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You know, you'd see this a lot less if every thread wasn't a story.

 

I think the correct play here is to get in shower and rub one out. Then come out and prove sherbet thievery. Make her get the hard one for all your work.

You need to get with defendr and teach him how to talk to girls. This is how it's fucking done k defendr?

I think the real question here is: If you go off prematurely are you A. Embarrassed B. Glad it was over so quickly C. Tell her "Dont worry I'll get you next time"

There's a 90% chance there's a naked porcupine running around somewhere.

[quote user="bfactor"] Dude, if you are seriously friends with Isla Fisher's brother, you need to tell her to join p5s. I'm serious, imagine how crazy that would be. She's the chick from Wedding Crashers lol. OT could make her do that thing where they tell her to write "8 5 G proofsauce J 29 YP7 L" on a piece of paper or something and post a pic of her holding the piece of paper with that written on it so we know it's really her. And then we would have a hot celeb

 

That was awesome.

[quote user="keylight"] so did every bridesmaid touch your penis after that? [/quote] FYP