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Re(1): babies
GOOD ONE LOSER
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youRaPokerDonk
Oct 9th, 2007
Re(3): Free money......
8
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youRaPokerDonk
Oct 9th, 2007
Re(2): Dorm food ideas??
spaghetti, bagels, anddddd steak-ums expensive but the bomb
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youRaPokerDonk
Oct 9th, 2007
Re(2): I gotta take my job more seriously. I can't believe I did this.
keylight your a b1tch stfu
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youRaPokerDonk
Oct 9th, 2007
Re(6): babies
gayest post on P5's ever congrats for all replying to it cause its a girl
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youRaPokerDonk
Oct 9th, 2007
Re(11): I gotta take my job more seriously. I can't believe I did this.
wow this guys a f3cking loser no wonder this country is starting to suck no teachers take there job serioulsy its pathetic
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youRaPokerDonk
Oct 9th, 2007
Re(7): hi kids i'm chuck norris
chuck what kind of jeans do you wear and how do i make my package look big in loose clothing'
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youRaPokerDonk
Oct 8th, 2007
Re(1): Bench press troubles
well id start doing less reps with more weight and your bench will go up.... get loose with 135 do like 10 reps then step up to 185 and do like 3 sets of 3 try that for a couple weeks your max should jump 10 lbs in about 3 weeks
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youRaPokerDonk
Oct 8th, 2007
Re(3): Just been Screwed Out of $35k (Med Size rant)
i guess the disease is spreading from michigan to ohio gg U.S.
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youRaPokerDonk
Oct 8th, 2007
Re(2): to those buff ot'ers
nh /\
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youRaPokerDonk
Oct 8th, 2007
Re(3): OT, I think I'm an asshole...(story)
yah one time at a U0fM game i got some tickets not in the student section which i was pissed about and theres old fucks behind me and i was standing before michigan was about to kickof and the guy goes will u sit down im like no there going to kick off in like 10 seconds hes like SIT DOWN NOW MY WIFE CANT SEE!!! i was like no way man so he puts his hand on my shoulder with his crippled old arms and tries to force me down into my chair which proves no avail because hes an old pussy and im like get your fucking hands off me you old man and by now everyone around me is staring at us and yelling ...
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youRaPokerDonk
Oct 8th, 2007
Re(5): Creepiest Youtube video ever?
those breastfeeders are living in wonka world or something the taste of a thousand melons WTF also reminds me of superbad how the kid draws cocks
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youRaPokerDonk
Oct 8th, 2007
Re(3): Crazy things you have seen a teacher do
uhh one time my math teacher was teaching and when kids sleep in his class he flips out all of a sudden he spots this donk taking a snooze so he slowly caps his sharpie marker or whatever that he was writing on the projector thing with and like caps it with authority stands up walks over to the kids desk/chair combo lifts up the front and slams it down the kid jumps up and is like WTF the guy just goes back to teaching unreal......my conditioning teacher got in my face once and i was like what are u gonna do man slap me that was cool...
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youRaPokerDonk
Oct 8th, 2007
Re(6): Guess who I went drinking with last night!?!? (PICS!!!) EDIT: Now with Mary Hopwood herself posting!
i read 2 things from this post and let me assure u they didnt mean anything but ill sum this up for the sad soul who posts next just stop dont reply theres no point the girl is a 4-10 idk who the fat guy is in the picture i dont care im looking at porn im bored going to bed bye
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youRaPokerDonk
Oct 7th, 2007
Re(2): What did Tony Montana drink?
bombay gin and tonic
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youRaPokerDonk
Oct 7th, 2007
Re(3): Pokerstars closed my account! Because some tight-ass prude complained about my screen name!
Jack Ace King King Ace S5ive S5ive ........ this is america how can they ban that name come on everyone constantly makes fun of WE-todss this is not fair dammit u can use one of my old names if u like such as Donkin-Donuts orrrrrrrr Bou-Va-Le peace ninja
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youRaPokerDonk
Oct 7th, 2007
Re(1): Need opinions
HO-TOWN
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youRaPokerDonk
Oct 7th, 2007
Re(2): How often does AK really win AIPF...(math analysis needed)
i dont believe you are 25 years old if u wrote this
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youRaPokerDonk
Oct 7th, 2007
Re(4): Is Brett Farve the greatest QB alltime?
i could throw as many td's as favre if i played the f3cking lions twice a year i could throw 5 td's with a turkey on thanksgiving against them jesus
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youRaPokerDonk
Oct 7th, 2007
Re(2): Sports Betting
yah my dad says hes gonna start betting the opposite of me every week and become an instant millionare i think he should do so
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youRaPokerDonk
Oct 7th, 2007
Re(6): what is wrong with me
do u really think i give a f3ck about the packers guy i just bet on them because they shoudl have won i dont care if they lose everygame from here on it u douche cock balls and yes f3ck the police
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youRaPokerDonk
Oct 7th, 2007
Re(11): rake for a home game
yah u guys need to get out of the house and see what its like playing at a live game
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youRaPokerDonk
Oct 7th, 2007
Re(3): what is wrong with me
i hate football and the yankees and the lions andddd cops
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youRaPokerDonk
Oct 7th, 2007
Re(3): TV replays of recent games
drive to stanford im sure some nerd has it on vhs
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youRaPokerDonk
Oct 7th, 2007
Re(5): what is wrong with me
i swear i lost every game i bet today except jaguWARS
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youRaPokerDonk
Oct 7th, 2007
Re(3): Which Quote would you...
d. poker is rigged GG
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youRaPokerDonk
Oct 7th, 2007
Re(3): what is wrong with me
get grieses dick out of your ass loser
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youRaPokerDonk
Oct 7th, 2007
Re(4): what is wrong with me
no wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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youRaPokerDonk
Oct 7th, 2007
Re(3): what is wrong with me
NFL IS F#CKING RIGGED F#CK ref looks at an angle at the first down and that cheap ass call early on illegal field goal line up sh1t f3ck this
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youRaPokerDonk
Oct 7th, 2007
Re(2): favorite place to meet chicks...
weddings
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youRaPokerDonk
Oct 7th, 2007