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All I want to know is, how the HELL do you get out of bed in the morning after dumping a cool Million in one afternoon? After the few times I have turbo-tilted and spewed a few grand at $1/2... I wake up wanting to cut myself and listen to pink floyd.

[quote user="RoyalCrusher"] if you figure the pats convert 4th and 2 ~60% of the time and stop the colts ~25% of the time from the 30 yd line with 2 min left and score a game winning fg ~25% of the time even after letting the colts score then they win the game 77% of the time i doubt they stop manning from driving ~80 yds with 2 min and 2 timeouts more than 77% of the time. maybe about 60-65% [/quote] If you have a pink elephant playing QB and it starts to rain meatballs with 1 minute to

[quote user="RoyalCrusher"] i mean if they just let addai walk in with 1:10 left like they should have once they didnt convert, theyre still winning that game half the time. i guess if theyre not smart enough to let colts score on obvious situations like that then that makes checks' decision worse [/quote] Holy shit theres a lot of stupid right there^^^^

[quote user="Randers"] tbh they were favorites to get the 1st there. win the game now. [/quote] WTF are you talking about. Its not like they were on the INDY 30yrdline so punting would have been irrelevant. With that call you are saying you have a higher possibility of throwing 4th and 1 than you do having your defense hold Indy from a 70 touchdown drive in a 2 minute drill. Give me a break. Not even remotely bright call. Not even remotely in character for Belichick. NFL football is fucking

this just proves that women are smarter than men. Jaybone would never have thought of the "it was my dog with his arthritis" explanation. Then again, Jaybone obv doesn't care enough to come up with ANY excuse, so maybe women still are more dumberer.

[quote user="threeven"]shred up the burrito with a fork with some extra cheese and put it on chips for insta leftover super nachos [/quote] I like this idea a lot! Guess who's gonna have assfire during tomorrow's Pat's game? UhMeee!

[quote user="Bob Futon"]My schedule pretty much looks like: 11:00 Start off at half time pizza for 2 slice of pizza and 32 OZ beers 12: Bruins 3-7:30- Bar hopping 7:30- Blackout during Celtics game. So ya any time between 3 and 7:30 is good. I'd prefer closer to 3 as you may get a semi-coherent Bob as opposed to if you come at 6 as I tend to slur my words and make random females not with my party uncomfortable.[/quote] I so have an e-crush on Bob Futon. Oh and as for the 16-0 hoodie

Does anyone play the early doubles regularly and have a good idea what it takes to take down the best double cash? Yesterday the guy took 13th and 18th, but I don't know if that is really strong or average to win this bonus. Any thoughts? I took 68th/1,722 in early B I'm currently 13/61 in early A. I'm wondering if I have a good shot, cuz the $500 bonus might be worth adjusting my strategy or at least finding out if anyone is still in both... edit: so much for adjusting my strategy. I

I don't think I'd be comfortable rockin that bike unless my name was Batman and I was wearing a cape tbh, solid thread kill right thurrr... respect! I I I I I I I I \ / \ / \/

For some reason (I blame the trees) I thought that I'd be able to take down a Qdoba chicken quesadilla AND a chicken queso burrito in one sitting. Made it through the quesadilla and now I feel like I have a 15 lb. bowling ball in my tummy and think it might kill me if I go after the burrito too. So are burritos any good reheated? If they suck reheated I think i'll just make myself miserable and try to take it down right now despite not being hungry at all. (cuz that's how fatty's