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Your preference in women
Black Latina White Asian - never tried one, but won't be surprised if asian jumps past white Indian/Middle Eastern - no interest
Posted in: Off Topic 		WarpedWorld
May 17th, 2012
OT Confessions
I fucking love this gif. For some reason, I keep on analyzing the cats. I'm very impressed with the grey cat's explosive first step. The second B/W cat take a step and looks away, BOOM! Combine that with a solid ground and pound game although the B/W cat escaped with ease, I feel that grey cat has a future in catfighting..
Posted in: Off Topic 		WarpedWorld
May 12th, 2012
What percentage of your monthly gross income do you pay for your mortgage?
definitely try to keep it under 25%. Gives you a wider margin for error, and more options. My condo mortgage plus HOA fees plus taxes/insurance takes up a lil over 50% of my take home pay. Worst mistake I've ever made. Now I'm stuck with a condo 70K below what I paid for it.
Posted in: Off Topic 		WarpedWorld
Apr 28th, 2012
Obama Paid A Lower Tax Rate Than His Secretary
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Posted in: Off Topic 		WarpedWorld
Apr 14th, 2012
Ok, so my new job absolutely sucks.
I hope you weren't following me around in Germantown.
Posted in: Off Topic 		WarpedWorld
Apr 10th, 2012
Women who don't give blowjobs
Most women can't even finish the job. Either my shit tastes nasty as fuck, or I run horrible with women.
Posted in: Off Topic 		WarpedWorld
Mar 31st, 2012
How big of a deal is the number of people your significant other has slept with?
For the most part, numbers doesn't bother me even tho mine own isn't high. However, I come from a small community where everyone pretty much is connected to everyone, and if this girl fucked several people I know especially friends, that shit bothers me. How the fuck am I going to date a girl that I know several buddies have banged or worse, done nastier things with her than I get to do'' I would prefer a massive slut who fucked 1,000 guys I dont know over a woman who have only fucked 5 guys but three of that are my buddies.
Posted in: Off Topic 		WarpedWorld
Mar 31st, 2012
Mega Millions! Going to be $600+ million on Friday!
Fuck! I declined to participate in my office pool since I already was in a couple of pools for the lotto... The holder/buyer of my office pool is from Baltimore County. If the office is empty when I show up on Monday, I'm going to commit suicide.
Posted in: Off Topic 		WarpedWorld
Mar 31st, 2012
***Official 2012 NFL Mock Draft for Off Topic***
NO way in hell Melvin Ingram is falling all the way down to 28th pick.
Posted in: Off Topic 		WarpedWorld
Mar 31st, 2012
Anonymous supposedly shutting down the internet on Saturday
No chance this happens. Anonymous aren't that good.
Posted in: Off Topic 		WarpedWorld
Mar 28th, 2012
am i wrong in thinking this is ridiculous?
Just tell them that in order to get the Playstation 3.. they will have to sell all of the other stuff.. whatever your kid chose, you win either way.
Posted in: Off Topic 		WarpedWorld
Mar 24th, 2012
*****Official 2012 NFL Free Agency signing thread*****
Terrible signing in Garcon. He barely caught 50% of Manning's passes to him. That says enough about his hands. Explosive playmaker if he can catch tho.. Josh Morgan is the real sleeper here. He have been showing signs of breaking out the last couple of years but 49ers offense and injuries held him back. If he stays healthy, this will be a major win for the Redskins.. Eddie Royal - meh
Posted in: Off Topic 		WarpedWorld
Mar 13th, 2012
How much is your monthly cell phone bill? Carrier? Minutes? Other features?
Sprint unlimited data only $35/ month
Posted in: Off Topic 		WarpedWorld
Mar 7th, 2012
Be sure to buy coffee from Starbucks on Valentine's Day
Excerpt from article: CHICAGO, Jan. 23, 2012 /PRNewswire-USNewswire/ -- A nationwide boycott of Starbucks stores and its products will be launched on Valentine's Day 2012. Its goal is to eliminate the risk of guns in public places and ultimately to bring sane gun laws to the U.S. This boycott is being called by the National Gun Victim's Action Council (NGAC), a network of 14 million gun victims, the faith community including the: Episcopal Peace Fellowship, United Church of Christ, Fellowship of Reconciliation (46 peace fellowships and 43 affiliate fellowships),secular groups working to ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		WarpedWorld
Jan 26th, 2012
What are you doing with your life (career-wise) and are you happy?
Auditor for the federal government. Hate it so fucking much, but not have much choice and don't know what to do with myself at 31 years old.
Posted in: Off Topic 		WarpedWorld
Jan 16th, 2012
show off you wallpaper/help me find one

Posted in: Off Topic 		WarpedWorld
Dec 20th, 2011
show off you wallpaper/help me find one

Posted in: Off Topic 		WarpedWorld
Dec 20th, 2011
lol wut?
Repost.. /#post6043072 In that thread, I posted a way to remove yourself from the website. Help yourself.
Posted in: Off Topic 		WarpedWorld
Nov 15th, 2011
Girl hears for first time.
How am I extremely ironing' If she relied on hearing aids her entire life, then she wasn't hearing her voice for the first time..
Posted in: Off Topic 		WarpedWorld
Oct 2nd, 2011
Girl hears for first time.
Quick Question - How much of a hearing loss you have' In terms of db... Also, isn't putting cochlear implants on babies, kind of forcing it upon them as well'
Posted in: Off Topic 		WarpedWorld
Oct 1st, 2011
Girl hears for first time.
I wouldn't say it's that they don't want to hear... it's pointless for some of them to try.. For example, I'm 31 years old and basically been completely deaf all my life. Using hearing aids, or cochlear implants would only barely improve my hearing to "hard of hearing level" and have to learn what sound is what, and how to understand phonics. Phonics alone would take me a very LONG time, probably a decade, and I still wouldn't be good at it anyhow. Besides, I've lived without sound for 30 years, and managed to do just fine. I'm not against regaining some hearing ability but just don't see the ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		WarpedWorld
Oct 1st, 2011
Girl hears for first time.
I'm completely deaf... I'm pretty sure the woman in the video is hard of hearing, since being able to hear sounds is a very important part of speech development. (I don't know how well she spoke, but judging on the responses, seems like she spoke well) Cochlear Implants doesn't restore people's hearing, only improves their hearing to a certain point depending on how much hearing loss the person had. The general deaf community isn't against cochlear implants but there are some people who are against cochlear implants because they feel threatened by the prospect of losing deaf culture and ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		WarpedWorld
Oct 1st, 2011
Is Andrew Luck the real deal?
I really hope Luck stays in college for another year...
Posted in: Off Topic 		WarpedWorld
Sep 16th, 2011
Show your NFL Pride ITT.
The irony!!!!!! He's a redshirt junior meaning he has another year of eligibility, YOU DUMBFUCK
Posted in: Off Topic 		WarpedWorld
Sep 7th, 2011
Show your NFL Pride ITT.
I'll LOL hard at anyone who hopes their team suck in order to draft Andrew Luck only to see him stay in college for another year. LMAO, I'm really praying for this to happen.
Posted in: Off Topic 		WarpedWorld
Sep 7th, 2011
Show your NFL Pride ITT.
[URL=""] Raiders will go 7-9 or 8-8 this year. Pats beat Packer in Super Bowl. Eagles will flop during the playoffs
Posted in: Off Topic 		WarpedWorld
Sep 5th, 2011
Help with responding
A friend of mine routinely gets emails from random people by mistake because he has a very common name. What he would like is some creative witty responses to fuck with the randoms. Help us out. His most recent email - "Did it work'" So far, we have come up with: 1. Yeah, I was able to get it up. 2. Yup, she's pregnant. 3. No, as result, I don't think the dog will ever be normal again. Anything else'
Posted in: Off Topic 		WarpedWorld
Aug 27th, 2011
Who is this year's Arian Foster?
You say u took Foster with your 2nd pick. I assume that is the 2nd round, no'
Posted in: Off Topic 		WarpedWorld
Aug 22nd, 2011
Who is this year's Arian Foster?
I'm laughing at the guy who thinks he's a genius for taking Foster in the 2nd round last year. Btw, my homerism says Michael Bush.
Posted in: Off Topic 		WarpedWorld
Aug 22nd, 2011
Find the slut
OP knows a lot of sluts.. what a life... My choice would be 5..
Posted in: Off Topic 		WarpedWorld
Aug 22nd, 2011