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Official "when are you going to be in Vegas this summer" thread?
june 23-30th, booked, event 44....my last trip to vegas (unless i win, then im coming back the next week to play the main of course) cizastro - you can give me rides to the airport out here lol
Posted in: Off Topic 		wowswift
May 8th, 2012
Happy Birthday Wowswift!!!
ty blonde for the old ass bump (yeah i just heard) and ty bfactor, shit you remember some details. everyone else. sorry i haven't replied. don't check this site as often and been busy. blonde is worrying me currently, but the business of life is busy, i keep my shit secret, cheers and 33, time for the behbay
Posted in: Off Topic 		wowswift
May 5th, 2012
Linen clothing - anyone own any?
its ugly, does it come in a different color scheme' but, since its a gift for helping you out, i don't think a random fashion addition would work. I guess think of things for the house, in my world, beer works.
Posted in: Off Topic 		wowswift
Apr 1st, 2012
OT'er in the WSOP
i said my goodbyes at the OT party last year, i knew it would be the last. honestly, f bgx. personal reasons there. but none the less, if OT scraped up 2k for you to play event #44, you're going. that's a 1k event, and pays for your shit to get there, maybe 1500 i haven't looked in prices but i figure 2k is good. you're daughters will already be graduated and you will only be getting 3rd in that event since i'm winning, and fmxer is getting 2nd. strict no chop policy I got 100 on blonde to go (only blonde obv)
Posted in: Off Topic 		wowswift
Apr 1st, 2012
Post pics of your seating arrangements
I'd post pics, but my couch is massive and won't work for you. Its awesome though, and I'm going to remove a wall for more room (not really for the couch though it would make a difference, but more to host poker games of course. no wall = more poker tables :) )
Posted in: Off Topic 		wowswift
Mar 31st, 2012
OT'er in the WSOP
lol yeah you can stake the baby in the wsop in 2034. i know when i'll be out there. obv hoping wein will coming shooting again so i can laugh :)
Posted in: Off Topic 		wowswift
Mar 31st, 2012
OT'er in the WSOP
lol shut your hole, unless I can have your purple vans
Posted in: Off Topic 		wowswift
Mar 31st, 2012
OT'er in the WSOP
i hate you all. no baby, i still need my torpedos till vegas
Posted in: Off Topic 		wowswift
Mar 31st, 2012
OT'er in the WSOP
i will play, and it will be my last time in Vegas for at least the next five years. since that is the planned place to make the baby of course. someone stake blonde so his ass can finally go.
Posted in: Off Topic 		wowswift
Mar 31st, 2012
Just sharing with the old ones still left:)
lolol the snoralax picture
Posted in: Off Topic 		wowswift
Mar 11th, 2012
Just sharing with the old ones still left:)
lolololol wtf where is that picture from'
Posted in: Off Topic 		wowswift
Mar 11th, 2012
Just sharing with the old ones still left:)
lololol stfu. you guys all suck and dizz, dunno....maybe sometime after we move and get settled in. either closing on the house this or next friday. that was fast. (though i won't go into the debacle of the other house we had in escrow, seller was a POS but oh well, this house is better and it appraises at 10k more than what we're paying)
Posted in: Off Topic 		wowswift
Mar 11th, 2012
Just sharing with the old ones still left:)
i hate you all. I AM NOT PREGO! NO BABIES YET! maybe in three or four more months, i will have the baby post. and dizz, haven't been in a long time. too damn busy ever since we went to vegas the first time in july. i need lazy slacking time to do nothing, and it escapes me :( though we did manage to squeeze in various reno and vegas trips since then. :) and i do agree, i hope we don't have a ginger kid :) it doesn't run in my family, i carry a dominate dark thick brown hair gene, and since my daughter is half Laotian, this hair gene over powered black hair. though fmxer's side has irish ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		wowswift
Mar 11th, 2012
Just sharing with the old ones still left:)
f u im not prego. but when i am, i will have ultrasound pics of a baby with sideburns obv this thread is for fmxer finally getting US citizenship and us getting to shred hundreds and hundreds of crap that we've saved over the years to prove our marriage. oh and he can get arrested now if he wants too and not get deported lololol
Posted in: Off Topic 		wowswift
Mar 10th, 2012
Just sharing with the old ones still left:)
lol no. He would have to decide. Even with my daughter, her name wasn't picked till the day after she was born when you're filling out the paper. guess back then, ex and I had a few choices, but never picked till we had too. I don't know if fmxer wants to continue the little ways his parents picked his and his brother's names, or if we will go random. obv will let OT decide (lol no) but this is over a year away (im not ready to stop drinking my torpedos yet), getting the damn house is our biggest concern. Though the close date got moved up to next weekend, so that's good news too.
Posted in: Off Topic 		wowswift
Mar 10th, 2012
Just sharing with the old ones still left:)
quit it, im not prego yet. bc has worn off but won't let fmxer's wang go uncovered for a few more months at least. vegas trip end of june obv. (maybe sneak another in too) you better go blonde
Posted in: Off Topic 		wowswift
Mar 10th, 2012
Just sharing with the old ones still left:)
wtf are you talking about' oh, Shane seems to like to make fun of the Canadian accents on the HGTV channel. obv hate for canada now
Posted in: Off Topic 		wowswift
Mar 9th, 2012
Just sharing with the old ones still left:)
jon secada or nkotb'
Posted in: Off Topic 		wowswift
Mar 9th, 2012
Just sharing with the old ones still left:)
im scared to post like i did back i n 05, i might get banned now lololol
Posted in: Off Topic 		wowswift
Mar 9th, 2012
Just sharing with the old ones still left:)
fmxer became a US citizen today. :) I'm not on the hook anymore if it was a greencard marriage lololol jk of course mr blonde thinks im dead, but you have my fb and know we are about to close on our house...then whats next' babies (and f off im not prego yet, have to slip my last vegas trip first) but yes, we will make the OT baby soon. k back to hibernating
Posted in: Off Topic 		wowswift
Mar 9th, 2012
How did you meet your wife?
no one. i just felt like posting since this is my first free day in a long long time.
Posted in: Off Topic 		wowswift
Feb 11th, 2012
How did you meet your wife?
Husband - pocketfives OT :) obv
Posted in: Off Topic 		wowswift
Feb 11th, 2012
What Is Everybody Doing For NYE?
Vegas. leaving in an hour :)
Posted in: Off Topic 		wowswift
Dec 29th, 2011
Rocksmith (Guitar Hero style video game except you use your actual guitar)
I think he is accepting the challenge. he has the slayer shirts and knows the songs.....just missing the long hair. its on bish. and you're lying. you went -4 oh he said he will have his video of raining blood. i think he's lying too. we need an amp, our new pet cat mike has one that we can borrow tho cum to vegas this week'
Posted in: Off Topic 		wowswift
Dec 25th, 2011
Official 2012 OT Workout Crew Thread
yeah i started eating more protein as it is, but really eat nothing post gym, try it out i guess.
Posted in: Off Topic 		wowswift
Dec 25th, 2011
Official 2012 OT Workout Crew Thread
so would eating protein post work out help me gain' im serious. i really want to gain muscle, but obv i will have to limit so i don't get weird.
Posted in: Off Topic 		wowswift
Dec 25th, 2011
Rocksmith (Guitar Hero style video game except you use your actual guitar)
shhh, you only play on medium tho :) ohhhh shane just said he'd bet his ass you suck at guitar. i think that is a challege. do you accept' i heart his man butt.....its big and irish, hearts it. makes secksy times with it. i have pics for evidence
Posted in: Off Topic 		wowswift
Dec 25th, 2011
Official 2012 OT Workout Crew Thread
yeah for a weak dumbass like you. i don't cook, that's why i got married :) obv only go to the gym so i can do my 3 sets of 20 on the hip abductor at 200lbs to maintain the capture and trap technique. i latch on like a damn monkey
Posted in: Off Topic 		wowswift
Dec 25th, 2011
Rocksmith (Guitar Hero style video game except you use your actual guitar)
i was watching netflix. they play halo in 30 rock so it was like the same thing
Posted in: Off Topic 		wowswift
Dec 25th, 2011
Official 2012 OT Workout Crew Thread
but i want mass too. perhaps im undecided on what i exactly want to do. i do that many sets but heavier weights cuz i don't want to be weak. man arms is outline of muscle. im neither fat nor skinny, i weigh less that what i'm "supposed" too but im not skinny in terms of what skinny is since im fing 5'10" and can squat your weight :) in 3 sets of 15 of course guess i should say my fear of man arms makes me work the legs more. so i think im weak in the arms, when tech its my shoulder muscles that seem to be impossible to grow. i have baby ones from the gym, but it seems my triceps and biceps ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		wowswift
Dec 25th, 2011