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HEM2
Just want to say the new in house beta 6900 build seems pretty stable and has been running very smooth. Most of my issues have disappeared.
Posted in: Poker Community 		yarbles
May 31st, 2012
Small stack getting more money in HU Deal. SCOOP L ME
i usually ask them to beg me for a chop and if they do i will chop if not we dont chop i want to hear how great and almighty godly i am at poker and tell me how scared they are to play against me and if im convinced they are sincere i will chop usually results in playing a chop for winner take all which is just fantastic.
Posted in: Poker Community 		yarbles
May 31st, 2012
ATo 17bbs UTG 5handed final table bubble...
min raise then hover
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		yarbles
May 29th, 2012
How to approach bottom two pair.
If your bankroll is limited no shame in potcontrol on super wet flops. Ur never that far ahead of combo draw and plus good things can happen when u play deceptively If bankroll is proper then squeeze every penny of ev out of every pot. Chalk it up to variance
Posted in: Live Poker 		yarbles
May 26th, 2012
Weird spot with K10s OOp
This board is supposed to hit villain harder then your ripping range. Expect villain to jam on your cbet 99 percent of time just hover snap so the kids at the table know u were trapping w king high and fade q10
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		yarbles
May 26th, 2012
Tough spot with 88
The hands that beat u would prob be really beating u therefor I think villain might try and get more value by betting and raising post flop bigger. As played never folding. Expect him to turn over a3 a4. 1 pair hands I'm beating ak lets get to showdown type betting from villain.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		yarbles
May 26th, 2012
HEM2
hmmmi heard of someone using at as a standalone feature nc that is... pretty urked at hem2's performance i mean its not my hardware or configurations of hardware hem1 was a tad bit laggy but hem2 is just almost not even usable locks up it freezes stars client cant do anything but task manager kill it to reclaim my controls stats linger i have to constantly stop and start hud when i change tables sometimes going 3 or 4 orbits basing last tables stats on my new villains.... causing how much in da$$age who knows' like but i still use it so i guess im just a sucker who buys premium all hem ...
Posted in: Poker Community 		yarbles
May 24th, 2012
AQos shove Super Tuesday 22nd May 2012
unless u have a note from prev history where he opens 2.5< then all of a sudden u see a 3x and it screams strengh it might make an argument to fold kq or aj, a10 but aq just way tooo strong to ever lay down in this spot. still u have blocker to some of his ak aa combos playing great vs jjs and have 30 percent equity vs kk only reason we would just flat here is if u think villain will fold weaker hands to your shove and u want him to stack off or blinds have a feather squeeze trigger with perfect squeeze stacks flatting can be veryyyyyyyyy good in this spot
Posted in: Bad Beats 		yarbles
May 23rd, 2012
HEM2
im going back to hem1 wondering how i can get nc to work with hem1
Posted in: Poker Community 		yarbles
May 23rd, 2012
HEM2
does it work in windows virtual pc'
Posted in: Poker Community 		yarbles
May 23rd, 2012
Small stack getting more money in HU Deal. SCOOP L ME
yeah exactly this sometimes its the non-confrontational way of refusing a chop...plus it might not be a bad thing for a little stickershock reality for your villains.
Posted in: Poker Community 		yarbles
May 21st, 2012
Who's Fiskin1?
lol this guy was opepn shipping 60k stack in the big 55 yesterday for 2 hours at the 150/300 level with 20k stack in the mix he was doing it every hand
Posted in: Poker Community 		yarbles
May 21st, 2012
WWYD? CL VS CL#2
Did he type vamooooo before he clicked them all in
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		yarbles
May 7th, 2012
Requiring help with HM2
Huds are retarded and morE of a distraction that cost you ev long term.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		yarbles
May 7th, 2012
PS Doomswitch
Lol. My legit advice is register for so many and play as many as your brain power will allow so when u do take a beat you won't have time to think about it.
Posted in: Bad Beats 		yarbles
May 5th, 2012
PS Doomswitch
Lol.
Posted in: Bad Beats 		yarbles
May 5th, 2012
SCOOP Low Team Comp
I. In for both can I send in morning already done and out for the night. Big upssssss
Posted in: Poker Community 		yarbles
May 5th, 2012
Pokerstars Rant (very long)
Stars is Da best if u think anybody here is gonna agree with u about not having to send id in to verify your identity then u sir are a Mouth breathing blithering chimpanzee and should not even be allowed unsupervised access to the Internet. If you insist on not needing to send id and not a chimpanzee then the answer might lie on a lie of opening a poker stars account under false name to circumvent a previous bad account or underage gambling. You are wrong. Go get an Id fool.
Posted in: Poker Sites 		yarbles
May 1st, 2012
May Team PLB Bet
angelinawins, jamerok, wugwugwugwug money being sent from wugwugwugwug
Posted in: Poker Community 		yarbles
Apr 30th, 2012
montreal pocket fivers
sup im out here till end of the summer in montreal it could be a bit overwhelming at first especially if u end up in a part of town where they only speak french im in h1v3a5 border thought i was very suspicious turned my car upside down but in the end they found nothing and couldnt find a reason to not let me in... i would bring an atm receipt to show u can support yourself and medical insurance card/declaration page was very helpfull as well as my ties to the states such as leases and electric bills... also everything is expensive here so bring all your toiletries razors as much goods as u ...
Posted in: Poker Community 		yarbles
Apr 29th, 2012
Staying away from Casino Games/Blackjack
Cut the emotional tie to the money u lost in the pits. Once u write it off as a loss and forget it u can move on Ur not gonna get even the money u lost is gone.
Posted in: Poker Community 		yarbles
Apr 27th, 2012
Most embarrasing things that you've done or that has happened to you
in my early twenties i worked in a sales office and was experiencing my first bout of hemmeroids sometimes there would be blood this one particular day tho it hurt more then usual but by lunch time the pain seemed to wear off... about 3pm the boss asked me if i was feeling ok and if i wanted to go home for the day it was cool.. i had no clue wtf she was talking about and asked her why do i look sick no responce none of my fucking coworkers none of my fucking customers... i was wearing tan colored pants and when i got home my girlfriend said wtf are u ok... my ass was completely soaked in ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		yarbles
Apr 25th, 2012
tattoos on women re: I hate them
tattoo is a way for a hooker to advertise she is for sale without comiing str8 out and saying she is for sale. u cant fade away that shit its like being tainted once u go tainted u cant erase that shit, its tainted for life. u have no choice but to leave her and find purity elsewhere i like to sex girls with tattoos cause i know i will never fall in love with them so i can just use them for my own personal evil desires and have no problem becoming trapped cause i know that shit aint happening so yeah girls with tatts are cool no fucking powers against me
Posted in: Off Topic 		yarbles
Apr 21st, 2012
Barbershop Etiquette
a good barber will be able to feel out the client if he is in a chatty mood or a just please need some quiet time while u cut my hair...... the worst is when they want to chat and u just want to sit and think and they dont take good cues. i dont think its rude at all but reading a magazine/phone/tablet would probably be rude since your head needs to be tilted in all different ways for the barber to properly do his/her job. the glorified strip clubs also known as supercuts is pretty much created for semi lap dance by a female with huge rack that learned how to cut hair off watching a 20 ...
Posted in: Off Topic 		yarbles
Apr 20th, 2012
pokerstars/ imdanuts/ superuser wtf
chris gets trolled all the time.... thats what happens to people who win... shit even the broadcaster for the pca main in january trolled the fuck out of chris, def should be taken as pure compliment. big upssssssss
Posted in: Poker Community 		yarbles
Apr 5th, 2012
pokerstars/ imdanuts/ superuser wtf
confirmed superhuman
Posted in: Poker Community 		yarbles
Mar 29th, 2012
why is it

Posted in: Bad Beats 		yarbles
Mar 28th, 2012
pokerstars/ imdanuts/ superuser wtf

Posted in: Poker Community 		yarbles
Mar 27th, 2012
Peanut butter cups
one time when i was tot at 11 a milf neighbor invited me in then accidentally spilled milk on my pants... she then kept insisting to pat it and clean it... then somehow she unzipped my pants and tugged me a few times not enough to do anything put it away and gave me 20 bucks sent me on my way...
Posted in: Off Topic 		yarbles
Mar 22nd, 2012
How bad of an idea is this?
its to attention whore so he has a reason to show others how big his penis is... actually if i had a big penis and was very ugly this would be a good way to get the females attention to the size of my penis without looking like im bragging
Posted in: Off Topic 		yarbles
Mar 21st, 2012