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Re(3): When will Benyamine.....
Your "your" must be an attempt to say "you are" or "you're." "cant" means, among other definitions, to talk hypocritically. Why are you concerned about Benyamine' Do you want to be his queen of England' Do you have any more remarks for this ignorant American'
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		Xantilly
May 29th, 2007
Re(1): Degen from Cardrunners sent my info to IRS
You are irresponsibly slurring Cardrunners as much as Degen is slurring you. The difference is that your slur may have some effect while his, according to you, will have none. Degen is the moderator of a rake-back forum. He is not "from Cardrunners." You owe Cardrunners an apology.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		Xantilly
Feb 11th, 2007
Re(7): site traffic has big decrease
Consider looking up "intimation" and "connotation."
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		Xantilly
Jan 20th, 2007
Re(5): site traffic has big decrease
Green Plastic, Right--I would not trade being in the U.S. for Bodog's many millions because I like being in a country that: 1) has a history of genocide and slavery; 2) ranks lowest or nearly lowest among industrialized nations in all socio-economic categories except the wealth of the rich; 3) represses its citizens according to the whims of right-wing fundamentalists, whorish politicians, and lobbyists with money to spend on whores; 4) bullies other countries economically and militarily; 5) sacrifices the lives of poor young men and women at arms but dares not draft any child of the ...
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		Xantilly
Jan 20th, 2007
Re(1): One good thing may come of this
You know that "bigger games ... will begin to go away"' You must be using the same logical processes that you use to defend Bodog's sophomorically bad software.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		Xantilly
Jan 18th, 2007
Re(3): whats the best poker training site?
Yeah, and those idiots at Yale and Harvard are ripping off morons too! Those moronic Yalies and John Harvards could be getting all that dumb stuff out of the library or experience. They don't need nitwit professors! Xantilly A Yale moron
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		Xantilly
Apr 9th, 2006
Re(1): Article by shipitthisway
To all those carping about bankroll management: it means, put simply, not exhausting your resources before you can succeed. Obviously, shipitthisway did not exhaust his resources. This thread is so full of anal-retentive remarks that I include here a link to the laxative section of in order to help the afflicted loosen up:
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		Xantilly
Mar 28th, 2006
Re(2): Cheated by ZeeJustin
"Dude, he always opened 3-4 more SnGs anytime he was multi-accounting. I think we can all agree that negates the cheating aspect." Dud, your statement is absurd. It is equivalent to saying that the next time your woman is in bed with your opponent, she will not be cheating if she has 3 or 4 other men there to spread thin her attention.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		Xantilly
Mar 22nd, 2006
Re(1): hey party poker, f*ck you
Gosh, gee, y'all must have a perfect world outside PartyPoker where cars, appliances, hearts, eyes, structures, and all other physical entities never fail! Can you give me your addresses' Except for the whining there, it must be a perfect world where y'all live.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		Xantilly
Mar 17th, 2006
Re(1): ActionJeff, or any other HS card player
It is very intelligent for poker players of any age to discuss underaged players in a public forum when some idiotic, officious Congressmen are promulgating bills and amendments to outlaw Internet gambling.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		Xantilly
Mar 14th, 2006
Re(1): Boycott UB
I have noticed that the increase in the number of UB players is directly proportional to the anti-UB ranting in this forum. So, one might suppose that a boycott will cause geometric increases in the number of UB players.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		Xantilly
Mar 14th, 2006
Re(1): Keeping Good Records/ NEED spread Sheet
You might try 'Your Records' at .
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		Xantilly
Mar 9th, 2006
Re(3): The Christian Poker Player (please read/respond!)
...and you don't take a teenaged boy to gambol with...
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		Xantilly
Mar 5th, 2006
Re(4): The Christian Poker Player (please read/respond!)
"The Church and Jesus Christ do not look down on anyone. They might not teach it or agree with it, but it will not be something that you will be judged on." Perhaps you have forgotten 2,000 years of burning people at the stake, waging war in the name of Jesus, enacting repressive laws, committing genocides in the New World, and so on, and so on, and so on. There is nothing more judgmental than a heaven-bound, vainglorious practitioner of a religion. I believe it was H. L. Mencken who said, "Christianity is the fear that someone somewhere might be happy." If poker on the Internet is ...
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		Xantilly
Mar 5th, 2006
Re(1): A little off topic-but very on topic
It must be about Bodog's insufferably bad interface, a black hole of imbecilic programming.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		Xantilly
Mar 4th, 2006
Ignorance is Bliss Alert
10 numeric characters for area code 555, telephone 123-9876: 5551239876 Duh.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		Xantilly
Mar 2nd, 2006
Re(1): My Statment
"If I had 6 tables open and two of my accounts were brought to the same table, I would simply open up 4-6 more SNGs. I felt that this would negate my unethical advantage." Perhaps you could rob a bank with one eye covered. Then you could tell the FBI that you negated your unethical actions with an eye patch.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		Xantilly
Feb 24th, 2006
Re(1): WTF IS UP W/UB?
From any computer to UB there are typically 14 hops. Thus, there are typically 13 hops--Internet computers relaying data packets--over which UB has no control. UB is only the last hop. Therefore, one may be unable to connect to UB while still connecting to other sites, which have different hops, different routes to the sites.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		Xantilly
Feb 5th, 2006
Re(1): I am the worst cash game player
Rare two hands, but really... In a cash game, fold K3s pre-flop out of position to a raise.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		Xantilly
Feb 4th, 2006
Re(4): NSXT2 Todd Arnold
Your statements just blare that you were a car salesman. Wow, you financed an expensive car. That is impressive. Really, nobody hates you for financing a car. Have you ever heard of D. H. Lawrence, the author' He used the term "motor car masculinity" to describe those Americans who think their cars have great meaning in life.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		Xantilly
Jan 29th, 2006
Re(1): New Bodog Upgrade is awesome
The upgrade certainly is awesome. I am in awe at how empty-headed the designer must be!
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		Xantilly
Jan 12th, 2006
Re(5): Nits...
Some years ago, a construction worker was on a rooftop using his crowbar. The building collapsed. The worker landed on his crowbar, which proceeded up his ass, through his torso, and stopped one-fourth of an inch from his heart. By the logic of some people, the worker should have said: "I don't like this crowbar stuck up my ass and my only reason is that it is new. I will get used to it and then I will like it." The worker did not say that. Instead, the worker used his baseball cap to stop the bleeding and shouted for help. He was taken to the hospital, where he allowed the removal of the ...
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		Xantilly
Jan 11th, 2006
Re(1): Nits...
And his comment was as useless as nits on a Bodog.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		Xantilly
Jan 11th, 2006
Re(7): BODOG changes, Good or Not
Beanie, please don't sound like a woman in a trailer park saying how good-looking her ugly baby is. I am not a "nit" because I think Bodog has made utterly stupid changes to its software. The upgrade is retrograde and sophomoric. You can see my "nittish" comments at .
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		Xantilly
Jan 11th, 2006
Re(1): Bodog Upgrade
The designers must have been drunk. The "picture in picture" is a stupid idea. And the design as a whole is an eighth-grade effort. The miniature tables, which lack players' names, make the recognition of betting patterns even more difficult than it naturally is on the faceless Internet. The merry-go-round of having this table in focus and those two miniaturized and now that table in focus and the other two miniaturized is imbecilic. It is probably the result of the designer's overindulgence in self-gratification. It is certainly not the result of expertise in ergonomics. If the designer ...
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		Xantilly
Jan 11th, 2006
Re(11): 18 year olds rippin up the PCA
Doyle Brunson is actually a 19-year-old. He disguises himself as a septuagenarian so that younger people will underestimate him.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		Xantilly
Jan 8th, 2006
Re(1): The most overrated pro gets eliminated on yet another day 1...
When you were licking DN's boots, did you get some crap in your mouth that you had to spit out'
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		Xantilly
Jan 6th, 2006
Re(1): Urgent: A serious question in need of serious answers
You are a $200k/year analyst but you live in a small apartment and you have to ask others to analyze your genital connections' Something smells fishy--no, not that, something in your writing. Are you "putting on" the poker players'
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		Xantilly
Jan 4th, 2006
Re(3): RPT or CardRunners
Read your RPT forum a little closer: the bank owns the $250,000 car. Big deal, and hardly an endorsement for poker training.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		Xantilly
Dec 19th, 2005
Re(1): pokerstars is rigged, the mouse moving effect...read
Seriously, next you must hold your mouse in one hand and your wang in the other to solve the problems of General Relativity.
Posted in: Bad Beats 		Xantilly
Dec 18th, 2005