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Can't stop laughing at this pic
This thread made my day.
Posted in: Off Topic 		zero2hero
Jan 26th, 2011
Huge Prop bet
If I was betting against the guy in the room and he was too calm I would start sending people to stay in the rooms next to him. Send in a couple in the to have sex constantly and make him remember what its like to be with a girl. Send someone else in with a stereo to pump in the most god awful music 24-7 so he can't read or concentrate on anything. Throw a few parties next door where he can smell the weed and liquor and see the beautiful women walking past his window twisted and ready for an afterparty... I would protect my investment :D
Posted in: Off Topic 		zero2hero
Dec 23rd, 2010
post pics that make you insta lol ITT
ty for all the goodness itt
Posted in: Off Topic 		zero2hero
Dec 20th, 2010
I'm an idiot please help
I can't remember my p5 password. I have it auto saved on my laptop, so I can login here, but I want to log in on another computer and can't figure it out. The only password link I can find for p5's gives a 404 error, and searching through the forums hasn't worked for me either. Can someone help please'
Posted in: Off Topic 		zero2hero
Dec 16th, 2010
Who's going where if the blackout happens?
has a good collection of links to current articles/ analysis of the bill.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		zero2hero
Dec 8th, 2010
weight loss bet
consult ted forest ftw.
Posted in: Off Topic 		zero2hero
Dec 6th, 2010
do weed brownies.....
I live in the wrong damn state.
Posted in: Off Topic 		zero2hero
Dec 4th, 2010
Had $3,800 stolen from my checking account
was just digging through google news and found a good article about atm scams:
Posted in: Off Topic 		zero2hero
Nov 24th, 2010
What not to do when ripped off by a hooker
clearly this guy has not mastered the pimp slap.
Posted in: Off Topic 		zero2hero
Nov 23rd, 2010
Working sniper gun made from legos
too much free time, then again i'm the one watching his video, guess i shouldn't point any fingers.
Posted in: Off Topic 		zero2hero
Nov 23rd, 2010
WTF moment after strip club last night *stake*
Congratz on meeting the stripper w a heart of gold who has only been rubbing random cocks for a couple weeks. Gl unlocking her heart and paying for her car,crib,clothes etc till she finds another sucker er true love.
Posted in: Off Topic 		zero2hero
Nov 22nd, 2010
Quit smoking Dank almost 2 weeks ago
The true test of quitting is your first big downswing after you do. Took me 5 attempts to quit smoking cigs, it was hard to get out of the habit of going to 7-11 after a few bad sessions and buying a pack. Haven't had a cig in over 2 years now, but still I struggle with the green. I'm not going to argue w people about if it is good or bad for your game, do whatever works for you. If you do want to quit though, you have to find other ways to deal with the stress that grinding causes, otherwise your old coping methods will most likely return.
Posted in: Off Topic 		zero2hero
Nov 21st, 2010
Had $3,800 stolen from my checking account
They don't need your card anymore, and it probably wasn't the company you did business with over the phone that leaked/stole your info. Scammers have found new ways to steal your account info from legitimate atms and then they sell that info online. Then another scammer across the world prints a card w your info on it and goes to town. So most likely it was a fellow NY'er that did this to you.
Posted in: Off Topic 		zero2hero
Nov 21st, 2010
Playing poker together on the same internet connection.
My gf and I play from the same IP and have final tabled couple tourneys together. We don't chip dump or collude so we've never had a problem or even been contacted by security.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		zero2hero
Nov 19th, 2010
weed + significant other
Seems more like a brag than a serious question, but on the off chance you really are looking for advice... If ya want a relationship that lasts you're going to have to be honest and show this girl how you live. If you are looking for a bc and have some reason to believe that your toking would prevent a hook up then I would keep it to myself.
Posted in: Off Topic 		zero2hero
Nov 19th, 2010
Have the high stakes games on FTP dried up totally or am I just never on when they r?
Holiday travel and shopping often cause a drop off in low-mid stakes action during this time of year. I doubt holiday shopping is slowing down the high stakes, but travel and family time would still make sense.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		zero2hero
Nov 18th, 2010
Movies that were unprecedented or jumpstarted genres that are sfoverrated
a lot of movies would suck if you take them out of the context of the time they were created. t2 looks like shit compared to current technology, but current technology wouldn't exist without the advances t2 made in special effects. what makes these many of these movies great are their innovative ideas for the time. 10 years later after they have been mimicked 100 times, of course they will no longer be the best in show, but all the movies that beat them now would not be as great without the ones that came before.
Posted in: Off Topic 		zero2hero
Nov 17th, 2010
Pokerstars tournys not popping up
Did you just unplug a monitor from a laptop' I've had trouble with tables still trying to go to the monitor that is no longer attached.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		zero2hero
Nov 15th, 2010
Wii question
The 4 player super mario game is greatness if you played the original, you will love this one too, and you can play it with the whole fam.
Posted in: Off Topic 		zero2hero
Nov 15th, 2010
Fulltilt returned checks??????
Wire transfer problems here too: /
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		zero2hero
Nov 14th, 2010
soo cash outs on FTP...
Sounds like the money is flowing off tilt now and they are having trouble keeping up, not a big suprise. I haven't had any problems with bank transfers this year, I just used the 950 max one a couple times a month and it usually took from 2-4 days. Gl to everyone that is having trouble.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		zero2hero
Nov 14th, 2010
beginning betting advice needed (regarding BR management, strategy, etc.)
Give me the money. I'll kick ya in the sack a few times and we'll call it even.
Posted in: Off Topic 		zero2hero
Nov 8th, 2010
What is the best premium channel TV show??
Boardwalk is on the track for greatness if it can hold the course. Dexter is a great show, last season was amazing, but the season before... well we all make mistakes. Someone told me that deb and dexter are married irl, any truth to this'
Posted in: Off Topic 		zero2hero
Nov 8th, 2010
What is the best premium channel TV show??
It was such a great show too, any idea why they never finished it'
Posted in: Off Topic 		zero2hero
Nov 7th, 2010
What is the best premium channel TV show??
I voted for the Wire because it never had a bad season. Deadwood was a great series, but the terrible ending takes it out of contention for a top spot.
Posted in: Off Topic 		zero2hero
Nov 7th, 2010
Just got my ftp blackcard today
I just figured it out, it's a trap. You put this "VIP" card with your roll on the way to the wsop and go to the airport. You get to the metal detector, strip down and walk through. The detector goes off and you have to pull out a wad of hundreds and a VIP card security will call a potential weapon. Your monies will then be confiscated and you will be shipped off to a terrorist holding facility. After you are labeled a terrorist FTP will then confiscate your online account for tos violations. Damn greedy bastards.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		zero2hero
Nov 7th, 2010
Do people have a life anymore?? "Disk Golf" you cant be real
I've met way more dbags on golf courses than I have on frisbe golf courses. Op you sound like the standard aspiring yuppie dbag. Maybe one day you can afford that big house on the golf course so you don't have to deal with the common folk. If you're not in college though you might want to spend some time figuring out why you can't afford to live in a better neighborhood than a guy who spends all day smoking weed and playing disc golf.
Posted in: Off Topic 		zero2hero
Nov 7th, 2010
Is this cheating ?? Is this ok ??
All the ghosting and MA'ing that goes on deep in tourneys is what made me quit playing MTTs and move to cash games full time. I still face collusion and MA'ing but its much less likely I run into a world class ghost/backer at middle limit cash games than it is at a mid stakes mtt ft with decent money on the line.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		zero2hero
Nov 5th, 2010
Anybody else just get this e-mail from FTP?
email translation: Oh damn, we really pissed off all our grinders with rakeback and they are leaving. We see you don't know any better, how about we give you rakeback for a month' I already knew about rakeback when I started my account there, so I didn't get screwed out the gate. For all those people that weren't so lucky, why don't you just make another account like all the other grinders who still play on that site' There are many players that use 3 or 4 accounts so they can get action from fish and dodge database tracking and full tilt doesn't seem to care.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		zero2hero
Nov 5th, 2010
Just got my ftp blackcard today
Doorbell wakes me up at 2pm today and its the fed ex guy. He drops off two packages one for me and one for my gf. We are now the proud owners of metallic cc sized black cards. Hey fulltilt, THANKS FOR WASTING OUR MONEY ON THESE IDIOTIC CARDS. HOW BOUT YOU JAM EM UP YOUR F'N @$%^&*% AND GIVE US OUR OLD RAKEBACK DEAL' F'N CROOKS.
Posted in: Poker Discussion 		zero2hero
Nov 5th, 2010