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Who the fuck calls my shove here???? Seriously, this is up for Discussion... does anyone call this here??? I know the pot odds are good, but come on, I only shove with 2 hands here... maybe 3. There were 28 players left and I had a tight image. 5 minutes ago, I checked to see who won the tourney and good ole Danford01 took it down. Table '88191260 1' 9-max Seat #8 is the button Seat 1: NuclearSteve (69392 in chips) Seat 2: eddieboy (120302 in chips) Seat 3: $upremacy (61504 in chips) Seat

Jesus Christ, you'd think I would have some discipline by now. Been playing for 4+ years online and I still have a blow up every 6 months or so. FOCK! My aces get cracked and then I just lose it. Poker is 100% patience and discipline and you need both everytime you play. It hurts worse when you say to yourself... "I could've just bought a phat LCD TV with that money!" Fucking Ghey ldhflsh faj sdf;askjd hfsakjdhf!

holy crap, that's brutal!

yes, I would say 30 is ridiculous for a 20 year old. maybe not so ridic for a 30 year old, but come on. If your 20, as Assinnato's profile says he is, then he has about 3 years of active sex life under his belt if he started bumpin uglies at 17. It's more likely that he started at 18, so yeah 15 hotties per year is even a lot for Assinato (how ever the fuck u spell it).

Niceguy, that's solid! INSTA-SECKS!

I'm just trying to put you on tilt next time I'm at your table. But since tilting you probably won't happen, I'll give you some advice. Tell her the truth if it's a reasonable number. If it's from 1 to 5/6 then you'll be fine. If you're up in the 30's or something ridiculous, then maybe you shouldn't tell her. Or, then again, maybe she'll think your a stud and want to learn from the MASTER.

" I tell her the truth I sound like a complete sex freak degen, and if I lie I am lying to her which sucks." Obv brag post... just tell her the truth that you're a virgin.

No, your not crazy. That makes sense against a reraising LAG. Mostly though, I'm talking about the kinds of LAGs that just float you, or just min reraise your flop bet. They try to put you to the test on every street. Taken from a post on 2+2, here is what we know about LAGs: - keep constant pressure, inducing mistakes - keep the pot small, and win a lot of them - build a large pot with good cards on the turn and river - see most flops and turns - take down pots where a c-bet is made on a dry board

I agree lordxixor. I think taking control of the pot by betting hard is the key... maybe even doing this with air "sometimes". Another key point came from the article I posted above. Even though it's hard to do, you can try to put a LAG on a hand range and then play a slightly tighter range yourself. This is probably better to do when you have position though as opposed to taking this tactic when out of position. Out of position, it's probably better to play select hands to keep your image credible

No, I don't really think that's the answer, especially when short-handed at a final table or something. You have to play back at the guy. You can't let him run over you, especially late in an MTT. Here is an article that may help... I'm still searching: http://www.pokersavvy.com/wfs/playing-against-a-lag