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[quote user="m4tth3w1"][quote user="pokerchief29"] first just tell your parents the truth. dont put it as blatantly as you like penis in your rectum. I think they would take it better if you were the dominant one of the 2. say your the daddy and your the inserter mosltly and not the insertee. they should love you no matter what tho. gl [/quote] [?] Read OP wp pokerchief, WP [/quote] Can't you see he's making a joke? christ...

unlucky..he got pock AA twice in a row!

I'll be happy with 1 FT..GL!

Are you hidden on stars? Or have you not started playing yet? How am i supposed to watch you own..? lol

First of all, great thread!! Absolutely hilarious. Here is my brag: I have never got a chat ban/suspension before. Although i have berated someone verbally plenty of times. However this thread makes me want to go and try and get a chat ban, so i can legitimately post in this thread.

[quote user="Luckless"] sounds like you need to tell your mom. [/quote] chat ban!

And to add this: I'm currently in 3 tournies right now, all of them quite close to the bubble, but all of them i am at average or just below. ewwwwww

I'm a low stakes player, and my stats suck. I know that i am pretty decent at poker, because i very rarely go busto early in a tournament. What seems to happen to me most of the time is i stay around the chip average, then the average get's higher while i get a run of bad cards, and i end up min cashing. Is it best to keep it tight until you get to the money and then go all in with 10 BB or less, or is it best to shove with 10 BB or less no matter how far away from the money you are, if you

See, there's never a shortage of smart ass replies.

ugh horrible!! cmon man get some rungood!