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If Hogan is portrayed as a serious competitor and a threat to "win" the world title, this will go horribly. The fans won't buy it and neither will the TNA talent. The good thing is that TNA already has something called the "Legends" championship. It would be perfect to have Hogan compete for that belt against older wrestlers with no knees like Nash and Steiner. I have a feeling they will totally fuck this up and have a gayshit series of "grudge matches" between Hogan

Alex Trebek can do things verbally on levels that Chuck Norris couldn't do physically and Miss Chloe couldn't do psychically.

Leaves me with blue balls halfway through the tongue bath. I'll be like, "OMG please don't stop I'm so CLOSE!!" but it doesn't matter. He's such a jerk.

That is correct. Many corporations will even put employees on a performance plan, telling the employee what goals they need to meet by a certain deadline, after which they will be reevaluated. Still, I think releasing 100 funnel web spiders in their offices wouldn't be uncalled for.

Well Flair sure as hell better not wrestle. A few of the guys in TNA right now refused to lay down for Flair ten years ago. There's no way they'll do it now. I remember when Scott Steiner said the man had more wrinkles than this thing.

It's made with evaporated milk.

They tried bringing Scott Hall back already. He looked ten months pregnant.

Sick brag about not drinking with Sweetness.

When I was dating I carried condoms with me to many places. Clubs, bars, shopping malls, bookstores, hair salons. You don't want to be caught unprepared if the opportunity presents itself.

She usually has to hold the tip on while I struggle with both hands to unroll it over the beast.