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Cool new Ron Paul political ad
"Hear", idiot* Punctuation is a skill This thread has made me just shake my head at each post you have posted...
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USCswimmer
Oct 9th, 2011
quite possibly the biggest piece of crap I have ever encounter(rant)
Agree with jay. OP you tilt me, if I was the hotdog vendor and some dick from the bar came outside and ranted to me about 'how i should give the homeless guy food' I would tell you to fuck off. * Vendor needs to make money, and he can't feed all of the homeless people... If you were downtown I am sure there was a Jimmy Johns, or a late night pizza place that was open and you could have fed him yourself.
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USCswimmer
Oct 1st, 2011
quite possibly the biggest piece of crap I have ever encounter(rant)
this
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USCswimmer
Oct 1st, 2011
Who has the right of way?
Whenever I am turning right in this situation, I always stay in the right lane. Whenever I am turning left in this situation, I always stay in the left lane * I guess I always thought it was okay to do this (on the right turn) because whenever I am the one turning left I see so many people jump lanes after turning left, hence why I wait for the all the right turners to get out of the way before going left
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USCswimmer
Sep 28th, 2011
Who has the right of way?
Ok if you are behind me blairing the horn, what if I go ahead and turn left (while people on other side are going right) and someone decides to get into the left lane immediately' Am I just doomed to hit them I guess'
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USCswimmer
Sep 28th, 2011
Who has the right of way?
Lol, I'm a bad driver because I might be wrong on one tiny subject that rarely comes up. Assumptions much' I am sure you are a perfect driver and I will strive to be more like you. Thanks for the contribution
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USCswimmer
Sep 28th, 2011
Who has the right of way?
lol ya, thats why I have never been in an accident, never had a ticket...because I'm such a terrible driver... * let's switch it up, I am the villain.... * If I am waiting to turn left on a non green arrow green light, I wait until EVERYONE from the right lane has turned and is gone. Here is an example from my daily drive: * I am waiting to turn left and then I get a green left turn arrow into a two lane drive (same picture as OP, just I am villain and I have the green left arrow), there are people waiting to turn right from the other side on a red light (obviously they can go if there is no ...
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USCswimmer
Sep 28th, 2011
Who has the right of way?
yes, and it should be free and open all the time because you have A GREEN LIGHT!!! There is absolutely no situation in which someone turning right (on a green light) should ever have to worry about the person turning left from the other side of the road. If OP turns right on his green light and decides to get in the left lane and someone who is turning left from the other way hits him, then that person is at fault. OP....Right turn+Green light=complete right of way to either lane Villain...No green left turn arrow+people turning right on other side=yield to people turning right no matter ...
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USCswimmer
Sep 28th, 2011
Who has the right of way?
My bad, accident, meant to only copy the one below you... fixed
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USCswimmer
Sep 28th, 2011
Who has the right of way?
There is no yield sign (if I am reading the OP correctly), therefore the left turn person can ONLY turn when it is all clear.... Person turning right=right of way...person turning left has to yield to that person ALL THE TIME. This is not like switching lanes whenever they want, this is a merging situation (where one person clearly has the right of way over the other). Sigh
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USCswimmer
Sep 28th, 2011
Who has the right of way?
No If there is two lanes, the person turning right still has the right of way no matter what...what if the person turning right immediatly gets into the left lane' This is legal, and if the person turning left hits the person turning right (and merging into the left lane), then that person who turned left is still at fault
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USCswimmer
Sep 28th, 2011
tree-fiddy-some
Nope, but thats because the girl would be 10 and Chris Hansen would make me have a seat... But I see your point (I was just trying to troll anyways)
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USCswimmer
Sep 23rd, 2011
tree-fiddy-some
33 on monday...at what point do you stop saying 'cougars' and say 'girls in my age range'
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USCswimmer
Sep 23rd, 2011
Attn Rizen/David Jung/Anyone at Merge
Yeah but he registered for a tournament that was already ITM...
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USCswimmer
Sep 22nd, 2011
Jon Stewart Blasts Media for Ignoring Ron Paul
Jesse Ventura has asked RP to be his running mate....but I think Gary Johnson would be a great fit...
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USCswimmer
Sep 22nd, 2011
Attn Rizen/David Jung/Anyone at Merge
I just want to know if I cashed...I def enjoyed the people regging and scooping those bounties tho :)
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USCswimmer
Sep 22nd, 2011
Jon Stewart Blasts Media for Ignoring Ron Paul
someone embed plz, new ad for today ****** Also, I know that Obama is a Christian as well...but he isn't a Bible Thumper like Bush was. They are all liars and it is all corrupt, RP is a breath of fresh air
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USCswimmer
Sep 22nd, 2011
Jon Stewart Blasts Media for Ignoring Ron Paul
Please don't bring Religion into the White House again.... PLease please please please please....
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USCswimmer
Sep 22nd, 2011
aq shove or fold bubble with a guy sitting out please help !
fold, wait for AA. That's all I do
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USCswimmer
Sep 22nd, 2011
Jon Stewart Blasts Media for Ignoring Ron Paul
Sorry, I didn't know how to embed vids, thanks matt
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USCswimmer
Sep 22nd, 2011
Jon Stewart Blasts Media for Ignoring Ron Paul

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USCswimmer
Sep 22nd, 2011
Attn Rizen/David Jung/Anyone at Merge
So last night I played in a 16.50 turbo bounty....late reg was open for the whole tournament....I think I cashed (said i busted in 18th when 18 pay) but people were still regging....when we got down to 22 handed, we started with 130ish people, but we kept getting more and more randoms joining in. * by the time i busted we were up to almost 180 people! So I am not sure if i made the money or not (because after i busted, people were sitll regging...went down to 18, back up to 25ish and that continued for a while) * I am wondering what the resolution will be of this....I kept checking on the ...
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USCswimmer
Sep 22nd, 2011
merge mtt profitable for anyone ?
Sigh, I didn't make it on Kevmodes list of best players. Welp, time to kill myself!
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USCswimmer
Sep 22nd, 2011
Whats my play with this c*nt?
wtf, where are the pics' This is ridiculous how we are letting him get away with BLATANTLY ignoring the 'post pics' demands ITT... * Ban OP, close thread imo
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USCswimmer
Sep 19th, 2011
20 Years old. Heading to Las Vegas in November, any advice?
you played on all three'
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USCswimmer
Sep 18th, 2011
The Adventures of Chick 3
OMG you are so in on this...you gotta hook up with her, make her get tattoo of you (should be ez) then peace out
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USCswimmer
Sep 14th, 2011
20 Years old. Heading to Las Vegas in November, any advice?
so what are you going to do in the other 4' cash 100% of the time' That is too much. /level close thread imo
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USCswimmer
Sep 13th, 2011
20 Years old. Heading to Las Vegas in November, any advice?
You are only playing 5 tournaments a month' And even if you want to run as good/pure as you think you can, you will only be bringing home $200/mo' Another note, you want to mix in 'a few $125+ tournaments'...and you just think you will ship these or cash them consistently' If you don't cash just FOUR of those, that is 1/4th of your bankroll sir... I agree with who ever said the earlier post of use the 2k to just have a super awesome Vegas week/weekend. Here should be your plan: -book flight in advance, $400.00 for two people (hopefully you have a girl you can convince to go with you to ...
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USCswimmer
Sep 13th, 2011
Very interesting Cash Game hand...
I'm not sure what double is saying there... * but anyways, I took the printouts of this thread and 2+2 (same thing) to the poker room. I asked for the manager of the floor, but he was not working so they gave me manager on duty. I gave him the papers, explained what the situation was, and then he thanked me. He read them over in front of me and basically agreed that I was right and that I should have demanded more floor people. * I agree with him that I should have done this, but I figured since there were 3 floor people already watching my hand that it would be enough. * Oh, FYI, the reason ...
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USCswimmer
Sep 12th, 2011
Lets Go Patriots!!!!!!!!!!
one time'
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USCswimmer
Sep 12th, 2011