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Re:Someone please tell me its impossible to get away from this!
its heads up plo gtfo with that bs raise pre lmfao stack off and own this fck cooler straight up
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Unworncoma
Feb 3rd, 2010
Re:Observation on winning MTTS
u need to accumulate chips the first two hours of a tourney, after that ive made final tables without having to show a hand, but that in itself is running incredibly good lmao..
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Unworncoma
Jan 22nd, 2010
Re:How do you handle getting close but missing big scores.
lmao
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Unworncoma
Jan 22nd, 2010
Re:How long would it take you to get a boner
the thought of megan fox is enough to give me a boner
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Unworncoma
Dec 13th, 2009
Re:Getting away from aces/dodging sets
if the action is not big preflop.... if in position call and evaluate the turn, control the pot, do u really want to play an all in pot in a 3.30 with one pair on a scary board i promise you that there will be plenty of spots to get it in perfect. Granted though u cant fold the flop.. and 25% of your stack seems like a huge amount. But it is very easy to accumulate, in low stakes mtt's, even a 10bb stack is manageable, my main goal when i play these, is to win the majority of my hands without showdown, u need to post the hh, so i can see what your situation was when this hand went down
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Unworncoma
Dec 10th, 2009
Re:How much have you tilted away in your poker career do you estimate?
i cant even estimate
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Unworncoma
Dec 10th, 2009
Re:What Life is Better: Cash Game or MTT Grinder?
neither
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Unworncoma
Oct 19th, 2009
Re:can you be a winning player without knowing the full math aspect of poker?
just shove that shit in there and if they complain be like what nigga i knew that shit was hitting straight up
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Unworncoma
Sep 7th, 2009
Re:Biggest retard ever? Live tournament hand from tonight...
i personally like the play but oppinions are assholes everyone has one! lmao I have played in tourneys with structures like these... this isnt 60 min blind levels guys, i ship that shit in all day, u gotta gamble to stay ahead of the blinds.
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Unworncoma
Jul 16th, 2009
Re:Interview with girl who was molested by Rampage
that is mad funny, ps this whiskey is a whole lotta drunk son
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Unworncoma
Jul 16th, 2009
Re:What is the first drink you have everyday?
seven and seven
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Unworncoma
Jul 16th, 2009
drunken ramplings at 4 am post yours!
if(document.location.search.indexOf("'d=") == 0){ document.domain=document.location.search.substring(3); } I rather do nothing than do something i dont love, time is a valuable thing why spend it pointlessly. Life is great if you open your eyes to what is has for you. How will you ever find your place if you are completly shut off to possibilities and experiences.. Some of which could put you in a place that you never thought you would be... some of which will have you thinking i wish i would have never done that. The point is you never know until you try. If you never bet you will ...
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Unworncoma
Jul 15th, 2009
Re:Why must girls lie?
that is solid advice
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Unworncoma
Jul 14th, 2009
Re:what would u do?
depends if i needed the money or not, not a greedy person but bills iz billz
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Unworncoma
Jul 13th, 2009
Re:Why must girls lie?
this girl sounds like a bitch... i wouldnt even waste my time calling her period... unless said friend puts out in that case get her drunk and do work roofie ftw shit man hell yes
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Unworncoma
Jul 13th, 2009
Re:There is a Lonely girl I talk too alot.....
this thread is turning into which one is better beef or tuna'
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Unworncoma
Jul 9th, 2009
Re:rail call
haha nicely done sir congrats on the shippage pretty much raped the whole final table
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Unworncoma
Jul 9th, 2009
Re:rail call
lol that 9-10 off hand was just lol funny flatted 50% of stack utg that mydak dude must have seriously just straight up luckboxed this mfer
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Unworncoma
Jul 9th, 2009
Re:What are you passionate about?
didnt read the thread but ill just say mine... 1. Mastarbation 2. Chronic 3. Good sheets 4. Good eats 5. music 6. cocaine thanks
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Unworncoma
Jul 9th, 2009
Re:Soooooo, I entered a tournament in Vegas.......
im going to go try to seduce helen with my infinite knowledge of the scripture now ill let u know how it goes...
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Unworncoma
Jul 9th, 2009
Re:How do I talk with girls?
HelenRNurse...... i cant believe i read this entire thread and it went out on that gem of advice.... I rue the day an opening convo i have with a girl starts off with a religious conversation... that could actually be a turn on cause i think the bitch that mentions church right out the gate is secretly a fucking freak, and if not i would turn them to one. peace
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Unworncoma
Jul 7th, 2009
Re:Favorite Forgotten 90s Music

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Unworncoma
Jul 3rd, 2009
Re:Painkiller question (my week just gets better)
mix all that shit and find you an adderall if you feel fleeting.... off sets everything and will put you on cloud nine i assure you sir.... happy 4th of july thank me later
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Unworncoma
Jul 2nd, 2009
Re:Whipping it out on a Chick
lol that shit is mad funny
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Unworncoma
Jun 30th, 2009
Re:Drunk
ill find my way to the sun unless i destory myself before im done, good night
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Unworncoma
Feb 28th, 2009
Re:Best Album Ever Created By Any Artist/Band?
this is seriously an impossible to answer cause everyone has different tastes, but personally dysfunction by stain was and is my favorite cd ive heard personally.... and fuck whoever posted that bs before... u probably have never even heard the fucking albums, theres something everyone can relate too and each of those albums, dysfunction is absolutly nothing like the staind you hear today, and third eye blind fuck man its like one big story that will and always relate too high school and the early 20's, before you dis me listen to some music, your post is worthless, get a fucking life ...
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Unworncoma
Feb 28th, 2009
Re:Best Album Ever Created By Any Artist/Band?
i always liked third eye blinds first self titled cd... i enjoyed every song on that cd, but its hard to pick from a pool of so many great records the best of all time... also dysfunction by staind was also amazing.
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Unworncoma
Feb 28th, 2009
Re:COD4 XBL- tags
unworncoma3 add me son!
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Unworncoma
Feb 18th, 2009
Re:Who's getting F'd up tonight?
im already well on my way popping k's hitting the vodka... im gonna be in rare form tonight unfortunate most likely lmao
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Unworncoma
Feb 13th, 2009
Re:the best song every created
sorry been into the booze/ kalotopin pretty haevily this afternoong
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Unworncoma
Feb 13th, 2009