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[quote user="Willywoo"] This is getting exacerbating. [/quote] Taking the other thread into consideration, this joke needs waaaaaaaaayyyyy more love. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

This tuh-huh-ree-ad made me la-oo-guh-huh prett-yuh hard.

lolz

I'm not sure how much that violation does going to cost you.

When I see an ant on the sidewalk and I step on it and then when I lift my foot off it to see that it's dead, it's alive and not even injured at all and it's running all fast in turbo-mode the way they do when they realize they're getting attacked all frantically and shit, cuz the part of my shoe that was over it was was one of those traction crevaces or some shit on the bottom of my shoe and then when I step on it again to try to kill it for the second time the same thing happens

Unless I was about to die really soon anyway like if I was terminally ill or like 105 years old or something, I would not trade my life for any amount of other people's lives. Even if it was a scenario where they were going to kill every single other person on the entire planet except me, unless I sacrificed myself instead, I'd still say no, and just be all alone on Earth, but at least I'd still be alive. f dying

[quote user="pokerchief29"][quote user="bfactor"] Unless I was about to die really soon anyway like if I was terminally ill or like 105 years old or something, I would not trade my life for any amount of other people's lives. Even if it was a scenario where they were going to kill every single other person on the entire planet except me, unless I sacrificed myself instead, I'd still say no, and just be all alone on Earth, but at least I'd still be alive. f dying [

[quote user="pokerchief29"][quote user="bfactor"] I'm completely serious...[/quote] no your not. ignore my question. in your hypothetical situation if it came down to it and it were actually about to happen no way you would do that. [/quote] I am 99.99999% sure I would seriously let everyone else on the whole planet die if it meant I didn't have to die. I would say I was exactly 100.0% certain, but there's probably about a 0.000001% chance that I get hit in the head

[quote user="pokerchief29"]outside the family it would take 5 or more but i would without blinkin[/quote] So if it was 4 randoms, you wouldn't do it, but, if it was 5 randoms you would not only do it, but do it without even hesitating? Lol what the fuck? How does it suddenly go from it being a "no" with 4 random people but then magically as soon as it's 5 people it's now a "yes" without hesitation??? What makes 5 such a special number?

[quote user="Camz2895"] bfactor you obv dont have kids or nieces/nephews. You'd let all of your familiy die, parents, kids, nephews/nieces in order to be the lone person on earth? [/quote] Well, I don't plan on ever having kids (probably partly because I would not be willing to die for my kid, which is pretty fucked up, so I'm not the type of person who should have kids that means) but yea, I would let all my family die as well as everyone else on the planet if it meant I got