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[quote user="payems"] Utz Crab Chips...literally the best shit ever. And I bet the turn when we're both that deep. [/quote] +1

Such rusownage!

[quote user="grapsfan"] Period. [/quote] I think you hit on the source of the problem right here.

[quote user="MrMan33"]So I play often online, I play so much that I don't have any money left.....I can't seem to keep a good structure on the table and with my bankroll. I often build my bankroll up to 1k or more, but find myself donking it away again. Someone please help me with a new strategy that I can build my bankroll and not donk it away. As much as I lose, when im not tilting I play good...PLEASE HELP[/quote] I dunno, but that sounds like he's asking for bankroll advice

[quote user="toddm902"] take a dump. Shouldn't it be leave a dump? (courtesy of beavis) needless to say....then don't. [/quote] Pretty sure that's originally George Carlin too: "I'm going to take a dump." "Well don't take mine! I only have two left, and the weekend's coming."

I really enjoyed their song "Round and Round". Thanks guys.

[quote user="BP8499"]its bull the shuffle should end when the first card is dealt. its a rule of the game. if i am dealing a hand of poker and before dealing the river i just start shuffling , all hell would break lose [/quote] Exactly! Because when you stop shuffling before the deal, the next card to come will be random, but when you instead continuously shuffle the deck the next card to come will be...random. Oh.

Any mix of kidney, pinto, black, and/or red chili beans. And def add beer.

[quote user="Willywoo"][quote user="fishm0nger"]Any mix of kidney, pinto, black, and/or red chili beans. And def add beer. [/quote] Chile does not have beans in it. [/quote] Mine does. You can pick them out if you like.

[quote user="Willywoo"][quote user="fishm0nger"] [quote user="Willywoo"][quote user="fishm0nger"]Any mix of kidney, pinto, black, and/or red chili beans. And def add beer. [/quote] Chile does not have beans in it. [/quote] Mine does. You can pick them out if you like. [/quote] LOL. It's a southwestern thing. [/quote] lol apparently beans might be an eastern thing