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*NBA Conference Finals*
heat are still the favorites
Posted in: Off Topic 		voorh33s
Jun 1st, 2012
Cold Turkey; 3-4 liters of wine a night to nothing for a month <long and boring?>
why are you quitting cold turkey when it's known that alcohol withdrawal is deadly' You're not some college jackass who is making a thread about quitting beer cuz you slammed a case of natty a night for 2 weeks...you're slamming 4 bottles of wine a nigh for what seems like many months minimum, this is different. Do some research and come up with a real plan you fucknut. Use brain please...
Posted in: Off Topic 		voorh33s
Jun 1st, 2012
welp..here we go.
^ lol
Posted in: Off Topic 		voorh33s
May 31st, 2012
Game Of Thrones Season Two **No Spoilers posted ITT please**
One paragraph was directed at you, it contained one swear word directed at you. Thought you could handle it bro, my bad. The next book, a storm of swords, is the consensus best book of the series and some say the best ever written for the genre, I think we should both calm down and give the books another chance after this season.
Posted in: Off Topic 		voorh33s
May 31st, 2012
*NBA Conference Finals*
I haven't talked basketball in a while but is it the consensus these days that rondo > any of the "big 3"' I feel like it's been that way for a good while now. I used to rant at ppl who put him in their top 5 PGs but nowadays it's pretty tough to dispute. One of the most exciting to watch players in the league too imo and I fucking hate the celtics. dude stfu
Posted in: Off Topic 		voorh33s
May 30th, 2012
welp..here we go.
it can't be this bad, I'm not gonna respond to him anymore, has to be a level. look at this poor loser drinking budlight
Posted in: Off Topic 		voorh33s
May 30th, 2012
welp..here we go.
man you were doing such a good job at being a normal, likable person and explaining your actions that way sounds perfectly reasonable...then your cunt mouth just couldn't control itself.
Posted in: Off Topic 		voorh33s
May 30th, 2012
The Julian Assange Show: Occupy Movement
Would bet a fair amount of money I could predict NCJ's position/response to any current event/political issue cuz they are always the same. One of the most boring broken records ever. replace ow my balls with bill o reilly or any other republican biased newscast and you have mine and every other OTers mental image of ncj in a nutshell. Keep postin cool original thoughts bro. America...FUCK YEAH!!!
Posted in: Off Topic 		voorh33s
May 30th, 2012
welp..here we go.
You're at a friends bday dinner and you refuse to eat the food cuz it's applebees' Where's killingbird, I wanna apologize to him for calling him the biggest douche in the universe, I was clearly mistaken. This is 100% the only explanation. This dude constantly talks down on other ppl even if he doesnt know them, won't eat at certain restaurants cuz he's "above it", takes "pride in being able to buy expensive beer" (how is that even real'), etc etc. There's 100% without a doubt no fucking way on earth this guy has any friends. And if he does, it's just a couple people he knows who ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		voorh33s
May 30th, 2012
welp..here we go.
fail sigh
Posted in: Off Topic 		voorh33s
May 29th, 2012
welp..here we go.
Idk about 40+, bud light is 4.2%. Maybe close. Either way, wtf is his point and how do ppl not understand that there's a time and place for both types of beer. It's like they've never been to a party before. If you're trying to get your drink on and party, leave your 6 pack of faggy ass beer at home and grab a cup and fill it with keg beer you fucking pussy. Enjoy the fact that you can party all night, slam 20 drinks and still be standing. You aren't there for the taste. If you're relaxing at your house watching a sporting event or basically just doing anything casual, then sip your ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		voorh33s
May 29th, 2012
Paul Williams Paralyzed
downbylaw, you're so stupid it's annoying. Every post you make ITT makes you more and more annoyingly stupid. Shut the fuck up already you annoying stupid motherfucker.
Posted in: Off Topic 		voorh33s
May 29th, 2012
Naked Man Shot by Miami Police while Eating Victim's Face

Posted in: Off Topic 		voorh33s
May 29th, 2012
The Julian Assange Show: Occupy Movement
dude has "America, FUCK YEAH!" tattooed on his forehead...don't waste your time.
Posted in: Off Topic 		voorh33s
May 29th, 2012
Game Of Thrones Season Two **No Spoilers posted ITT please**
Umm really. I did the same but read about 250 or so before the show started and I just stopped cuz I'm lazy as fuck and refreshing webpages is my passion not turning book pages. Anyways, to anyone who was thinking about reading the books, don't take that post seriously. It's not confusing at all. Like 9/10 chapters in this book are either Tyrion or a familiar Stark. And not to be a book snob but the high points of the first few eps were the Tyrion/Cersei and Tyrion/Spider exchanges that came closest to resembling the book so basically what I'm saying is, fuck your post. Yes, you ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		voorh33s
May 29th, 2012
Road Sodas
oh well then yeah I love road sodas. Never do em when I'm hammered tho, that's just tarded. A good afternoon drive going wherever with a captain and coke to sip on and a fresh stogue, that's nice.
Posted in: Off Topic 		voorh33s
May 25th, 2012
Road Sodas
I don't know what a road soda is but I want to know, so can I post here'
Posted in: Off Topic 		voorh33s
May 25th, 2012
Game Of Thrones Season Two **No Spoilers posted ITT please**
/#post6889291 fucking shut up about the books please, no more excuses
Posted in: Off Topic 		voorh33s
May 25th, 2012
Game of Thrones - A Clash of Kings Official Book Snob Thread
Spoil away, speculate, masturbate, do whatever you want in here. Feel free to stop clogging and ruining the TV show thread with pointless bickering and tedious nonsense, thanks! So how about page 58' I experienced sooo much joy when I flipped that page, it just triggered a sensation and captivated my emotions so much better than a damn tv ever could. 2 months late'
Posted in: Off Topic 		voorh33s
May 25th, 2012
How can I retrieve the treasure at the bottom of my retention pond?
Pretty much, and when you mix boredom, alcohol, large egos, and shit talking ummm basically to answer your question, no we don't learn, its ridic
Posted in: Off Topic 		voorh33s
May 24th, 2012
How can I retrieve the treasure at the bottom of my retention pond?
wow this is a really great idea, thanks. Would prob go up to around 200 if there was a legit dude like this who could pretty much guarantee retrieving most of them. Like I said, there's 500+ dollars and some sentimental discs in there, my first ace disc is in there ffs *tear*.
Posted in: Off Topic 		voorh33s
May 24th, 2012
How can I retrieve the treasure at the bottom of my retention pond?
loool
Posted in: Off Topic 		voorh33s
May 24th, 2012
How can I retrieve the treasure at the bottom of my retention pond?
I am the gator whisperer
Posted in: Off Topic 		voorh33s
May 24th, 2012
How can I retrieve the treasure at the bottom of my retention pond?
Story: There's a massive field right next to a pond outside my backdoor. We use this field to launch discs and since we're terrible, we turn them over into the pond all the time. Over the last 4 months, between this and getting drunk and trying to launch them end to end over the pond, we've lost somewhere between 40-50 discs. Most of them brand new so we're talking a good 500+ dollars easily. Now, if you've ever disc golfed before, throwing into the water isn't always that big of a deal. Usually you can retrieve them out without getting wet, get knee deep and get them, or have ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		voorh33s
May 24th, 2012
Game Of Thrones Season Two **No Spoilers posted ITT please**
yes but that's okay, the last 2 episodes will be off da chain. I hate to say it but I think tyrion just lost his emmy after that highschool acting performance he gave last episode. Maybe I was just super baked but I remember thinking to myself 'oh man this is terrible, he's just pretending, god this is awful, stick to witty one liners, tyrion'....just sayin. also, can't wait to see this mance raider pimp. Former Night's Watch member, biggest army, has delt with wildlings, others, giants, and god knows what else. I think the stuff north of the wall is very interesting and has the ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		voorh33s
May 24th, 2012
Game Of Thrones Season Two **No Spoilers posted ITT please**
lol wp
Posted in: Off Topic 		voorh33s
May 22nd, 2012
Game Of Thrones Season Two **No Spoilers posted ITT please**
can we stop arguing about the level of joy you can get from reading and just talk about the fucking show plz, no one cares about your joy levels
Posted in: Off Topic 		voorh33s
May 22nd, 2012
What's Wrong With the NHL.
The problem with hockey is that no one cares about it.
Posted in: Off Topic 		voorh33s
May 21st, 2012
Jon Jones arrested for possible DUI
lol what's that supposed to mean'
Posted in: Off Topic 		voorh33s
May 21st, 2012
Jon Jones arrested for possible DUI
"wedlock" lol
Posted in: Off Topic 		voorh33s
May 20th, 2012