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[quote user="playwithfire05"] grabs popcorn [/quote] lol. I'm pretty sure this first reply was a joke, sort of a smartass way of saying, "how boring." But if not - if you are really grabbing popcorn in anticipation to the results of this thread - then i don't know what to say. First replies are really important to me. They're almost as important as the OP itself. A hilarious and original first reply (FP) sets the tone, gets people excited to respond, and pretty much

I consider myself a catch. And for you, yes, I'd consider you a catch... but (right now) only for a specific type of girl. Until you build confidence and find your niche, I'd say your primary target for women is going to be the shy, awkward, uncertain, quiet type of girl. I don't think you're going to be reeling in any of that gorgeous-blonde-hot-body puss anytime soon. That kind of girl is attracted to alpha male types, and as of right now, you're not him. Your personality type

I gladly welcome the ensuing criticism... they wouldn't be bold predictions without 'em. Just keep in mind I was once the guy who accurately predicted "Evolution of a Dance" would be one of the greatest Internet videos of all-time back when it was one week old and had 4,800 views on YouTube. 1.) Evan Turner of Ohio State will be the next Michael Jordan. There, I said it. He's winning the Wooden Award this year, going #2 or 3 in the draft, and taking the league by storm from

[quote user="IrishLegend23"] Anyone who comes to the conclusion he wouldn't immediately be one of the best players in the league, particularly at receiver, is an fucking idiot. I can't believe people are ignorant enough to believe he wouldn't be effective in the NFL...lol, gtfo. Here's to you clowns [/quote] LOL. You sound like a rational individual. Get out of the house and get laid.

I refuse to nominate a female poster for this award because all they have to do is type, "lol " and the next five guys (usually DrGHouse) respond with "OMG YOU ARE SFAWESOME!" Schrazor is hilarous. Looks like we're 1-for-1500 for noobs in 2009. That ratio is slightly down from 25-out-of-800 in 2008. Oh yeah and the one guy (doubles00ted i think) who told DefenderofAngels to sneak into his POF date's house and hit her over the head with a baseball bat. Good times.

signs you might suck: 1.) If you read through the OP and immediately thought, "I'm going to actually respond with 'Cool story bro.'"

sure, they're cool, and they fit right in. But it's inherently easier for a girl to adjust to this atmosphere because most guys want to befriend them immediately. If we're judging new posters on how well they fit in and become a part of this forum, then I'd say anyone who doesn't create a stir fits this category... only you never notice them if they're males. I'm judging this based on how many memorable posts they've had over the past 365 days. I can name 9-10 from

She's definitely a cool chick. She fits right in and doesn't take shit from anyone. Props. I didn't mean anything against her. It's just that Schrazor gives me a boner. LadyLuck does not.

Punt and rely on my defense to score.

Oh my! Three bulleted points about this dunk: - I love when a relatively quiet, unassuming crowd suddenly gets woken up on a play like that. Doesn't happen in sports often, because you can almost always anticipate a great play a split-second before it happens. But in this case, I don't think anyone saw that coming. It was like Wade threw it into 5th gear and casually decided, "Ah fuck it. Might as well dunk on this guy." - I think we all secretly hate Anderson Varejeo with a passion