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gl tmay. ...also, gl me.

I'm expecting a 70+ buyin downswing on April 15.

co-signed like a lease cockbasters.

Agreed. If I ever merit a live interview I hope to sound something like csimmsux. That is, always attributing my success in the tournament to being a huge luckbox, and never really giving out a whole lot of info. Of course, given my level of skill, my success in the tournament _will_ probably be attributable to being a massive lucksack and little else. FWIW I thought csimmsux played pretty damn well when we were at the same table at this event. While I was too busy crying like a little girl to watch

Don't know why my previous post got deleted, perhaps because I used big boy angry person language. For that I don't apologize, but I'll refrain from using that naughty "f-word" again. I may be bitter about this tournament, but I'll still stand by my claim that "patience" is great only when you can just blind down to nothing over and over again and get it in and double up no matter what. It works for Phil Hellmuth, and it obviously is working for this John Newcombe character. Congrat-u-fu...err, just

In poker x = airball, imo. However, if you're not beating Tx or 9x in this hand it doesn't matter much that you're not beating quads either. Like I said to Matt, this is probably the most pedantic argument I have ever seen, though that will likely change if I go to law school in the fall.

There's nothing gentle about the way I cry myself to sleep at night.

I was there, sweating Daut, and I'm pretty sure Devilfish did literally grab the cards from the stub, which was still in the dealer's hand. But hey he's been on TV so we can overlook even the most egregious breeches of etiquette (though I agree warnings should be given for first offenses etc.). The funny thing is, his fold here is only the second most jaw-droppingly bad "holy shit I cannot believe this hand played out this way" hand I saw before deciding to go play LHE for the free drinks. BTW GL

UPDATE: 4-handed now. MTC has 510k, which is around average. Old donk who busted Bax in 5th with KQ > AA has chip lead with 800k+. Other two players left are gboro and Chris McCormick (I think that's his name). GOOOOOOOOOOO MTC TAKE IT DOWN.

Pretty sure that Bax is also at this table. But so is Steve "Mr Tim Caum" O'Dwyer, i.e. the most overdue for a big tournament score person on earth. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MTC TAKE IT DOWN. GL MTC and i suppose gl gboro and bax unless that luck interferes with MTC taking this tournament down, in which case gtfo. BAD BEATS CREW WHAT IT DEW