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I dated this chic who was almost 40 and super hawt (fitness trainer/kick box instructor @ gold's gym in lexington Ky). For a woman her age to doing that in a college town should speak VOLUMES.... anywho, all she owned was thongs and she had the best ghetto ass EVER. Said thing is she hated it, but even with running or whatever else she tried she couldn't get rid of it.. HA HA... My current girl hates thongs but she has a nice selection of sexy stuff.. anything but granny panties FTW, imo

Get a few of these stickers: Add motion sensor lights... Is you back yard fenced in? Maybe consider a fence and a big mean dog in the back yard, plus a good dog for inside... A few years ago people were breaking into homes in my area. Hitting houses all over my neighborhood. They were breaking in during the day while the home owners were at work. So one day I spent like half the day outside in the front yard on my swing cleaning guns. I cleaned guns for so long that day that someone actually called

[quote user="DaVols"]Complete snub for post of the year.... [quote user="railbot"] ok my girl is asleep now, company drink event at some local fridays type bullshit all sales people so were all betting on everything, then comes me can i get a hot girl to buy me a drink without telling her about the bet. jackpot is about 1700 hunge, im drunker than fuck hitting on any girl they point out, im failing left and right... these 2 jackals love it and call me over they buy me a drink

Pull up in a sweet ass ride, get out wearing a sweet ass suit... As you are walking into the room to talk to the class have your cell phone ring.. then answer it and say something like "you finally got my court side seats to the lakers/celtics *insert team here*...

LOL@ being scared of some steriod loser who doesn't let go after the relationship.... dude has problems... $1000 I'll take care of meathead for ya...

I am watching Shawshank on HBO right now... "why do they call you red" "cause im Irish" LOL How haven't you seen those movies... no block buster in okla? Someone rented out the vhs and never returned it..? wtf?

[quote user="qjuice14"] Pot bet it all day. If the chipleader calls and outdraws you, then he more often has a hand that beats the shortstack too so you will still get 2nd. This is a great chance to pick up chips so you can have a realistic shot at winning. [/quote] The shortstack folded... So if he bust here he get's 3rd.. I am checking here.. if the turn is a brick for a straight flush draw.. then I pot it... and take it down.. If I fill up I am v betting all day..

pics or GTFO... I'd hit it atleast once just to be able to say i banged a midget... I'd prefer a fat midget...

A few years ago I was playing a go point (kinda like FPP's) satty to the WSOP ME on Jetsetpoker. When we got to like 4 or 5 handed I had like 75% of the chips in play. I remember the feeling of "fuck im gonna win the seat".. had a bunch of friend railing me and stuff and then I ran like shit the rest of the final table. With some sick beats and finished 2cd for a nice cash, but no ME Seat, thus Greg Raymer won the 2005 ME and took my place as the fat guy who won the ME... fu fate..

[quote user="rocksolid124"]Lawl and we got like 5 inches of snow in Louisiana last week.[/quote] yeah that fucking sucked...