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Shemp Hain's Blog

 
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I'm still alive.

By Shemp Hain - Mar 03 2009, 11:50 PM

I haven't blogged in over a week but I want to let everyone know I'm still alive and Tom Dwan is still queer. My poker results the past 2 weeks have been a little less than break even which is good because I've been running hot as hell. Tonight I busted on the second hand of a HA tournament I ran KK into AA.

Other than poker, I'm going to work on a total image makeover. I figure it's my best shot at making the "big time" as far as entertainment goes (more on this in the future). My theory is that there are so many ppl in the entertainment industry that don't have a niche. This goes for comedians as well. They all look like the person next door and talk about the same old bullshit. Think about it... how many big name comedians or tv stars would you recognize in person? If somebody has a positive or negative experience with my I want them to remember it. I'm also thinking about starting a myspace page (the jury is still out, but I think this will really help advance my career).

Speaking of comedians I suggest you check out Celebrity Apprentice because it features one of my favorite all time personalities, TOM GREEN.

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silverscull 

silverscull said:

Tom Green has toned down his act.  He used to be a blithering idiot when he had his show on MTV.  But I always got a kick out listening to "The Bum Bum Song."  Sweeeedish...Sweeedish...Sweeedish.

How about Annie Duke on Celeb Apprentice.  How would you like to be married to her?

March 5, 2009 6:12 AM
Shemp Hain 

Shemp Hain said:

I would turn gay first.

March 5, 2009 7:27 PM

About Shemp Hain

I just started concentrating on playing low limit tournament poker. I spent the last 4 years of my life living in hell, aka Philadelphia, and I am planning on moving to Atlantic City in late Spring. I wish I was "cool" enough to list something about marijuana here like the other jackasses. Oh wait, that goes under hobbies. I encourage everyone that hates life and everything contained within to read my blog. Feel free to check out my videos on youtube.com when I win enough in a tournament to buy a mic... username ShempHain


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