty funny stuff.....i flopped top and bottom +Q high flush draw vs his J high flush draw and pair....he turns three 4s i river flush and he goes off.....5 mins later we get it in again this time i have JJJ vs 555 he turns quads and still doesnt stop.....pretty funny stuff << Result for Hand 1818574073 >> UH OOH wins ($28.70) with (Flush, king high). RFK9: unreal RFK9: good one donkey RFK9: my gosh you fkkn donks are so bad << Result for Hand 1818575015 >> SENOR LOCO wins ($3.82 chips). UH OOH: lol RFK9: yeah shove it in there donk RFK9: well played UH ...
Posted in: Bad Beats 		uh ooh
Dec 25th, 2009
Re:what made you choose your screen names?
the year raymer won the main event.....josh arieh was in a pot against harry demetriou with a flush draw vs top pair......when he rivered the flush he sat back down and said "uh ooh"
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		uh ooh
Dec 11th, 2009
Re:Turning the corner in PLO....
yea thats exactly how i feel cal.....and today was one of those days....played another sess lost 6 buy ins in under an hour....so sickening
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		uh ooh
Dec 11th, 2009
Turning the corner in PLO....
Finally feel confident in most all situations playin 6 max and HU PLO.....reason im posting is because i had set vs set 5 times today in an hour (playin 4 tables).....had the lower set 4 times and the one time i had the big one i lost to runner runner straight.....amazingly enough i only ended up losing 2 buy ins after my 3 hour sess....which felt like a win to me Just realized this post is pointless....but i lurk too much anyway
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		uh ooh
Dec 11th, 2009
Re:Who wants poker legalized?
you tellin me you've never been at a table with a guy in a wheelchair and oxygen tank....u need to play 4/8 at the indian casinos more
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		uh ooh
Dec 11th, 2009
Re:Time to rank thewood503
Ill cosign this....remember playin 4-8 limit at la center with kyle when we were both 18....oh how the world turns
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Dec 8th, 2009
Re:relaxing poker without the herb?
ur a loser....post less
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		uh ooh
Oct 28th, 2009
Re:Share your worst sexual experience
About 4 years ago i was out with 2 buddies and this chick who was kinda hangin out with my friend but he hadnt closed yet......well were on the way to drop me off at 2 am at my moms in portland (i lived in vancouver at the time) and im in the back with this girl and i mention we should hang out sometime.....she says how bout right now. I lol and then we get out at my moms go in and start fucking downstairs instantly, 5-10 mins in a light gets flipped on and shes straddling me nude in the living room and theres my mom like WTF!!!! I scream at her and she goes away........well me and the girl ...
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Oct 16th, 2009
Re:Ship the west to the nuggets?
i honestly dont care who wins i just wanna see kobe vs lebron in the finals......would be so sick to see these guys go head up
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May 15th, 2009
Re:My moms an alcoholic
my moms an alky now and i love it she raised me and my older bro by herself and never had a sip.....now that we've been out of the house a few years she drinks 5 bottles of wine a week
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May 15th, 2009
Re:Tits or ass?
thanks for making me spit OJ all over my work computer................dick! Think about what looks better at the bar a girl with wide hips and a big ass or a skinny girl big tits. TITS FTW!
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Apr 29th, 2009
Re:I think I have great taste in TV shows....what u think?
Lost = Stupidest show ever my best friend and his gf our hooked on this show and i give them shit for it constantly.
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Apr 28th, 2009
Re:Can you get booted out of College for trying to
Never bribe someone with peso's.......dont think its possible
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Apr 21st, 2009
Re:This hand I'm the Villain, wondering what Hero should do
Whats the point of this post'
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		uh ooh
Apr 16th, 2009
8 game mix HH question.......
PokerStars Game #27045774079: 8-Game (Omaha Pot Limit, $0.25/$0.50) - 2009/04/13 9:13:03 PT [2009/04/13 12:13:03 ET] Table 'Ciurlionis III' 6-max Seat #1 is the button Seat 1: -cKe- ($33.20 in chips) Seat 2: queeng ($39.10 in chips) Seat 3: Nitram_10 ($38.40 in chips) Seat 4: #Dennis9010 ($75 in chips) Seat 5: uh ooh ($47.95 in chips) Seat 6: Arrowlimit ($52.35 in chips) queeng: posts small blind $0.25 Nitram_10: posts big blind $0.50 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to uh ooh [5d Jd Ad As] #Dennis9010: folds uh ooh: raises $1 to $1.50 Arrowlimit: raises $3.75 to $5.25 -cKe-: folds queeng: ...
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Apr 13th, 2009
Re:Soothing songs are good for poker......
lol at 758 talkin shit. why does it matter how many posts u have anyway' im a work lurker
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Apr 13th, 2009